Altered Tundra
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idk who is in the right but GRAB THE DICK AND TWIST IT!
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A decade ago when we made that meme "get kid", this isn't exactly what we meant...
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Do you think the reason Jesus Christ doesn't rise again is because we keep putting up crosses and he gets flashbacks on how that went last time?
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it's not just a rock IT'S A BOULDER!...or whatever Spongebob said
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Who is that in your sig space, Argetiam?
Okay I posted. Sorry again for taking so long. :c
As he sat in the car next to his partner on this job, he was already getting the impression that this woman was exceptionally loud, vulgar, and way too open about her thoughts. It was both in the way she presented herself and also the way she addressed certain things. Chris definitely knew that being partners with her would have to be only a one time thing.
Then she asked about his nickname. Chris laughed. “That’s a story for another time.” He simply said.
As they both prepared to enter the bank, they both put on their masks and Chris got his tool box. This wasn’t your ordinary tool box. Usually, tool boxes have hammers and the like in them, but in this tool box, there are special toys for thieving. Chris didn’t really have the need for a gun, but as he had the tool box around his back with two straps like those of a backpack, but more sturdy since the box itself was pretty heavy. It probably weighed about fifty pounds or so. Usually that’s pretty damn heavy, but Chris works out a lot, so he’s able to carry it without it slowing down his normal waling and/or running speed that much.
As they entered, his partner who he would simply refer to as girl opened up the dialogue with a rather vulgar statement. Pretty much she expressed their intentions. “Really now? You think they didn’t get the idea by us coming in so suddenly?” Chris made a sarcastic comment as she while she was in the midst of insulting the clerk. “It’s clerk, not clerkee.” Chris said correcting her.
Chris stepped up and through his mouth piece, there could be seen a smile. “Okay, listen sweetheart.” Chris said looking at the clerk’s name tag. “Laura, is it? That’s a pretty name. Okay listen, no one is going to die, cause you see my partner here is going to CALM HER TITS!” Chris said as he leaned on the counter and also looked towards his partner, expressing his disapproval of her methods. “Now, just be calm, and walk away, kay?” Chris calmly said.
The clerk nodded as she moved her petite blonde self away. “Now, go show me the safe, will ya?” Chris said. “And try to be nicer, wouldn’t you?” Chris said to his partner, hoping that she wouldn’t fuck anything up.
Then she asked about his nickname. Chris laughed. “That’s a story for another time.” He simply said.
As they both prepared to enter the bank, they both put on their masks and Chris got his tool box. This wasn’t your ordinary tool box. Usually, tool boxes have hammers and the like in them, but in this tool box, there are special toys for thieving. Chris didn’t really have the need for a gun, but as he had the tool box around his back with two straps like those of a backpack, but more sturdy since the box itself was pretty heavy. It probably weighed about fifty pounds or so. Usually that’s pretty damn heavy, but Chris works out a lot, so he’s able to carry it without it slowing down his normal waling and/or running speed that much.
As they entered, his partner who he would simply refer to as girl opened up the dialogue with a rather vulgar statement. Pretty much she expressed their intentions. “Really now? You think they didn’t get the idea by us coming in so suddenly?” Chris made a sarcastic comment as she while she was in the midst of insulting the clerk. “It’s clerk, not clerkee.” Chris said correcting her.
Chris stepped up and through his mouth piece, there could be seen a smile. “Okay, listen sweetheart.” Chris said looking at the clerk’s name tag. “Laura, is it? That’s a pretty name. Okay listen, no one is going to die, cause you see my partner here is going to CALM HER TITS!” Chris said as he leaned on the counter and also looked towards his partner, expressing his disapproval of her methods. “Now, just be calm, and walk away, kay?” Chris calmly said.
The clerk nodded as she moved her petite blonde self away. “Now, go show me the safe, will ya?” Chris said. “And try to be nicer, wouldn’t you?” Chris said to his partner, hoping that she wouldn’t fuck anything up.
Yup, here it is!
In the world of Ivalice, war is on the radar constantly. It has been for the past fifty years. From civil wars between smaller nations, to THEE big war of the two biggest military powers, the Archadian Empire and the Rozarrian Empire. Both have about equal amounts of the world of Ivalice within their control and both are vying for all of it. That would mean the neutral parties are in danger of either being invaded at any given moment or being influenced by either party. The power of control is split down the middle. However, there is one thing that can change all of this.
Well, make that thirteen things.
Yes, the legendary Espers of great power are the only thing that can sway the balance of power between the two giant empires. The only problem is that no one knows how to unlock them. Those who get close to their locations, these Espers always find a way to fend off intruders. Not even the world’s best hunters can defeat them. However, there is this very impossible rumor of someone with the special powers of possibly being able to unlock them. The rumor is that there’s a woman somewhere in Ivalice that has some kind of power that could come into use for unlocking the Espers. Though the leaders of both the Rozarrian and Archadian Empires respectfully are looking into this, they THINK they have more important issues at hand. Though, they have dispatched small groups to look into the matter.
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[*]Wesley Alexander Dalmasca — Crown Prince of the kingdom of Dalmasca[/*]
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In the world of Ivalice, war is on the radar constantly. It has been for the past fifty years. From civil wars between smaller nations, to THEE big war of the two biggest military powers, the Archadian Empire and the Rozarrian Empire. Both have about equal amounts of the world of Ivalice within their control and both are vying for all of it. That would mean the neutral parties are in danger of either being invaded at any given moment or being influenced by either party. The power of control is split down the middle. However, there is one thing that can change all of this.
Well, make that thirteen things.
Yes, the legendary Espers of great power are the only thing that can sway the balance of power between the two giant empires. The only problem is that no one knows how to unlock them. Those who get close to their locations, these Espers always find a way to fend off intruders. Not even the world’s best hunters can defeat them. However, there is this very impossible rumor of someone with the special powers of possibly being able to unlock them. The rumor is that there’s a woman somewhere in Ivalice that has some kind of power that could come into use for unlocking the Espers. Though the leaders of both the Rozarrian and Archadian Empires respectfully are looking into this, they THINK they have more important issues at hand. Though, they have dispatched small groups to look into the matter.
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[*]Wesley Alexander Dalmasca — Crown Prince of the kingdom of Dalmasca[/*]
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Expect Jaakuna to be making his KH, teenager debut. :)
You'd have to ask Ruby cause I don't know for sure if it's still open.
Tuujaimaa said
#NeighboursWithUnprotectedRouters
That's how I'm using the internet as well. :D
Sorry for lack of replying. I'll deff get at it today or tomorrow. ^^
I am unaware of these puns. Do enlighten me. c:
Thanks Zach. :3 It definitely was a lot of fun doing it with Ruby. :D
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