Granted. It shoots out Phoenix, from X-men, and she flies into a rage, destroying everything in sight. I then steal the waffles from Raptra. I wish that I was never caught for my many crimes against humanity.
Granted, but everybody else is paid for breathing as well. In order to have enough money to pay everyone for every breath, a mmasive amount of new money is printed. This causes a massive amount of inflation, and before long money becomes all but worthless.
I wish sugar was a healthy food, but still tasted every bit as good as it does now.