Explain an Anime Plot Badly

[Carmine Celica]

White haired, fraternal twins learn what happens when they forget to lock the front door before doing it doggy style in the front hall.

[Aislynn]

A bunch of dudes fawn over a girl who looks like a guy because she's good at attracting girls, which somehow also makes her attractive to them in some way.

[Jurassic Weeb]

Twin sister's wanna fuck their big brother in borderline hentai graphicness.

@Carmine Celica

Not gonna lie, I really liked that one.

Batshit crazy wizard guild solves every problem through the power of family and love.

[Aislynn]

A notorious witch bandit and a really, really dumb guy team up to save the world because...because... well, nobody really knows why but the characters are great.

[Todd Howard]

Steel balls run

[Jurassic Weeb]

Anthropomorphic personifications of popular consoles break fourth wall and provide excellent fanservice. "Oh my, how lewd!"

[Aislynn]

A girl gets together with a guy who locked her in a cage and with another guy who's murdered her at least twenty times across different timelines because "true love".

[Aislynn]

Incompetent frog creatures fail at taking over the world because their leader is busy doing some else's household chores.

[Jurassic Weeb]

Schoolgirls talk about random everyday things, following their shameless cosplay otaku fangirl leader.

[Todd Howard]

Anthropomorphic personifications of popular consoles break fourth wall and provide excellent fanservice. "Oh my, how lewd!"

@Otaku95

my favorite shit

[Monkeypants]

So theres this giant robot that can shoot magic out of its hands and can turn into a boat and can fly and is totally not transformers and it goes to school at tokyo golden tiger dragon school for the deaf but his girlfriend is a demon who CAN hear and can turn into a flying monster and the two get together and then kill a ton of alien angels who arent actually angels but are from some evil place ran by a mysterious smiling blue dude but i dont know anymore because they are only half way into season 6.

Ive never made such an run on sentence...

But it fit the story...

It felt..

So right

[NewShoesForever]

An epic bromance falls to pieces when one guy finds the other's secret journal.

[Monkeypants]

Three cross dressing medieval robot knights take on a tentacle monster to save small anthropomorphic rabbit vampire girls.

[Jurassic Weeb]

Mr. Perfect Prettyboy gets stuck in a video game, gets the girl, and somehow amasses a harem in the process.

[Monkeypants]

A giant shape shifting squid attends a highschool and runs a tea shop, all the while secretly killing demons with its fathers magic katana.

[Ariamis]

Schoolgirls ride age-inappropriate military vehicles.

[Carmine Celica]

Basketball coach does his best not to fuck his harem of underaged loli basketball girls.

[Silverstein]

A promising young detective wakes up to the worst hangover of his life.

[Darcel]

First of all, it's porn.

Secondly, it's gay porn.

And third, it's gay child porn!

It's all about a confused boy that dresses like a girl and will change the way you see icecream cones for the rest of your scarred life.

[Jurassic Weeb]

Oh that reminds me…

George Orwell's "1984", but in regards only to anything lewd. You will never look at cookies the same way ever again.