Explain an Anime Plot Badly

[Jurassic Weeb]

MUDAMUDAMUDA!

[Todd Howard]

sailor gets soft and wet

[Foster]

Poi-spamu! Dragons in Tokyo!

[SleepingSilence]

An anthology of crack induced hallucinations of Alice In Wonderland style stories.

[Todd Howard]

a bunch of kids let it rip

[Majoraa]

A talking cat forces children to murder abstract art creatures.

[Todd Howard]

Card games on motorcycles

[Mattchstick]

Card games everywhere except on motorcycles

[SleepingSilence]

Card games with a batshit crazy girl shanking a bitch with a pen.

[Carmine Celica]

Man gets superpowers by sucking tits

[Todd Howard]

some little shite named Zatch tries to become the king of the muppets

[Poetic Ghost]

Edgy teen boy uses ropes to attack big naked men

[Todd Howard]

Card games with acrobatics

[Carmine Celica]

Flat chested mage girl falls in love with the Japanese boy she literally kidnapped from his home world with magic.

[Todd Howard]

individuals battle by releasing things from their balls

[Carmine Celica]

An eight year old grade school girl spends the entire show trying to fuck her twenty three year old teacher.

[Alternax]

Shut in neet spends the rest of his life playing the same dead mmo.

[Leaves]

Soda Girls.

[Majoraa]

A kid gets enrolled in the military,

Hell rises with them.

[Kuro]

Poi-spamu! Dragons in Tokyo!

@Foster

You called?

Shut in neet spends the rest of his life playing the same dead mmo.

@Alternax

I can raise you one (or two).

School girl who is a neet outside of school and acts like a little shit to her older brother--only caring for cola and video games.

Or

Angel who comes to the human world for education, but instead becomes a neet after falling prey to MMOs.