Status updates, huh? Who needs those anyways, pfft
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8 yrs ago
I figured I should update my status. Tada!
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What IS on my mind?
8 yrs ago
So I just watched the film "What happened to Monday?". To be honest I felt like the film really wanted me to hate it, but in the end I couldn't bring myself to give it less than 8 points on IMDB.
Let me properly introduce myself. I am Sir Spud the Fourth, and I have been a potato for the longest time ever. I never denied it to be completely honest, but it is only recently that I embraced it. Now I have evolved from a simple couch potato to a fully grown royal potato. A dapper kawaii potato. And I dare say, knowing that you are a spud, makes life a lot easier. Just chill and let everyone else care about all their meaningless things because at the end of the day you'll know: chilling is the way to go.
I try to spend minimal effort on things that I don't care about, and procrastination might as well be my middle name. But that doesn't mean I ONLY rest. Sometimes a 'tato gotta do what a 'tato gotta do. And if that something happens to be things I like, then you cannot find anyone better than me. I am an omnipotent being capable of virtually any task to a limited degree, and I am not shy to admit it. I may not be the MOST AWESOMEST in a thing, but I am sure as hell MORE AWESOMEST than most people are at everything. But hey, I'm not here to brag, even if I am probabaly better at it than you
THE DREAMER:
All those nights laying in my couch, I thought about the cool shit that I cannot do. That I cannot see. But I pictured them in front of myself like they were real, and that infuraited me. Then I found the Guild, and I lived happily after. I have been on the site for 2 years now, and I have seen many RPs, and played with many people. I wish I have found the site earlier, but I am glad that I've even found it. Now all those fantasies can be written down and my mind can rest at ease at night, without being constantly troubled by ideas.
When I RP, I love myself some good Sci-Fi or Fantasy. But hey I am filthy casual, I can go for anything with an interesting setting. I don't trouble myself on small details if the plot is good, but if you get somwthing wrong you can expect me to tell you about it. Some even go as far as to think that I am angry or something, but I am too chill for that. If anything I'm more of the funny type, so you can expect me to try and write some shitty jokes or post memes I found on the internet. Anyways, you'll see what I mean when we RP together.
THE ARTIST:
Used to be something else here, but I'm happy to say that it's replaced because of a positive change. I now work as a full-time 3D artist in the animation industry, churning out shot after shot for some of your favorite game intros and trailers. Can't say anything about them before you even ask, and even though I'm still new to the industry I love it and I already know that this will be my passion for a long time. So hopefully in a few years I'll have a proud portfolio of animations that were done by yours truly that I can show off to all the lovely people of the guild.
THE LOVER OF STUFF:
Now I may have hobbies like the above mentioned, but there are some more things that I love in life. Here is a handy list of things you can always talk about with me:
Gaming: This one I am quite proud of, I'm a serious gamer with capital G. Not as much time for it nowadays, but still true.
Music: All kinds of electronic music, but I am a sucker for Queen and Powerwolf. Or Breakbot... anything music.
Anime: We all have an Otaku in us, but it's bigger for some people. For me it's just big enough.
WORDS OF WISDOM:
Be chill folks, getting fed up about stuff is a recipe for disaster. You gotta learn to be patient and let things go, or you'll end up a wrinkly old man/woman with only bad memories about life. Even if you do fuck-all every day, you can live a content life by taking things easy. With that said, as always, stay safe and stay classy.
High Orbit, Rarian Homeworld 17:25 Galactic Central Time, D+4 Day
After numerous days of travelling the hyperspace and refueling at different outposts, the fleet of the Grandmaster arrived above the orbit of Raria. The fleets stationed above the planet dwarfed the size of the newly arrived task force, but they were still a significant power in battle. Soon after they exited hyperspace and sent their transmitter codes, the Praetor requested the Grandmaster's ship to dock with his own vessel. It wasn't a real request, and the task force swiftly approached the Praetor's location, ready to dock with the flagship.
Meanwhile in the belly of the Shadowgleam, the main hangar of the ship was already preparing for the ceremonial welcome of the Praetor. Jack stood beside the Grandmaster and his bodyguards, explaining the situation to him. "I know this is your first time meeting with a Praetor, especially one which is known to absolutely despise xenos, so I'll help you through this whole unnecessary ceremony so you don't run into any problems. But worry not, he cannot do anything to you as long as you have the blessing of the Emperor, and the fashionable bracelet on your hand." Jack smirked as he looked at the slick item that completely mismatched with the Order's colors. However this was the lifeline of the Grandmaster, and as someone tasked with his protection and guidance, he needed to embed it in his mind. "Most xenos never rise to your ranks. So act humble in front of the Praetor, or he may find a way to demote you and then execute you. Though the facade is that you are on equal ranks as ship captains, he is your superior by quite a lot. Just smile widely and be polite until we get to the Praetor's offices and you'll be spared from any trouble."
Jack then began to tell the formal details of this meeting, but he only managed to usher a few words before the doors of the hangar door started to open up, revealing the inside of the flagship's hangar on the other side. Almost like a mirror, soldiers of the EOM lined up in two large columns on both sides of the hangars, leaving a large avenue in the middle where the Praetor stood opposite of Jack and the Grandmaster. "Well shit. Just follow me and shake hands with the Praetor when we get close. You two may speak when we exit the hangar." That said, Jack began to slowly approach the Praetor. They were all slowly walking towards the middle of this unified hangar, and met at exactly the center. Jack bowed before the Praetor as they got closed, and stood aside to leave place for the Grandmaster.
The Praetor smiled at the Grandmaster as he approached the xeno, and took his position on his side of the hangar. "Grandmaster, glad you could reinforce our forces here. We are always in need of extra hands to crush this xeno rebellion." The bracelet on the hand of the Grandmaster shimmered in the light, and catched the attention of the Praetor. So this Xeno was indded who they said he was. A fringe world xeno getting a promotion from the Emperor is unheard of, not to mention placing one of such underling race under the protection of the SDF. Memories flashed into the Praetor's mind about xeno generals before this "Grandmaster". Those not affiliated with the SDF usually got blown to pieces by other pirates pretty quickly. Mostly because they were given ships not even fit for training purposes. But this Grandmaster ran around with a fleet of spiffy new ships equipped with the newest technologies. Maybe his plans for the future will be justified by this xeno general. Without wasting any more time, he offered his hand for the xeno. "I cannot wait to hear your detailed report on your travels."
If you were wondering why I haven't posted yet, even thought I am active here in the OOC, it is because I am planning on reusing the same post I made in the last RP. I think it was clever and shows the characters all too well to just ditch it, so I'll just correct all the mistakes and then post it when the time is appropriate.
I feel like they are massive still, but please tell me what exactly is their purpose, if not to shoot down ships in the sky.
@Sophrus I am making the post where Necro and my character arrive over Raria. However, your captain should not be able to see this, as the current post will play about 4 days after the invasion, as teh timestamp will tell. I think Liotrent or Legion is your best bet now.
[@Wildman] "Soon the experimental Sky Piercer cannons were finished and were hauled into the underground tunnels placing them in key strategic locations underground and with their crew with them, they are tasked to produce or procure weapons for the time until they were needed again, soon these monstrosities of iron and metal were hauled into the tunnels fading into the darkness by dragged by equally monstrosities the Rarians where able to conjure in their time of isolation."
I have multiple problems with this. For one, you never mentioned such massive guns before, in fact, you barely got into producing your own small arms. Understandably, I don't see how this convenient equipment happened to be convenienty finished on the day of the EOM assault. Second, and this is less of a GM and more of a reader advice, the following sentence is almost 4 lines long, and yet it is a single sentence. Sometimes I struggle to understand what you are writing, because you connect so many and words to make these monsters of a sentence. I am not the best writer either, but I think you should make many small sentences instead of a few of this enormous ones.
Back to then guns, I definetly don't like this ideal turn of events, and guessing by the name and description, you intend them to be capital busters. That is a big no-no. On the other hand, I can see you guys stealing the smaller EOM space guns, and perhaps making similar replicas, but definetly some big ass OP guns. Perhaps if the siege gets prolonged you could make ONE, but not multiple sites spread across the planet.
@Utrax I have an odd connection with Onyeka in the sense that Pisq and Elektro also constantly talk to each other. But MAN am I gonna be pissed if she doesn't shut her fucking intercomms up, or imma strangle her with my EXO.
First of all, thanks for the dedication, I apprecuate it as the GM. Second, why u haf to make such good posts
I am here all like "make something more stylized and action packed" and then you pull out that novel writing stunt with humane emotions and reactions and put the other 59 posts to shame.
Anyhoo, the post was quite informative, even if I don't really get how zombies running into gunfire would show the galaxy that you are ready to fight. But Sun Tzu would be proud of you nevertheless.
Oh yeah, and I had a question about the spores. Are they fully airborne and waterborne? And can they only infect via inhaling and digestion, or by skin contact as well?
[center][color=00aeef][h3][u]N I S Q H O G[/u] [/h3][/color]
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[color=00aeef]Loves Teddy Bears｜Twenty Something｜Can't Speak Russian｜Is Potat [/color]
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[color=00aeef][b]THE MORE AWESOMEST POTATO:[/b][/color]
[color=LightSlateGray]Let me properly introduce myself. I am Sir Spud the Fourth, and I have been a potato for the longest time ever. I never denied it to be completely honest, but it is only recently that I embraced it. Now I have evolved from a simple couch potato to a fully grown royal potato. A dapper kawaii potato. And I dare say, knowing that you are a spud, makes life a lot easier. Just chill and let everyone else care about all their meaningless things because at the end of the day you'll know: chilling is the way to go.
I try to spend minimal effort on things that I don't care about, and procrastination might as well be my middle name. But that doesn't mean I ONLY rest. Sometimes a 'tato gotta do what a 'tato gotta do. And if that something happens to be things I like, then you cannot find anyone better than me. I am an omnipotent being capable of virtually any task to a limited degree, and I am not shy to admit it. I may not be the MOST AWESOMEST in a thing, but I am sure as hell MORE AWESOMEST than most people are at everything. But hey, I'm not here to brag, even if I am probabaly better at it than you[/color]
[color=00aeef][b]THE DREAMER:[/b][/color]
[color=LightSlateGray]All those nights laying in my couch, I thought about the cool shit that I cannot do. That I cannot see. But I pictured them in front of myself like they were real, and that infuraited me. Then I found the Guild, and I lived happily after. I have been on the site for 2 years now, and I have seen many RPs, and played with many people. I wish I have found the site earlier, but I am glad that I've even found it. Now all those fantasies can be written down and my mind can rest at ease at night, without being constantly troubled by ideas.
When I RP, I love myself some good Sci-Fi or Fantasy. But hey I am filthy casual, I can go for anything with an interesting setting. I don't trouble myself on small details if the plot is good, but if you get somwthing wrong you can expect me to tell you about it. Some even go as far as to think that I am angry or something, but I am too chill for that. If anything I'm more of the funny type, so you can expect me to try and write some shitty jokes or post memes I found on the internet. Anyways, you'll see what I mean when we RP together. [/color]
[color=00aeef][b]THE ARTIST:[/b][/color]
[color=LightSlateGray]Used to be something else here, but I'm happy to say that it's replaced because of a positive change. I now work as a full-time 3D artist in the animation industry, churning out shot after shot for some of your favorite game intros and trailers. Can't say anything about them before you even ask, and even though I'm still new to the industry I love it and I already know that this will be my passion for a long time. So hopefully in a few years I'll have a proud portfolio of animations that were done by yours truly that I can show off to all the lovely people of the guild.[/color]
[color=00aeef][b]THE LOVER OF STUFF:[/b][/color]
[color=LightSlateGray]Now I may have hobbies like the above mentioned, but there are some more things that I love in life. Here is a handy list of things you can always talk about with me:
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[*] Gaming: This one I am quite proud of, I'm a serious gamer with capital G. Not as much time for it nowadays, but still true.
[*] Music: All kinds of electronic music, but I am a sucker for Queen and Powerwolf. Or Breakbot... anything music.
[*] Anime: We all have an Otaku in us, but it's bigger for some people. For me it's just big enough.
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[color=00aeef][b]WORDS OF WISDOM:[/b][/color]
[color=LightSlateGray]Be chill folks, getting fed up about stuff is a recipe for disaster. You gotta learn to be patient and let things go, or you'll end up a wrinkly old man/woman with only bad memories about life. Even if you do fuck-all every day, you can live a content life by taking things easy. With that said, as always, stay safe and stay classy.[/color]
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<div style="white-space:pre-wrap;"><div class="bb-center"><font color="#00aeef"><div class="bb-h3"><span class="bb-u">N I S Q H O G</span></div></font><br><img src="http://i.imgur.com/hFNEHJL.png" /><br><br><font color="#00aeef">Loves Teddy Bears｜Twenty Something｜Can't Speak Russian｜Is Potat </font></div><br><br><font color="#00aeef"><span class="bb-b">THE MORE AWESOMEST POTATO:</span></font><br><br><font color="lightslategray">Let me properly introduce myself. I am Sir Spud the Fourth, and I have been a potato for the longest time ever. I never denied it to be completely honest, but it is only recently that I embraced it. Now I have evolved from a simple couch potato to a fully grown royal potato. A dapper kawaii potato. And I dare say, knowing that you are a spud, makes life a lot easier. Just chill and let everyone else care about all their meaningless things because at the end of the day you'll know: chilling is the way to go.<br><br>I try to spend minimal effort on things that I don't care about, and procrastination might as well be my middle name. But that doesn't mean I ONLY rest. Sometimes a 'tato gotta do what a 'tato gotta do. And if that something happens to be things I like, then you cannot find anyone better than me. I am an omnipotent being capable of virtually any task to a limited degree, and I am not shy to admit it. I may not be the MOST AWESOMEST in a thing, but I am sure as hell MORE AWESOMEST than most people are at everything. But hey, I'm not here to brag, even if I am probabaly better at it than you</font><br><br><font color="#00aeef"><span class="bb-b">THE DREAMER:</span></font><br><br><font color="lightslategray">All those nights laying in my couch, I thought about the cool shit that I cannot do. That I cannot see. But I pictured them in front of myself like they were real, and that infuraited me. Then I found the Guild, and I lived happily after. I have been on the site for 2 years now, and I have seen many RPs, and played with many people. I wish I have found the site earlier, but I am glad that I've even found it. Now all those fantasies can be written down and my mind can rest at ease at night, without being constantly troubled by ideas. <br><br>When I RP, I love myself some good Sci-Fi or Fantasy. But hey I am filthy casual, I can go for anything with an interesting setting. I don't trouble myself on small details if the plot is good, but if you get somwthing wrong you can expect me to tell you about it. Some even go as far as to think that I am angry or something, but I am too chill for that. If anything I'm more of the funny type, so you can expect me to try and write some shitty jokes or post memes I found on the internet. Anyways, you'll see what I mean when we RP together. </font><br><br><font color="#00aeef"><span class="bb-b">THE ARTIST:</span></font><br><br><font color="lightslategray">Used to be something else here, but I'm happy to say that it's replaced because of a positive change. I now work as a full-time 3D artist in the animation industry, churning out shot after shot for some of your favorite game intros and trailers. Can't say anything about them before you even ask, and even though I'm still new to the industry I love it and I already know that this will be my passion for a long time. So hopefully in a few years I'll have a proud portfolio of animations that were done by yours truly that I can show off to all the lovely people of the guild.</font><br><br><font color="#00aeef"><span class="bb-b">THE LOVER OF STUFF:</span></font><br><br><font color="lightslategray">Now I may have hobbies like the above mentioned, but there are some more things that I love in life. Here is a handy list of things you can always talk about with me:<br><br><ul class="bb-list" style="white-space: normal;"><li>Gaming: This one I am quite proud of, I'm a serious gamer with capital G. Not as much time for it nowadays, but still true.</li><li>Music: All kinds of electronic music, but I am a sucker for Queen and Powerwolf. Or Breakbot... anything music.</li><li>Anime: We all have an Otaku in us, but it's bigger for some people. For me it's just big enough.</li></ul></font><br><br><font color="#00aeef"><span class="bb-b">WORDS OF WISDOM:</span></font><br><br><font color="lightslategray">Be chill folks, getting fed up about stuff is a recipe for disaster. You gotta learn to be patient and let things go, or you'll end up a wrinkly old man/woman with only bad memories about life. Even if you do fuck-all every day, you can live a content life by taking things easy. With that said, as always, stay safe and stay classy.</font><br><br><div class="bb-center"><a target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener" href="http://www.nodiatis.com/personality.htm"><img src="http://www.nodiatis.com/pub/21.jpg" /></a></div></div>
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