1Charak2

Sins of the Father =][= W40k Dark Heresy RP

I do believe the Tech priest is in order.

"Time to get intimate with all the xenos tech... Very intimate..."

Sins of the Father =][= W40k Dark Heresy RP

Interested.

Fate/numerus clausus (A Great Holy Grail War RP in Scotland!)

Seriously though what the fuck is a pound or a mile actually supposed to be, guys? Or cups? Gallons? What's the significance or relation of these to any of the other units of measurement? They're just words. Random words that means nothing unless you measure things stupidly. Because you're stupid. It's stupid.

In the metric system, everything uses the same prefixes that mean the same thing no matter what your unit of measurement is, and they use base10 like sensible people too. It's always consistent. A thousand grams of something is just a kilogram, because kilo- always means "a thousand". Similarly, a kilometer is just a thousand meters, not 5280 feet in a mile or some other stupid bullshit like twelve inches in a foot (as opposed to 100 centimeters to a meter, because centi- means a hundred).

I mean, what the fuck is an inch even? I get why you might measure things based on the length of your feet if you're primitive a.k.a. stupid, but then dividing that already inconsistent measurement (yes people do have different sized feet, surprise surprise) into twelve smaller units instead of some cleaner, easier number like five or ten is just dumb. It makes larger units of measurement incredibly awkward to translate into inches and back, and it sets a precedent for all your units of measurement to be totally arbitrary in regards to one another. An inch has about as much relation to a yard as a foot does to a mile. None of it makes any fucking sense!

tl;dr nano/giga will always mean a billion of a something and that's the way I like it

@Turboshitter

To be fair to solve everything just use the international system of units since its the base units that basically make up all equations and thus you don't really need to know anything else in order to get the science down.

Fate/numerus clausus (A Great Holy Grail War RP in Scotland!)

<Snipped quote by vancexentan>

Because the American style is stupid and everyone who uses it is stupid and hates science. I can say this with 100% confidence because I live in America, and we know better than anyone how low the average IQ in this country really is (hint: some of us actually voted for Donald Trump #notme)

@Turboshitter

Considering the courses I am studying under I can confirm the American style is hell. Then again I didn't take biology so I can't confirm for biology (lol)

Fate/numerus clausus (A Great Holy Grail War RP in Scotland!)

When the entire possible interaction between a master and his servant is rushed
*could of at least let her get some jabs in there to keep the floor going*

Fate/numerus clausus (A Great Holy Grail War RP in Scotland!)

What have I done?

@Vocab

Crying Olympia

Morgana in her room

Fate/numerus clausus (A Great Holy Grail War RP in Scotland!)

@1Charak2

Post coming up! And just to clarify, did Morgana use a command spell to bring Constantine back with them, or did she just command him intimidatingly and spookylike?

@Cu Chulainn

The latter.

*would be a waste of a command spell otherwise.*

(Also basically just ordering him to get his ass to her side from whatever he was doing)

Fate/numerus clausus (A Great Holy Grail War RP in Scotland!)

@Cu Chulainn

Waiting on the champion of Christianity to help Morgana out.

(so she can break up Rider and Olympia)

If anyone wants a picture of Aristocat Locusta (if she was summoned as a Caster) or if she was allowed to get a dress and wear it.

Fate/numerus clausus (A Great Holy Grail War RP in Scotland!)

Interacting with Albert @Turboshitter

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Locusta leaned where she stood, her back propped up against the wall as her master spouted out his life story, every detail every inch. Sure Locusta had joked she wouldn't remember but some of the stuff she heard reminded her of herself. The boy was young, unmolded and was certainly having trouble comprehending the harsh reality of the world. She was almost in the right mind to tap into those motherly instincts she had never gotten a chance to use in life to comfort the child and to lecture him on how to detach himself from such things. Not to devalue them but to appreciate them as a fact of life. For even Locusta an Assassin by trade felt empathy for the victims she could see. She disliked having to mercy kill that child purely for the fact they simply were too young to die and were of no threat to anyone. Perhaps thats why she liked poisons so much. She never had to see the dying with the her own eyes as they collapsed and disappeared like a ripple in the ocean.

She kept listening to his life story, pondering over some of what she heard perhaps she might be able to make a special blend of toxin that purges all ill effects by force. Question was would her master be able to survive such a powerful concoction. She shook her head. He seemed fine as he was without any need to risk endagering his life currently. He had her for Romes Sake. Not only the smartest Assassin this side of europe but also probably the nicest because even if it was horribly warped by her occupation Locusta liked to think she had a solid moral code. Though this France thing he went on about made her curious because well. That was where Gaul was meaning... Well nations were conquered and changed of course Gaul wouldn't exist this far into the future it had probably be stolen from the Romans and turned into this 'France'

When he had finally finished pouring out his entire life to her. He began to move onto more relevant topics to the things at hand. Her Master... No, Albert had begun his little inquisitiveness in asking who she was by beginning with a rather hurtful statement. He didn't mean to summon her...? She was brought back by accident. She had gotten lucky. He didn't know of her skills at all how could those ancient historians forget about her and her almost monopoly over assassinations in the roman empire during Nero's reign. Her frown was rather obvious on her face as her entire excitement earlier had been betrayed by this one comment but it didn't stop there. No the boy had to pour more salt on her wounded ego, he didn't guess her as any random women during the old weaklings life. He had to guess her as Agrippina the younger.

It didn't take long for those words to spill from his lips before Locusta had blown a fuse. She inhaled deeply in order to get a full intake of air to really rip into him how stupid he was in one full blow. "How dare you... How dare you!" Locusta began her eyes seeming to well up with heart "So you think I'm the women whom had me imprisoned? Tortured even? All because I helped her in her stupid plot to get her child on the throne and you have no clue who I am because she" She paused after saying the she e with such venom and disgust it was almost like she was an entirely different person, it seemed she was actually getting close to tears as she ruffled her hands through her green hair making it rather messy and yet somehow more fitting. "So she took all the credit? So in the end she got all she ever wanted. Everyone remembers Agrippina the younger as the murderer of Claudius." Locusta murmured getting rather emotional over this one person whom had betrayed her trust. Locusta didn't handle betrayal well it cut her deep considering her values. Even Murderers should have decency to not betray other murderers. Close as a band of murderers was a comment she took to her heart. She stopped talking for a few moments to try and compose herself. It seemed to drag on for a few minutes.

"I would of killed you for what you just said if you didn't pour out your life story first, Albert..." Locusta scowled her face speaking volumes of murderous intent towards her master before it slowly mellowed out again. "From the top..." She began getting really close to his face ignoring his indecent state. She had to talk to people in worse conditions. For example that roman senator whom she had to talk to while his slaves... cleaned him. She had seen it all before was what she was getting at. She made sure he was looking into her eyes as she began. "Your observation was correct. I am not Emperor Claudius however I am not Agrippina either,contrary from what you have heard she wasn't the one to kill her husband. It was me." She said as she pushed herself away from him by using his shoulders as a springboard pushing him a little under the water as she did so.

She pointed to herself as she stood in a triumphant pose. "I am the greatest poisoner in all of Rome, Senators hired me to kill other Senators. I was simply the Assassin everyone needed for their own ends. I am Locusta of Gaul though my title gifted to my perhaps precedes my name, I am Locusta the Poisoner, Slayer of the Emperor, friend of Nero. Mistress of Poisons." She said as she grabbed a hold of a nearby towel raising it as if to hit Albert before lowering it again. "It'd be my pleasure to aid you in your revenge~" She said her voice laced with honey as she handed him the towel, offering her other hand to help pull him out of the bath. "And don't you ever forget it Albert." She giggled as she ruffled his hair in the way her mother did to reassure her back when she was younger.

Fate/numerus clausus (A Great Holy Grail War RP in Scotland!)

@1Charak2Will you be getting a post out for Turbo tomorrow? I don't like rushing people but I would like to get Leon going. If not I'm going to go and make Leon do it myself without Albert. If only to make sure I don't half ass it when I'm not hyped.

@vancexentan

Dude Can't a guy Sleep without you telling them to hurry up Jesus.

I live in the british timezone of freaking course they'd be a delay around this time.

But yes I can get another post out for Locusta.

@Grey Probably something I should just leave up to Turbo's discretion. I doubt there will come a time in which Oly actually wants to use them in that manner, but we'll see.

Though from what it looks like, C is: "Cancel spells with a chant below two verses. Cannot defend against magecraft on the level of High-Thaumaturgy and Greater Rituals."

and D is: "Cancels Single-Action spells. Magic Resistance of the same degree of an amulet that rejects magical energy."

Guess no fire for me ;;

@Vocab

*I mean Morgana's whole schtick is manipulation and either canceling or enhancing magecraft so... Give it a rank up or two. It might not be complete conflagration but at least its better then usual.

@KawaiiKyouko *Cries*

THIS IS FATE, NOT FUCKING HOLLYOAKS! But if you wanna get Oly drunk, then have @1Charak2 Morgana intervene before anything happens, I'd be down XD

@Vocab

I mean its gonna be hard considering shes blind and all and the fact shes currently crying in her room in a fit of self loathing.