[OOC] From Oubliette to Oublioth [R.I.P]

[OwO]

Also, I like how Locke thinks so highly of himself even after having had his ass handed to him by one of the lower lifeforms... xD

@Xaltwind

Chimpanzees will rip your face off, but I still think I'm better than them.

[Xaltwind]

That's just racist, mang. D:

[Xaltwind]

@The Irish Tree has asked to be given leave, due to having finals this week and needing time to study and focus on those. As such, Vani will be considered unconscious for the time being, both from being pummeled by rocks and from near-exhaustion of his mana. Tree's excused from posting this week.

I will try to get an update out today, but honestly there isn't that much I can write about until you guys do more things with the crystal and/or each other. Today's update will mostly relate to the movements of the Imperial army within the ruins and the Palagrian forces to the south, and will have little to do with your characters directly.

[Crusader Lord]

Someone plz come talk to da elf tiddy, she wavin' at em'. She doesn't bite, i promise. TwT

lol

[Xaltwind]

She might not, but her gargantuan bipedal monitor-lizard pet might.....
Run away, Artemoose! Run awaaaaaaaay!

[Click This]

A-artemoose...

Hrm, so does Vani just up and collapse as they approach her and Locke?

[Xaltwind]

Nah, Vani is sleeping soundly in Kaze's burly, manly lizard-arms already.

[Xaltwind]

Small update is small.

[Crusader Lord]

Everyone Near Tower Bottom: "Who are those people over there? No idea what is going on with them."

Yinha: *is waving arms and shouting out for medical help*

Everyone: "...No idea man, they might be dangerous. Look at those tiddies, they could crush a horse!"

[Kazemitsu]

Big tiddies are lethal...much smothering could happen, two people at a time!

[ERode]

Gonna wait for Asuras to post before I do.

[Xaltwind]

As a sign of good faith and non-hostility, I strongly urge the Artemoose to offer up her quadraped hamburger to the big lizard-thing! A peace-offering of food is custom among primitive tribes! *sagacious nod*

Now let's roll that D20 and see what'll happen once team Crystal-breaker actually shatters the crystal... Will it explode and kill them all? Or will it give them EXP orbs? Maybe a permanent buff or debuff? So many options... So many possibilities...

[Click This]

Her horse isn't a hamburger >:[

[Asuras]

Her horse isn't a hamburger >:[

@Click This

We'll have the final say about that one.

[Xaltwind]

The sleeper has awoken...
... And what a graceless awakening it is... xD

[Crusader Lord]

Hurry, bring the elf tiddy over to calm her down! Clearly someone who was once a man from humanland will be entranced by them and be stilled! XD

Wow. Didn't even talk to us and now she's woken up. Tower people are r00d, lol. :P

[Xaltwind]

That's Artemoose for you, rood as phawk. D;
I'm just waiting for her to walk up to Yinha and be all: Using magic to enhance your assets isn't very commendable, hmph! And then have her hamburger summairly start nibbling at the elf's melons. Because horses are as intelligent as hamburgers.

[Crusader Lord]

How's the party gonna assemble at this rate? XD

[ERode]

With some OOC finagling and some IC 'enemy of my enemy' deals, I figure.

[Xaltwind]

Simple, the Empire is gonna wanna kill all of you, and unlike Serafaye, you guys can very much die to large numbers of doods who're between 2 levels below you and 10 levels above you. As for Serafaye, pretty sure s/he doesn't feel like going with people who employ strong-arming tactics, on account of their "superior modern society morals". ;p