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Granted, the animals are doing the harming.

I wish to experience the perfect meal.
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Granted except I cant tell what your avatar is.
I wish I knew.
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You only know how to do the fortnite dance.

I wish I could get a pet dragon.
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Granted but it burns you to ash.

I wish to be able to swim.
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Granted but there's sea snakes in the sea.

I wish I grew wings.
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Granted, you grew wings on your lungs... good luck with that.

I wish for the next person to do something hilarious to me via corrupting my wish.
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Granted nothing happens and you laughed.
I wish my imaginary friends would get a room.
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Granted which means we also get a room to ourselves.

I wish to be in the movies Howl's Movie Castle.
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Granted. You get the part to be in that movie, but unfortunately it turns out that no movie by that name exists.

I wish I had peace and quiet.
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Granted. You are launched into the cold heart of space, where you freeze, then explode, but there's no sound. :)
I wish for gold!
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Granted, you are now a gold statue... you can't move, or enjoy your newfound wealth in any way.

I wish for the next person to corrupt my wish in a unique way.
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Granted. I now take control of your next wish, which will to be able to change colors like a chameleon. You turn bright orange when ever you feel emotionally attached to something, and sunburned red when embarrassed. And your skin is hyper sensitive, so it is excruciatingly painful.
I wish that I knew how to fix all the world's problems.
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Your wish was fulfilled. From now to the day you die you cannot sleep. All future problems are brought to you in the form of stampeding crowds as they heard you saved the world before. They all expect you to do it again. I wish dust did not exist.
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Granted, everyone who has ever had a username with the word 'dust' in it, anyone named 'Dusty', as well as the game 'Dust' have all been erased from existence. Oh, you meant the particles? Well, too late to change that, now.

I wish my last wish wasn't granted.
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Granted. All dust is erased. The planet you're standing on ceases to exist, and you freeze, then explode.
I wish for a deathstar!
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Granted, though it aims at you and your planet. So... fuck you.

I wish for a grain of rice.
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Granted. You are transported to the middle of Death Valley, with one grain of rice for nourishment.
I wish for a hot tub.
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Granted. You are transmogrified into a lobster, just as it is being tossed into a pot of boiling water.

I wish I could teleport wherever and whenever I liked, for no additional cost.
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Granted, but you got bored after two days.

I wish we had more doctors but without the random schedules.
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Granted. However you insurance wont let you see them.
I wish for @Shadow Dragon to pet!
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