Hidden 2 mos ago Post by Vampiretwilight
Raw
Avatar of Vampiretwilight

Vampiretwilight fellow roleplayer

Member Online

i once dreamed i was just browsing on a computer. it was boring, and yet weird. lol
Hidden 2 mos ago Post by Gunther
Raw
Avatar of Gunther

Gunther Captain, Infantry (Retired)

Member Seen 39 min ago

I am actually a raccoon


My wife has called me a racoon. I have actually used the line, "You gotta try this. It is disgusting."

1x Like Like 1x Laugh Laugh
Hidden 2 mos ago Post by Gunther
Raw
Avatar of Gunther

Gunther Captain, Infantry (Retired)

Member Seen 39 min ago

Our 17-year old refrigerator stopped working in October. Later that month, my wife and I bought a new one with a delivery date set for 1/9. When the delivery arrived, the men said they could not get it through the door. The kitchen has a glass sliding door. I was terrified about the prospect of having to take the door(s) off myself. I typically fail at such undertakings. They left the fridge in the garage and I called for a service call on 1/14 to bring the fridge in the house on that date. with the sliding glass door open, there was 32" of opening. The fridge required 32 - 1/2". On Wednesday, I spent one hour learning how to remove the door(s), both the sliding part and the fixed part. At 10:24 AM on Thursday, 1/14, the delivery driver called, stating he would arrive in one half hour. By 10:30, I had both the doors removed from the opening. By 11AM, the refrigerator was in the house and by 11:10, I had the doors back in place working properly.
Hidden 2 mos ago 2 mos ago Post by Xandrya
Raw
Avatar of Xandrya

Xandrya How the mighty have fallen

Member Seen 5 hrs ago

It was what, maybe in the 60s outside overnight? Had the AC running also as usual. I wore a very light sweater, pajama pants, and my ultra thick fleece bathrobe to bed. To add, I covered myself with a blanket, fleece cover, and one of those throw blankets I received when I donated blood.

Today, did I wake up covered in sweat? You beat I didn't. I actually woke up like they do in commercials, all warm and toasty and feeling like you've been sleeping on a fluffy cloud. I chalk it up to being tortured just over 13 years ago in basic training when they would make us wake up in the middle of the freezing night to shovel snow around the buildings. That Chicago wind is no joke, and my body still remembers.
1x Like Like
Hidden 2 mos ago Post by Dark Cloud
Raw
Avatar of Dark Cloud

Dark Cloud When the spaghetti is done just right.

Member Online

Alright I once transcended the pinnacle of inner Zen as a young boy in grade 5 or 6. Once it was while defecating in the boy's bathroom; and idk about anyone else but I felt like my soul travelled all of existence.
Hidden 2 mos ago Post by Vergil Sparda
Raw
Avatar of Vergil Sparda

Vergil Sparda I love Vergil

Member Seen 2 mos ago

I got stuck in my mom when I was coming out and had to chill in there for an extra 2 weeks until she got a c section. Wait a minute is this why I procrastinate...?
Hidden 2 mos ago Post by Dark Cloud
Raw
Avatar of Dark Cloud

Dark Cloud When the spaghetti is done just right.

Member Online

I got stuck in my mom when I was coming out and had to chill in there for an extra 2 weeks until she got a c section. Wait a minute is this why I procrastinate...?


I was like stuck in your mom?

....Ah I get it as a baby not an adult.

JK.

I don't like mushrooms on anything.
1x Laugh Laugh
Hidden 2 mos ago Post by Vergil Sparda
Raw
Avatar of Vergil Sparda

Vergil Sparda I love Vergil

Member Seen 2 mos ago

Lmao you pervo

I love mushrooms on anything
Hidden 2 mos ago Post by Dark Cloud
Raw
Avatar of Dark Cloud

Dark Cloud When the spaghetti is done just right.

Member Online

Lmao you pervo

I love mushrooms on anything


Alright here is something about me:
Today I met my mortal enemy.
1x Laugh Laugh
Hidden 2 mos ago Post by Vergil Sparda
Raw
Avatar of Vergil Sparda

Vergil Sparda I love Vergil

Member Seen 2 mos ago

Fun fact about me: This isn’t the first time someone declared me their mortal enemy

Feels bad man 😔😔
1x Like Like
Hidden 2 mos ago Post by Gunther
Raw
Avatar of Gunther

Gunther Captain, Infantry (Retired)

Member Seen 39 min ago

...maybe in the 60s outside overnight? Had the AC running also as usual...

why? In the winter, we keep our thermostat in the 60s...heat. (New England)

Hidden 2 mos ago Post by Dark Cloud
Raw
Avatar of Dark Cloud

Dark Cloud When the spaghetti is done just right.

Member Online

Fun fact about me: This isn’t the first time someone declared me their mortal enemy

Feels bad man 😔😔


We aren't actually mortal enemies fam™
1x Like Like
Hidden 2 mos ago Post by Xandrya
Raw
Avatar of Xandrya

Xandrya How the mighty have fallen

Member Seen 5 hrs ago

<Snipped quote by Xandrya>
why? In the winter, we keep our thermostat in the 60s...heat. (New England)


Well that's excellent weather to sleep in, but given that I live on a busy street I can't open my window because the traffic noise will make me up due to me being a light sleeper.
1x Like Like
Hidden 2 mos ago Post by Vergil Sparda
Raw
Avatar of Vergil Sparda

Vergil Sparda I love Vergil

Member Seen 2 mos ago

A fact about me is that I was playing Crash 4 last night and I died a total of SEVENTY THREE TIMES on Cortex Castle
Hidden 2 mos ago Post by Vampiretwilight
Raw
Avatar of Vampiretwilight

Vampiretwilight fellow roleplayer

Member Online

um.....i got a new cell phone.
1x Like Like
Hidden 2 mos ago Post by Gunther
Raw
Avatar of Gunther

Gunther Captain, Infantry (Retired)

Member Seen 39 min ago

Today, I did laundry, played ACV, changed the linen on my bed, watched episodes of the Office, watched Fury, ironed my work clothes, packed up the trash to go out to the curb tomorrow and played Squad for about an hour and a half.
Hidden 2 mos ago Post by Shu
Raw
Avatar of Shu

Shu Jook-sing ✌️

Member Seen 0-12 hrs ago

When I was a kid I would keep sneaking out of church and-or Sunday school. One day one of the deacons caught me and said, and I quote, that if I didn’t stop skipping church I’d get “drop kicked by Jesus”.
Hidden 2 mos ago Post by HaleyTheRandom
Raw
Avatar of HaleyTheRandom

HaleyTheRandom ☣ Hurricane Eyes ☣

Member Seen 3 days ago

The restaurant where I work is reopening for dine-in on the 28th and I'm nervous, tbh.
Hidden 2 mos ago Post by Dark Cloud
Raw
Avatar of Dark Cloud

Dark Cloud When the spaghetti is done just right.

Member Online

I'm easy to piss off IRL.
Hidden 2 mos ago Post by Vampiretwilight
Raw
Avatar of Vampiretwilight

Vampiretwilight fellow roleplayer

Member Online

i had someone call me a harry potter geek before.
1x Like Like
↑ Top
© 2007-2017
BBCode Cheatsheet