[OOC] Warhammer 40K: Knives in the Dark - An Only War/Guard RP

[Jb]

@Dogematix@AdvancedJ3lly@CaptainBritton@Superboy@Poi@Andreyich@Jarl Coolgruuf

Okie dokie, so I know that the holiday season is a busy one for everyone, but I'd just like to know that everyone is still around and ready to go; to this end, can I get a post containing the phrase (and any extra memes) "the Emperor protects!" from you guys (and grills).

If @Poi doesn't post, then I shall very soon.

[Dogematix]

You know what? He probably does protect... in like a weird distant not really protecting kind of way :p

And yeah sorry for the slowness. At least we're nearing that joyous time when Christmas is in the past!

[AdvancedJ3lly]

The emperor protects!

[Supermaxx]

But what is protection? :thinking_emoji:

[Jarl Coolgruuf]

[Kuro]

@Jbcool You can go ahead and post, I don't want to keep everyone waiting :)

Also, the Emperor protects even the purest love.

[Jb]

@Poi Okie dokie!

If anyone wishes to join my Discord, it can be found here: discord.gg/upYVtT

I'll get a post up soonish, possibly after Xmas, possibly before.

[CaptainBritton]

The Emperor protects.

[Jb]

@Dogematix@AdvancedJ3lly@CaptainBritton@Superboy@Poi@Andreyich@Jarl Coolgruuf

Right, hope you all had a fine and pleasant Sanguinalia - I know I did - and are ready to go on as we began...with a bang.

I'll have the next post up on New Years Eve, so charge up them las-packs, slap on that flak armour, and let's get ready to rumble!

[AdvancedJ3lly]

"I have no doubt that some of you may be quite shocked to see the identity of your captors, but I assure you that this is neither a test nor an artifical scenario. Let this be a warning to you that my Order has operatives, and thus enemies, in every echelon of our glorious Imperium."

@Jbcool

[Jb]

@AdvancedJ3lly Not sure I understand...

[AdvancedJ3lly]

@Jbcool

Well, it seems we're fighting members of the Inquisition which means either it's radicals who don't like the Munitorum stopping their "evil" plans or puritans who don't like the Munitorum making their own discount Inquisition and stepping on their toes.

[Jb]

@AdvancedJ3lly OR the Shadow Order are gunning down loyal Inquisitors, and expecting you to help them. Choose wisely.

Oh, also, we're not under the perview of the Munitorum...or indeed anyone, really. Only the Emperor himself.

[Andreyich]

@Jbcool Would I get ye olde standard Cadian pattern Lasgun or the Krieger pattern?

[Dogematix]

To be fair last I checked on the lore the Inquisition is a hot mess so we're probably doing the Empire a favour however they swing.

[Supermaxx]

I smell a big ol' pile of heresy.

[Kuro]

I smell a big ol' pile of heresy.

@Superboy

One big pile of heresy peppered with lasgun shots coming right up. Ordered directly off the Exterminatus menu. How would you like it served? Heretically rare?

[Jb]

@Andreyich If it was a Krieger pattern, I would have said a Krieger pattern.

That is a redundant question, son!

[AdvancedJ3lly]

@Jbcool Honestly, my character probably would side with the Inquisition over the mysterious Shadow Order she's never heard of and that likely doesn't have the authority of an Inquisitor.

[Jb]

@AdvancedJ3lly Then don't pick up a lasgun and refuse to help, it really is as simple as that. :) Oh and if anyone's characters have questions, ask them.