You are going back to school/college and discover the above avatar Is your teacher. What do you do?

[Rusalka]

Would you kindly not give us a fifty page essay that has to be done by the middle of next month?

[Shoryu Magami]

"You again? Why aren't you fired for dress code violation yet?"

[easy modo]

stroke that fuckin goatee sensei and i might just focus

[ArenaSnow]

Wait. *blinks* You're the teacher?

[Elgappa]

"Oh...hey there, i did my homework! Please dont stomp me again, kind robot!"

[TheWendil]

Sorry "Sensei", but collecting your droppings is not "extra credit".

[Sputnik]

I like how your hair matches my skin.

[Elgappa]

Well, that are some lovely gains you made, miss! Damn, can you flex it once more?

[Witch Cat]

Third time this month I was tempted to eat my teacher

[TheWendil]

Why are all my teachers animals?

[Elgappa]

"Why do all my teachers have green hair/bodies?"

[Shoryu Magami]

>Walks in and notices that his teacher is a fucking bird.

"I'm pretty damn sure I don't do drugs... so what's the deal...?"

[TheWendil]

Dracula teaches too?

[Basarin]

...is this our Science teacher, or the Science experiment? Her hair looks like it grew out of a jungle.

[nichinichisou]

Why is our teacher's head through the ceiling?

[vancexentan]

Is this one of those anime where the loli is the teacher and is really forty? If so do I get the window seat or am I side character b?

[TheWendil]

If you make one "pain" pun, I'm dropping this class and moving to Geometry.

[Witch Cat]

"Time for my favourite game! How old is this anime character? 30 or a 1000 year old loli?"

[Rusalka]

So...when do we learn to summon sexy succubi?! 8D

[BrokenPromise]

Teach is teaching theater. And he takes the whole "opera of the mask" thing to crazy levels. Something about emoting with your voice only. I think he'd be good for the voice acting industry.