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Omnivore

"That includes you, too, Omnivore, You'll have to get to know these people sooner or later, it might as well be now."

"Aw, that's no fun!" With Baigo's phone suddenly switched to speakerphone a youthful voice bemoaned Person's request. Looking over the side of the ledge she could see a white haired fellow smash through the window into the building. Switching her vision over to infrared she took quick stock of all the probably still warm bodies awaiting inside. It was a fairly big crowd for a group of people she wasn't preying upon.

Pulling her tongue back in she swallowed the phone and took a quick dive off the side of the building.

Like her earlier landing her claws clicked against hard stone with a faint clickity clack, A very gentle drop for something weighing two hundred and fifty pounds. With minimal pause she went from the outside sidewalk to the bartop in a single leap, the heads of her tongues pinching the lower sides of her tarp and keeping them down so little else besides the faint gleam of silver edges could be spotted beneath the flowing white cover. She skidded along the top of the bar, knocking over a couple people's drinks and leaving long score marks across the surface she landed upon.

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On the bar she now sat, just within reach of Mr. Person. Her legs were up under the sheet, feet perched on the edge of the bar with her lengthy claws only just peaking out below. She was hunched forward a bit, holding the same edge of the bar with her hand claws.

"Heeey boss! How's it going? How you doing?"

From the point of view of the other patrons around some strange person dressed up in some sort of ghost costume just jumped in through the already broken window and was now sitting atop the bar, her costume draped over the bar top as she rocked her head from side to side, lavishing her attention mainly on the man with a box on his head. The tarp she had picked for her costume was quite long, cut down of course by herself to such length purposefully. While having long sides on the tarp kept over from seeing well below it, even in mid-leap, it also meant that the sides were prone towards getting dirty as they often dragged across the ground, picking up mud stains. Well, it wasn't all mud. Some of it just rhymed with mud.
Thessir

"It's been 3 million years, what do you think happened to them?"

Thessir shrugged, putting his hands up in the air.

"I am but ah simple pehzzant. I doubt the, Mmeheheh, Zagezs care for th' wordz of ah loathzum critter like I."

Putting himself down he shrank from Aether, stepping aside to let the more *important people talk. The answer she gave was not satisfying but then again listening to what people said was the wrong way to learn anything. People often tell more in what they don't say over what they say when they talk. She seemed to have quite the story to tell just from the look of her.

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“How exactly do I benefit becoming a Sage, subsequently associating myself with everyone here? Or-perhaps the better question, is how are you benefiting from an outcast, slave or anyone else here?”

Thessir looked out from the corner of his eye over at the elf fellow. The nyxian's smile was cheshire, his brow looking curious. His perhaps a better question was a better question indeed, much better than his first one in fact. Thessir immediately knew at least some of the potential benefits that would come with becoming a sage, the most immediately notable of which was the opportunity to score some more information dense spell books from this university she spoke of.

Yes, the real question was what were their hosts getting out of this arrangement? Thessir cradled his chin in the crook of his thumb and finger, taking a moment to mull it over as he really got to thinking about it.

"Why would zomebody need the zagez back, unlezz..."

He muttered to himself out loud, not going too far out of his way to be discrete about it.

"Aha!"

He took the hand he was just resting his chin in and gestured up, a single index finger raised.

"Eef the Zagezs are required then that muzt mean zome ancient evil eez rouzing!"

He cupped his hands over his mouth, stifling a giggle.

"-Oohoohoo~ Ewhat other threat of old could it be than the one and only? Iheheheheheh! A band of frezz meat to topple an unzurmountable enemy! Lucky are we indeed!"

It had to be the reason these unlucky few were chosen to become the sages. The only other reason that made sense to him was the possibility that she was going to reduce them all into mage goo for their sweet distilled essence.

The bell tolls for thee.





@Mistiel It's all alright. I've never seen the show because it's not specifically my brand of humor. I was mostly having a fun jab at the ole' trend making it's rounds about the net regarding the show.
@A Lowly Wretch

Finally! A male character! Also, where is Morty?


I didn't include any Rick & Morty references because I was worried it might raise the intellectual bar for this OOC channel above most people's reach due to the show's rich and dynamic handling of blah blah blah-

The Wretch continued blithering until the sun expanded, consuming him before contracting in on itself.
Here is Rick, the true Paper Doll Man.

Omnivore

This was the place. At least, it looked like the place. That's what it said on G-Maps.

From atop a building beside the bar she looked down at the site where the meeting was meant to take place. It definitely wasn't much to look at. All of this really left her wondering why they couldn't of just held a video conference. Heck, even an IM chatroom would of been preferred. This was just... Awkward. Not really her fashion either. Public places where killing normies left right and center were frowned upon were no fun.

She kept a low profile, making sure her body was below the line where people on the sidewalk could see past the left of the rooftop she was on. For particularly public outings like this she wore a ghost outfit, a big white tarp with two holes cut out for eyes, over her regular clothes. People were much less likely to scream at an out-of-season trick-or-treater as opposed to a metal killing machine. That is, if people saw her. She was definitely big on cutting down on living witnesses or just living normies for that matter.

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Looking at the bar she switched her normal vision into thermal vision. She could count each body which occupied the joint currently as well as spot any other sources of heat in the location as well, such as the radiator. This didn't give her an exact idea on who these people where but it did let her know just how many were already there. There were always other ways though.

People walking on sidewalks always had that funny habit of looking forwards, rarely ever surveying their surrounded and even less commonly looking up. With a quick glance over to make sure nobody had seen her she made a quick leap from her roof to the bar's roof. Given how close the buildings were to each other the jump was as easy as scrolling through a log. Over the alley the fleeting white specter passed over, the faint silvery edges of her foot claws just barely peeking past the winding tarp.

Tictic, tic.

The sound of her landing was faint, like a fork tapping against a dining table. As quiet as it was hearing it from on top of the roof below the ceiling the sound was virtually non-existent. City building were great for getting by unnoticed thanks to their dull square designs. Out on the roof of the bar she could sit right in the middle and be impossible to see from below. She went behind the rooftop access door and sat in it's shadow so she'd be concealed from helicopters and such.

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From her pocket she produced a cell phone, remarkably clean of blood given what she had done to it's owner. In the darkness below the tarp the glow of the screen illuminated the deadly trap her mouth was opening, a cord slithering out from it's socket. All but one of the prongs at the head of the socket folded in. With the remaining prong it plugged into the headphone socket. It connected their systems and Omnivore swiftly overrode the previous system, leaving the phone at it's complete mercy to use however desired. Omnivore never desired to have wireless signal capabilities because having such things available all the time left their system exposed to remote hacking attempts but occasionally using an external device for such means was no big deal. Once it was done it could just devour the phone for parts, an added treat.

Now she recognized the presence of one agent's cell phone but the other she was less acquainted with. She found it amusing how few normies bother taking their cell phone's batteries out. It's as if they don't know that their phones can be remotely turned on and made into a simple listening device. It was child's play bypassing the ring tone and going straight into the call, muting her phone's audio input so he couldn't hear any noise coming into his phone on her end.

As far as Agent Rutabaga would be concerned his phone would be just as he left it. There wasn't even a |Call In Progress| message since Omnivore suppressed it. All that was left was for Anny to sit back and listen in on the meeting she was technically attending in a sense.
@EchoicChamber@Dark Light

Just to add some more detail on that first point it should be noted that the story's main focus is the seven children. That is not to say that scenes cannot happen with their omission but should they move the primary setting and focus follows.
I can confirm my interest. Not as much of a surprise for some than it is for others.
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