Christmas Gift Game

[Briza]

A copy of Wes Anderson's theatrical rendition of Roald Dahl's classical book Fantastic Mr. Fox.

[skidcrow]

how did you know i loved fantastic mr fox

a hug because you're briza <3

[SleepingSilence]

A very nice complement. Because happiness is the best gift you can give for the holidays. When you're bound to be broke as fuck. :D

[skidcrow]

a dead rabbit

[Jurassic Weeb]

One (1) slap in the face with a dead rabbit. Just yo even things out.

[skidcrow]

a dead rabbit shoved up your asshole

[ArenaSnow]

a nice ban with a mahz autograph

[skidcrow]

the embodiment of mahz's fathering skills

[ArenaSnow]

nooooooooooooo

your virginity

[skidcrow]

why would you give me a present i already have

herpes

[ArenaSnow]

oh please, you lost it the moment you looked at Odin

an active grenade

[Sewer Rat]

A nice little boy to possess

[OfWindAndRain]

A mad scientist outfit

[Jurassic Weeb]

One (1) sea monster defense system, in case something similar to Ray Bradbury's The Fog Horn happens. Comes with one free year of coverage, but after 12 months you'll have to foot the bill.

[ArenaSnow]

Some equally pervy shipwrecked people to play with, of course.

[OfWindAndRain]

Some skin moisturizer

[Scarescrow]

a boat that actually need your help

[Jurassic Weeb]

A straight jacket... and maybe some medication to help with your multiple personalities.

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Some equally pervy shipwrecked people to play with, of course.

@ArenaSnow

[OfWindAndRain]

A shaver

[Scarescrow]

A better fake beard, and a manual guide to make that wearer becomes more wise and kind. (Deep down, we know that you are a pervy old man.)