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Current idk who is in the right but GRAB THE DICK AND TWIST IT!
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A decade ago when we made that meme "get kid", this isn't exactly what we meant...
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Do you think the reason Jesus Christ doesn't rise again is because we keep putting up crosses and he gets flashbacks on how that went last time?
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Happy almost crisis!
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9 mos ago
it's not just a rock IT'S A BOULDER!...or whatever Spongebob said
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Okay posted. Sorry bout the wait. I had to find what I wanted to include in it. Hope it suffices you. :)

Also, I have to ask. How did you come up with your username? Limeypanda is certainly an odd and unique name haha.
Hearing every word that Beth had to say to the matter of the empty safe, Chris just shoot his head as she pretty much just went off on him, saying shit like if it went wrong, then it would be on Chris. Yeah, like he is to blame for the emptiness of a safe that had nothing in it probably months prior to them even getting the job. Still, the emptiness of it confused him. He couldn’t help but wonder why such a professional safe would only house an artifact a few gems. Surely there was some significance to it. Even more so, the person that hired them never gave a name, but did wire a lot of money into Chris’ offshore account. Yes, this definitely puzzled him.

It took all but a little two minutes for Beth to get down to where Chris was. She was just as interested in the emptiness of the safe as Chris was. It would be only a few seconds to which both Chris and Beth were in the safe, masks off. Oh how it felt good to get the sweaty, black ski mask off of his face. When he did end up taking it off, the sweat gathered around his head, and his hair was so sweaty that it was aligned perfectly on his head, but dripping in sweat.

The two of them examined the artifact and gem-like stones on the ground. While Beth made note of the artifact and how this was what they were hired to get, the thought on the forefront of his mind was why did it look like that someone was in the safe and that they only seemed to touch the gems? Chris just couldn’t help but think there’s more to it.

While he was thinking about that, a lot of shit happened in the minute of him zoning out. First, Beth picked up the blue stone and she seemed to get a shocking reaction to touching it, and then, the alarm went off. “Fuck.” Chris knew what it was, and Beth pointed it out. Someone pushed the police alarm on the floor up.

When Beth was just going on about how Chris just HAD to show her the box. “Now’s not the time for this. You can bitch and whine at me later. Now, we got to find a way to get out of here.” As Chris said that, he picked up the red stone, which had a similar glow to that of the blue stone. As he touched it, he felt a burning sensation, which caused him to drop it. “Da fuck?!” Chris was surprised, that’s for damn sure. Why the fuck would there be a burning feeling in a stone? Chris was just even more confused than he was previously.

Hearing the rest of what Beth said, Chris agreed, but how would they get the hell out of dodge? They can’t go out the way they came. The police are already outside waiting for them and it’s not like they can go through the metal. Chris sat down on the cold ground. “Damn it, this sucks!” He said as his fists pounded on the ground and then something happened. There was a literal hotspot where he punched at. It was very slightly, but the metal of the safe in which Chris punched first had a reddish-orange heat look and then it melted in the shape of Chris‘ fist. “What the fuck!?” Chris said astonished, and utterly surprised.

“Inks! Give me your hand!” Chris said as he pulled Beth’s arm. “Get mad and punch the ground. I think these stones somehow are magical.”
It's most likely he expressed some type of interest beforehand. So, I think Kal-El is safe in that regard haha.
As much as I want to disagree, cause I really like the character, Kal-El, I have to agree with Teleport. For the kind of level of powers that the rp is set upon, the level of power within Killua's CS is just way too much for this rp. I'm pretty sure Hero will point it out.
Jaakuna’s initial thought when he was laughing it up about Vlyn being a Male Viera backfired on him as the person in question actually responded to saying that he was indeed happy about being a male Viera and even made a comment about how they are needed to keep the female ones company. Jaakuna, at this point, was losing interest in anything he was saying. However, he was forced to hear what he had to say cause he went on about Jaakuna’s mark. To his surprise, it wasn’t a criminal. It was a girl, probably one around Jaakuna’s age(he’s assuming). It definitely was weird. Jaakuna wasn’t sure why these two would pay handsomely for some girl.

Jaak took notice of the location where she was. He was heading to Rabanastre anyways, so it’s not like Jaakuna would have to go out of his way to go get her. He obviously accepted the mark, cause to be honest, who would really turn down the amount of gil that they are paying him

“Yeah, yeah I accept. Now get the fuck out my way.” Jaak said as he passed right by the two, but he was able to land a very light touch of the female Viera’s ass. “By the way, when you get bored of Mr. Bunnyman here, you should give me a call. Being with me is like being in a teenage dream.” Jaakuna winked and moved right along into ifrit and he would then set a course to Rabanastre. It shouldn’t take him no more than an hour to get there, that’s if he took the slow route. Using the fast route, twenty minutes would be all that would need.
Jaakuna had mixed reactions when the two Viera said what they had to say. It was definitely interesting to say the least. They were pretty much offering him a big sum of cast to go after some chick. If it wasn’t for the fact that they seemed to have already got B’Darmon, Jaakuna would have just shoved them out of his way, but alas that is not the situation that the sky pirate finds himself in. So, he listens to them. He first listened to what the male one had to say and then the female. He did gather what their names were by what they addressed each other as. The male was called Vlyn and the female Aloa. Pretty weird names, but then again, who ever heard of a male Viera? Jaakuna sure hasn’t.

As he took in all of what they had to say, the two of them seemed to be in slight disagreement. One of them said it was a favor, but the other protested and said it was a hunt. Jaakuna could agree with that, but he didn’t say anything until they were done and they were done when one of them handed him a big bag of gil. It was so full of gil that Jaak could see that the bag itself was about to tear from the amount of gil within the bag. At this point, Jaakuna’s eyes were widened by the amount of gil.

Jaak was gonna respond to the deal itself, but he couldn’t help himself. “OH MY GOD ! A MALE VIERA! HAHAHAHAHA!” Jaakuna had then busted up laughing as he had to drop the bag of gil on the ground. The laughing continued for a good few minutes. It got so bad that Jaakuna was literally crying because he was laughing so hard. It took him a good minute to get it all out of his system. “But seriously, you’re really a wonder to behold. The only male bunny around. You must be so happy!” Jaakuna said just poking fun at Vlyn.

As he picked up the bag of Gil, wiped away some tears of laugter, and stood up straight, Jaakuna spoke. “So, who’s the target you want me to kill? A war criminal? Crime Boss? Corrupt politician? C’mon, I don’t have all day!”
Prologue Part I




The Sky City of Bhujerba was one of the most amazing things to behold and witness with one’s own two eyes. For one thing, it was a sky city and there’s not many of those going around anymore. It’s probably one of the few Sky Cities still around in the world of Ivalice. The city itself is one of the biggest tourist attractions. It holds home to the Sky Parks, as the tourists address it as, but the Hunters and Sky Pirates are the ones who really are attracted to it. The hunters come for the hunts, obviously. As for the Sky Pirates, they come just for the pure pleasure of being in a city in the sky. That’s completely obvious, isn’t it?

For several Sky Pirates, the time of year that it is brings them to Bhujerba because of the annual sale that has pink slips to certain airships. Now, for one in particular, he is not here for that. He is actually in Bhujerba hunting a bounty. Though, Jaakuna Hinoko might just dip into the sale if he has the time. But, as for the bounty he is hunting, the rumor was that the criminal known as B’Darmon, a Bangaa wanted by the Archadian Empire for stealing valuable information, is in Bhujerba. Jaakuna didn’t think he would be here, but he wasn’t just about to exclude the rumor just yet.

Walking through the city, Jaakuna makes his way through the various areas of Bhujerba and he finds himself at the Cloudbourne Tavern. These kinds of places was always the best place to go for rumors and shit like that.

Jaakuna takes a seat at the bar and the barkeep, who is a hume who looks pretty normal. He’s wearing a simple uniform and has blonde hair, short, and red eyes. ”What you’ll have ?”

Jaakuna looks up. ”Just give me some ale on the rocks.” Jaakuna said.

As the bartender gives him exactly that, Jaakuna downed it and asked for another, so the barkeep gave him another.

Jaakuna leans a bit. ”Say, hear any rumors about a Bangaa by the name of B’Darmon? Jaakuna asked.

The entire bar went silent.

”What!? Did I say something to you!!?” Jaakuna said as he turned around staring at everyone.

The barkeep leans towards Jaakuna. ”That name is pretty infamous around these parts.” He whispers to Jaakuna.

Jaakuna sighed and shrugged it off. ”I don’t care. Just tell me if you’ve heard anything.”

The Barkeep just shook his head and said. “Yeah, I’ve heard a few things. He’s a real dangerous fellow. He runs this city’s organized crime.”

Jaakuna looked at the Barkeep and could tell that just talking about it gave him the chills. Jaak kinda felt bad for the guy cause he’s just here to do his job.

“Just tell me where to find him.” Jaakuna demanded.

The Barkeep was very hesitant in doing so, but eventually the Barkeep gave into his demands. “He’s in the Royal City of Rabanastre.” The Barkeep said in a low, almost baritone voice.

Jaakuna thanked him with a smile, pat on the shoulder, and downed his last drink and left the right amount of gil and left Tavern. He proceeded to walk down the Sky City of Bhujerba to get to the Aerodome. He would then proceed to try to get to his airship, but he was being blocked by two Viera, one male, which was odd, and one female.

“Umm, can I help you two?” Jaakuna asked in a rude tone.


The Imperial City of Archades has always been bustling with life. From the skycars that drive around the upper-regions of the city, there are several walking paths that one can take should they want to get somewhere by those means. The city itself houses the highest officials of the Archadia Empire. Those included are the Judges who uphold the laws given out by Emperor Vincent Ordull Darcone. While Vincent does indeed put the laws in place, the Judges are the ones who enforce said laws, no matter how unjust they are in the eyes of opposing nations. Others that are within the Archadian Empire’s highest ranks would be the Emperor of the entire thing, Vincent Ordull Darcone. Just below him is his top general, Savayna Glacie, and just below her is her assistant, Michelangelo von Sicarius. These four are the highest ranking officials since Michel is just a few steps away of being head of the Stealth Forces of the Archadian Empire.

Within the main office of Vincent, sits him as his top general, Savayna and her assistant, Michel stand beside him. He looks over the recent reports from the various generals. Among those reports are the ones from Savayna. Reading it, Vincent is quite pleased.

“It would seem that the resistance put up by Dalmascus is withering away sooner than we all expected, your lordship. “ Said Savayna as her cold voice oozed through the rooms walls, but most importantly, the ears of his lordship, Emperor Vincent Ordull Darcone-Archadia.

Vincent nodded at that statement. He got up, and turned to the window behind his chair. With arms locked behind his back, he smiled as he was pleased with the reports he just read.

“And what about the girl of time? How is that search coming along?” Vincent asked as, when he finished speaking, his head turned slightly, looking towards both Savayna and Michel.

“Well, about that..” Savayna nervously scratched her head as her left hand scratched it on the aforementioned side of her hand.

“It’s not going well, your lordship.” Michel spoke.

Savayna turned to him, almost as if angry. “What the fuck, Michel!? I was going to tell him that!”

“You were taking too long.” Michel said stone-faced.

Savayna grunted. “But yes Lord Vincent, the search is not going too well. The rumors are pouring from all over. We don’t know where to send most of the forces. Even still, are we even sure this girl even exists?” Savayna said, asking whether or not the rumors are true or false.

Vincent was angry. Not at the lack of progress, but whether or not the rumor was true. “It’s true.”

“But are you sure?” Savayna said.

"My dear Savayna, are you doubting me?” Vincent said turning around almost smiling.

“Of course not, I was merely--” she was interrupted.

“Trust me, it’s true. I have a good feeling about that.” Vincent said “In any case, send forces to Dalmasca just in case they think they can win. “ Vincent said.

“Yes your lordship.” Savayna said as she and her assistant left the room.

As they left the room, Savayna was pissed beyond all hell. She was just complaining and complaining to Michel about how arrogant her lordship could get. She was cursing and cursing up the yin-yang. Michel just seemed very disinterested in whatever she had to say. Just taking it all in silently. It didn’t take long for Savayna to catch onto the boredom of Michel.

“I’m sorry, am I boring you?” She asked rhetorically.

“Yes.” He said with a stoneface.

“That was rhetorical.” She said angrily.

“I know.” He said with stoneface.

She just stormed off. She was not having a good day and when Savayna is having a bad day, everyone is bound to as well.
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Jaakuna is with the wayward travelers. He also follows the Dawn path of Twilight.
RP Time Stops For Fire
Level High-Casual to Advanced
Status Private/Closed


Height — 6'0 | Weight — 175lbs | Hair Color — Moderate Dark Green | Eye Color — Grayish blue
Name
Michelangelo “Michel” von Sicarius
Age
18
Gender
Male
Occupation
Ass to Savayna, the General of the Archadian Empire’s Imperial Forces
Race
Hume

Personality
Michel is quiet, doesn’t speak a lot. He is also reserved in his movements and presence. He has a very stillness about his nature and he thinks things inside his own mind and just picks the right words to use when talking. He is this way when fighting. He is quiet, stealth-like, and just very tactical. However, when he gets drunk, and trust me he does, he let’s loose a bunch of words. He turns on the vulgarity switch to ultra-high. So, there’s something to watch out there. His relationship with his boss, Savayna is a weird one. He respects her, but she always finds a way to make him mad. He does not show it cause he would rather not lash out on the person that pays him. It’s better to suffer in silence than lash out in noise.

Skills
Being of the Assassins/Thief/Rouge class, Michel is fast , agile, and knows how to move quickly when needed. His style of fighting as well as the skills that follow are stealth-based and fast strikes. He also is pretty good range-wise, so watch out for that.
Magic
Being as skilled as he is, Michel has mastered all time and Black Magic. He’s also moderately proficient in Arcane and White Magic, which means he has access to some level two tier spells in both of them.

Expose, Libra, Steal, Sheer Traveler
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