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7 mos ago
Current Potato
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I'm alive
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5 yrs ago
Status updates, huh? Who needs those anyways, pfft
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6 yrs ago
I figured I should update my status. Tada!
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What IS on my mind?

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Loves Teddy Bears|Twenty Something|Can't Speak Russian|Is Potat


THE MORE AWESOMEST POTATO:

Let me properly introduce myself. I am Sir Spud the Fourth, and I have been a potato for the longest time ever. I never denied it to be completely honest, but it is only recently that I embraced it. Now I have evolved from a simple couch potato to a fully grown royal potato. A dapper kawaii potato. And I dare say, knowing that you are a spud, makes life a lot easier. Just chill and let everyone else care about all their meaningless things because at the end of the day you'll know: chilling is the way to go.

I try to spend minimal effort on things that I don't care about, and procrastination might as well be my middle name. But that doesn't mean I ONLY rest. Sometimes a 'tato gotta do what a 'tato gotta do. And if that something happens to be things I like, then you cannot find anyone better than me. I am an omnipotent being capable of virtually any task to a limited degree, and I am not shy to admit it. I may not be the MOST AWESOMEST in a thing, but I am sure as hell MORE AWESOMEST than most people are at everything. But hey, I'm not here to brag, even if I am probabaly better at it than you


THE DREAMER:

All those nights laying in my couch, I thought about the cool shit that I cannot do. That I cannot see. But I pictured them in front of myself like they were real, and that infuraited me. Then I found the Guild, and I lived happily after. I have been on the site for 2 years now, and I have seen many RPs, and played with many people. I wish I have found the site earlier, but I am glad that I've even found it. Now all those fantasies can be written down and my mind can rest at ease at night, without being constantly troubled by ideas.

When I RP, I love myself some good Sci-Fi or Fantasy. But hey I am filthy casual, I can go for anything with an interesting setting. I don't trouble myself on small details if the plot is good, but if you get somwthing wrong you can expect me to tell you about it. Some even go as far as to think that I am angry or something, but I am too chill for that. If anything I'm more of the funny type, so you can expect me to try and write some shitty jokes or post memes I found on the internet. Anyways, you'll see what I mean when we RP together.


THE ARTIST:

Used to be something else here, but I'm happy to say that it's replaced because of a positive change. I now work as a full-time 3D artist in the animation industry, churning out shot after shot for some of your favorite game intros and trailers. Can't say anything about them before you even ask, and even though I'm still new to the industry I love it and I already know that this will be my passion for a long time. So hopefully in a few years I'll have a proud portfolio of animations that were done by yours truly that I can show off to all the lovely people of the guild.

THE LOVER OF STUFF:

Now I may have hobbies like the above mentioned, but there are some more things that I love in life. Here is a handy list of things you can always talk about with me:

  • Gaming: This one I am quite proud of, I'm a serious gamer with capital G. Not as much time for it nowadays, but still true.
  • Music: All kinds of electronic music, but I am a sucker for Queen and Powerwolf. Or Breakbot... anything music.
  • Anime: We all have an Otaku in us, but it's bigger for some people. For me it's just big enough.


WORDS OF WISDOM:

Be chill folks, getting fed up about stuff is a recipe for disaster. You gotta learn to be patient and let things go, or you'll end up a wrinkly old man/woman with only bad memories about life. Even if you do fuck-all every day, you can live a content life by taking things easy. With that said, as always, stay safe and stay classy.

Most Recent Posts

@NecroKnight

"the Order didn't use guns in space, therefore - it didn't need to worry about physics."

BBBBUT... I won't argue with you about it XD

@Liotrent@Wildman13

=GEMINI BREAK OUT=








Everything seemed to be going according to plan. The enemy ships lined up with the asteroid, ready for departure once the Red Mist and her guns are disabled. The rest of the fleet hanging back, and bombarding the mercenary fighters and their flagship. Insurgents inside the base were killing the guards and staff, and inciting a riot. It was just like the Praetoe has planned. Foolish xenos think that their movements and actions go unnoticed. The Rarians have been peaceful for a lnog time, but ever since they unified their clans, their hidden movements gather more and more support. They want their race to be enslaved no more. The Empire shall help them reach this goal. The Praetor spoke up from his chair. "Take them to the afterlife captain. Initiate the SDDs. Tell all ships to follow." The captain nod, and began barking out commands on the brdige.

Amidst the mayhem that ensued around Gemini, 5 Destroyers of unknown specs appeared, covered in a matt black paint that made them inidstingushable from their bacgrounds. Their arrival didn't make any signature, and their arrival was instantenious. They bore no markings, and the sensors could not indentify them as any known vessels. If they could identify them at all. The captain started to issue orders on the bridge at lighting speed, clearly a sign of his veterancy. "Fire up the ECM jammers, make us indistungishable from background radiation. Load both tubes of the axial coilgun. Ready the SDD, we're getting out of here in a hurry." Their presence nothing more than a shadow, they started inching towards the Gemini mining base. 2 of the destroyers stayed back, and powered up their coilguns in case battle would ensue.

The praetor stood up from his chair, and looked outside the window. The beautiful sight of a space battle that ensued around a massive rock. A massive bubble of oxygen, waiting to be popped. "Captain, are the coilguns ready to fire?" The captain nod and switched teh display to a tactial view, showing structural stress on the ships in front of the ships, from the fighters to the asteroid. The current state of every weapon system was also displayed on the sides of the screen, but most of the data was just gibberish to normal people. "Captain, fire the first tube at Gemini."

A sudden silence befell the bridge, as the weight of the command sank into the minds of the crew members. Was the Praetor really going to blow up the station? The captain turned towards the praetor, but he found himself looking at a face that was hellbent on accomplishing it's task. "Did I say something weird captain?" There was no answer from the man, just the shaking of floor plates and armor panels as the first coilgun sped up it's massive payload and shot at the mining station.

The first hit made a spectacular impact crater, and made dozens of stres lines that strecthed across the hemisphere of the asteroid. However, the station held together with no signs of immidaiate failure. "Captain, fire the second tube, and get the SDD ready. I want to be out of here as fast as possible. I don't want a single asteroid piece to make even a scuff on the paintjob." With that, Praetor made his way back to his chair, and focused on the show about to ensue. As the second tube emptied the deadly payload, the enemy fleet started to notice their presence. It was a tad too late, as the stress on the Asteroid began rapidly growing, and making a convoluted web of fault lines on the outer layer.

Then with a brillian white explosion, the Gemini station exploded, spweing out massivbe rocks and metal parts at speeds over 2 machs, propelled by the gases that escaped the debris field that was once the asteroid. The ships nearby, including the transports, fighters and the Red Mist stood no chance in the face of the destructive force unleashed by the explosion. Large rocks tore through the armor plates like a knife cutting butter. These rocks would go on and cause trouble for the ships further away, as they carried metal shrapnel with them that they stole from the hulls of the destroyed ships. The 2 destroyers the Praetor left behind have already left, and the two accompanying his ship were all ready to jump. But before he would leave, he broadcasted a message to the pirates.

"Listen to me Xeno scum. You may get a glimpse of hope in the absence of our marines stepping on your throats and our ships bombarding your planet, but if it's war you want, then know this: We have been at war for Millenias longer than you, and we are always ready to triumph over your petty fleets. Your hopes of freedom will be crushed, your pockets of rebellion trampled one-by-one, until your souls and bodies alike will break under the magnificence that is the Emporium of Man." The 3 destroyers fired up their SSDs, and simply disappeared from the sights of the enemy ships. Their presence now public knowledge, Sector 17's xenos had a reason to tremble as they looked up at the night sky, as they ushered the name of Praetor Maximilian Brutus.
@NecroKnight Yes and I guess. I mean, they can go out onto the hull of the ship with the mechanized armors, but no marines is effective in a free floating vacuum enviroment. Thats what ships are for.
@Wildman13 I don't want to start Chapter 3 so fast, so I'll let this insolence go for now. Next time you may not be so lucky. First I shall demonstrate the cost of rebellion to you by hindering your rescue attempt at Gemini.

@Liotrent I would be surprised if your fighters could do anything more than diversion for the point defense and CIWS. Seeing how they fly erratically, I doubt they can hit their marks accurately.
Oh can I post now or do I have to wait?


Time for you to kick the bucket boyo. Not letting EOM soldiers in? It's time for WAR!
@6slyboy6

Don't rush me.


I will :D
@Wildman13 U can post whenever you want
@NecroKnight Where is yo post mah man? You promised me sum sweet pirate ship boarding action. Can't leave me hangin.

@Wildman13 Up next: Spaghetti ara Minotaur.
@SophrusI hope you have your writing fingers ready. I hope you will make a decision. This may or may not also be a test of the Mekhar, that may or may not determine your final result.

Edit: I fixed some of the phrasing (Which I know is awful, but its just a side product of typing really fucking fast). Also corrected some typos.
@Sophrus






Uncharted Sector

The intolerance of this "Captain Diarg" made the Mekhar captain raise an eyebrow. If he would have the chance, he'd mock this Gargan, but the council was watching their actions. He heard a bleep, and his command screen switched to the face of a council member shrouded in darkness, and many more standing behind him. "Captain, show him our surveillance. Tell them who we are. Share with them our story. See if they will stay insolent after learning some of the truth." The captain nod silently, and opened up the channel to the Gargan ship again.

This time, the face of the Mekhar captain appears on the screen, his voice no longer morphed. A creature that resembles an octopus in many ways, but somehow still looks humanoid enough to be considered more than a monster. A large breathing apparatus is covering some sort of a nostril on his face along with his beak, and his large baloon eyes focus on the screen. He speaks up in a soft tone and his words are all clearly understandable, but his accent with Common still needs a lot of work. "You accuse us of turning a blind eye on the state of the galaxy." He grumbles behind his rebreather and signals to a crew member who activates a few weird looking terminals. "Very well, we shall show you the extent of our sight." The broadcast switches again, this time showing the human's homeworld.



The bustling cities and the vehicles flying above in the shimmering sunlight, and the large crystalline towers that are a reminder of the human's architectural feats. A few holo billboards show recent pirate attacks: one is showing a Gargan ship attack in Sector 17. It is obvious that the footage is realtime, and there are no signs of tinkering in the footage. "This is the core of the EOM. You can almost see the Iron Fortress from this angle." The captain smirks and continues with his monolouge. "We have eyes even in the places that the humans think are the safest in the universe. We can see their diplomatic affairs and we can see their fleet's movements. We can see your mindless rage and fury as you do barbaric acts of aggression against citizens of the EOM who have done no wrong. We can see everything in this universe without a moment's delay."

The footage fades, and the captain's face returns. "You may find us to be advanced in technology, but our technocratic triumph is just a shade of our past selves. We were once a proud race that controled a large portion of a galaxy, far far away. We once thought that the epiphany of our science was the most advanced in the known universe." A grim look takes over the captain's face, and he turns away from teh camera. "But we were wrong. We have been tossed from power by a race even greater. We were also slaves like you, but we broke away and escaped to this galaxy. We were nothing more than humble and silent observers for hundreds of years. But the rampage of the EOM has disturbed our isolation and forced our hands. We know the ramifications of giving lesser races technological advancements, and we don't want to risk getting the same results again. That is why we defend against the EOM in a war of attrition, and that is why we are hesitant to help you. That is why we must see if you are worthy for our technology and knowledge. If you were to lose, our advantage will be gone in a second, and the rest of the galaxy will also stand no chance in the face of the tyrant emperor."
The captain now turns back, his face more serious than before. The rest of the crew watch him silently, and their tentacles are clenched in anguish. Whatever he has to say next, will be a moment the rest of the galaxy will praise or curse for millenias to come. "Gargan, are you truly ready to bear the weight of our knowledge, even if it could mean the end of every sentient life in this galaxy if it falls into the wrong hands? Will you alone, decide the faith of every other race that suffers under the humans tyrannic rule?" The broadcast shows footages of many different worlds revolting against the EOM. A minotaur smashing a spider tank, Yorvans blowing up a church, and geomancers throwing tanks off a cliff. "Are you willing to take all that responsibility alone?"
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