Explain an Anime Plot Badly

[Carmine Celica]

A Reverse Trap rides around the world on a talking motorcycle.

[SgtEasy]

Naruto is a blonde guy who has nine fox tentacle tails inside him 24/7 since birth

[Todd Howard]

Jojo's Bizarre Adventure: Part 2 ~ A Nazi sympathizer slaps buff men around with his oily balls.

[0 Azzy 0]

People just lie around playing videogames all day.

[Todd Howard]

Highschool girl breaks vase and does lesbian labor to make up for it.

[Makino]

A high school guy that sees spooky things does odd jobs for a magic-lady.

[Dinh AaronMk]

A highschool student tries to fuck his/her teacher.

[Todd Howard]

Dandy man travels through space in search of boobies.

... Wait, that's just Space Dandy. Fuck.

[Jurassic Weeb]

@Raddum And might I add that Space Dandy is easily one of the best anime series I've ever seen. XD

Young man forced to choose to marry snake girl, horse girl, bird girl, spider girl, or living embodiment of "anything that moves". Oppai abound.

[Kuro]

A battle royale between 7 mages with servants that are likely to be the opposite gender they were in real life and are able to transfer mana by being lewd.

Alternatively, a battle royale between 7 mages and their servants where people die if they are killed.

[Cyndyr]

Fire destroys literally everything.

[Todd Howard]

@Otaku95

One of a few shows which has a dub that makes it ten times better

boy gets into fucking robot

[Kuro]

Small tiger repeatedly mauls a man obsessed with cleaning, only to keep him alive to do her bidding.

[Jurassic Weeb]

Fourteen year old schoolgirl fends off lesbian roommate in shocking ways.

[Todd Howard]

guy kills people while taking potato chips and eating them while genius detective on the case gives himself diabetes

[SleepingSilence]

Two pandering loli girls waste everyone's fucking time in a post apocalypse.

[Kuro]

World War 1 but with mages and no one seems to bat an eye at the fact that they're taking orders from a child.

[Jurassic Weeb]

Sentient sailor fuku forces schoolgirl inside him.

[Todd Howard]

ATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATA

[Mattchstick]

Two kids try to use science to resurrect their dead mom but they do it wrong and it costs them an arm and a leg. And one of them turns into a robot ghost.