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Current idk who is in the right but GRAB THE DICK AND TWIST IT!
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A decade ago when we made that meme "get kid", this isn't exactly what we meant...
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Do you think the reason Jesus Christ doesn't rise again is because we keep putting up crosses and he gets flashbacks on how that went last time?
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Happy almost crisis!
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it's not just a rock IT'S A BOULDER!...or whatever Spongebob said
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He was so caught up in what he was saying, Jaakuna didn’t even think that this girl wanted to speak, and that she did. It wasn’t much, but she was requesting a name. It would be rude of Jaakuna to not introduce himself to the wonderful Emiri. Actually, it would be a darn shame if he didn’t introduce himself. Like seriously, she heard him go on and on about how lucky she should be that there wasn’t a creeper in her room at this very moment. So, yes of course Jaakuna can give her a name, but not in the traditional means.

“Baby, you must know who I am? You must have heard of the Explosive Pirate of the Sky right?” Jaakuna said waiting for a response, but impatience took over. It was only ten seconds and she didn’t respond. “Guess not huh. Well okay then, if you must know, I am Jaakuna Hinoko. Some refer to be as Mr. Sexyman. You can refer to me as the latter if you wish. I won’t hold it against you, even though that might be fun.” Jaakuna was joking of course..well only partially.

Perhaps this might go without a fight. Jaakuna doesn’t want to fight a girl, especially one as sexy as the one in front of him. He only has to bring her back to Bhujerba. It’s not like he’s handing her over to the devil. Then again, Jaakuna didn’t know who those two Viera worked for. He should have asked, but whatever, Jaakuna isn’t going to fret over that right now. He has more important things to worry about, like Emiri here that is in front of him.
When Jaakuna had asked for Emiri by knocking on her bathroom door, obviously that was a creepy act on its own merits. She took a good minute or so to get out of her bathroom, but when she did, Jaakuna was taken by her beauty. Okay, made not as mushy as that, but shit! He was taken by her sexiness. She had the right amount of curves to go with her very short stature. Jaakuna couldn’t believe that such a woman could be a wanted criminal.

Looking at her as she just uttered a simple um, Jaakuna smiled. He looked at her, eyed her from top to bottom and back to the top. He was impressed by what she has. Her natural beauty was breathtaking. “Um is right baby.” Jaakuna said expressing a flirtatious tone and look. He stood right in front of her, facing her direction. “You really weren’t a had woman to find, you know that right? Like serious babe, for someone who likes to move around, you sure don’t make it hard. I mean seriously? What if a creeper were to want to find you? I think you would definitely be in some deep shit. Thankfully I’m here. You can rest easy.” Jaakuna going on and on and all the while he was, he was just kind of pacing around just acting so smug.
XD that's an interesting story.It also seems to be the norm sometimes when people come up with usernames.
Kal-El said
No. A normal human can break bones. That's not inhuman at all. Any trained fighter can. Most aren't even peak human in strength. Speed all based off magic. No magic, no speed. Stamina =/= Magic reserves. Nothing said he has endless magic reserves or even high magic reserves. Half of those powers even state they are weakened nor at full effect. Umm what? His magic and body are the weapon. That's all he needs ala ex Dark Apprentice.Overpowered? Naw not really. That would mean to be too powerful for his position which is not the same as ya'll. He's meant to be more then you all for the current moment. He wasn't meant to have lightning at first but somehow that changed.Killua and HxH Killua's personality aren't..the same besides like the last part. HxH Killua is actually a happy person. ^ points above


I didn't know that your character was a certain type of one or else I wouldn't have agreed on the overpoweredness too soon. My apologies.
Shortly after parting from the skyport of the Sky City, Bhujerba, Jaakuna was aboard his large and rather fancy ship that he calls Ifrit. Blasting the thrusters at full speed, he finds himself flying through the clouds and into the open, blue air that is the sky. So vibrant the colors of the sky are, Jaakuna just takes it all in. He might indeed be a dick and an asshole, but when he’s up in the sky, he feels just as emotional as a pussy. His calmness is at an all-time high when he’s up in his ship, Ifrit.

Just getting lost in the sight of the sky, Jaakuna himself didn’t even realize that he was veering off-course. He had almost missed the Dalmasca Westersand, but it’s a good thing that he made the sharp left that he needed to get over it. Compared to the lush blue-green seas that he was just over, the desert of the Dalmasca Westersand was pretty dull. It’s a good thing that Jaakuna is a mere ten minutes away from where he really needs to go and that’s the Royal City of Rabanastre.

Jaakuna had to slow down the speed of his Ifrit to be able to park into the Areodome of Rabanastre. As the ship came to a stop, Jaakuna first went to his chambers in his ship to get his weapons which included two Blood Swords, and his Iga Blade. His two Blood Swords share opposite residence of Jaakuna’s hips and his Iga Blade finds its home on Jaakuna’s back. Then, he went to the centerpiece of his ship to which he ‘beamed’ down to the bridge to which would lead him directly to the Aerodome entrance. As he came through it, he just looked around and he just shook his head. He never liked coming to this city. He found it a bit dull at times and too crowded. He prefers Bhujerba in that sense. Jaakuna just shrugged at the bothersome of Rabanastre, and continued to exit the Aerodome.

Coming out of the entrance of the Aerodome, Jaakuna proceeded to go through the gates that would take him into the actual city. The city itself was thriving with life. People of all walks of life roaming the area that Jaakuna was in. They ranged from street orphans, soldiers, and just about anyone and everyone that one could imagine. Jaakuna’s attention took to the marketplace as that’s where the very popular tavern, The Sandsea is located. Jakauna has always found comfort that if he needs to get information of any kind, the local tavern or pub is the place to go to. Thankfully for him, The Sandsea is the Tavern in which he goes to frequently.

Going through the pathways of Rabanastre, Jaakuna winds up in front of the Sandsea Tavern. He enters as he opens the door. Inside it was exactly how Jaakuna remembered when he was last in Rabanastre a few months ago. Tables are full with Sky Pirates, Hunters, and Bounty Hunters. The bar itself has one seat left open, and Jaakuna takes it. As he sits his pretty little bum down, the bartender approaches him with a friendly smile. Instantly, Jaakuna took notice of her for her golden blonde hair. It was of a similar shade of Jaakuna’s own, but she had brown eyes. Totally not like Jaakuna’s own.

“What’ll be sweetheart?” The bartender asked him, leaning against the countertop of the bar, wiping down away dirt and liquid from earlier.

Jaakuna looked to the bartender. “Well, how about a name?” Jaakuna said, smirking.

The bartender laughed. “The name is Kiera. And yourself honey?” Kiera said in a sassing manner.

Jaakuna laughed. “You can call me Jaakuna.” He said proudly as he pounded his chest with one hand curled up in a ball.

Kiera was intrigued. “Jaakuna is a fine name. What would it be, Jaakuna?”

“Club Soda is fine for now. “ Jaakuna said.

Kiera nodded and she put together Jaakuna’s Club Soda. “We don’t get many people here that order Club Soda. You’re an unique one for sure.” She said laughing it up a bit.

She placed Jaakuna’s soda in front of him. He took a few sips of it and started to address the real reason why he was here.

“So, Kiera..”

“Yes dear?”

“I’m looking for someone. Seeing as how you seem to be informed of shit that goes down in this town, maybe I can pick your brain for some?” Jaakuna said as he took another sip of his drink.

Kiera smiled. “Okay, who are you looking for?” She asked as she started wiping down the countertop.

“I’m looking for a girl. She’s a hunter and she usually drifts from place-to-place. You know, never stays in one place for very long.” Jaakuna said as he again took another sip of his drink. “Know of anyone like that? Jaakna asked.

Kiera thought about it and there was only one person that could fit that bill. “Oh, you must be looking for Emiri. Yeah, I know her. She did say that she was waiting for someone. You must be that very person. “ She said. “She didn’t’ say that she was expecting a cutie pie.” Kiera said flirtatiously.

Jaakuna was tempted to make a play on Kiera, but he had much more important things to worry about. Flirting with the hot bartender could always happen later on. It’s not like Jaakuna wouldn’t have to do so after he collected the rest of his gil from turning in this hefty bounty. “You just saved me a lot of trouble. So, where is she?” Jaakuna asked.

Kiera smiled a bit. “She’s here in the Tavern. She’s up in the VIP section. I’ll go get her for you.” Kiera said,

Kiera was offering to go get Emiri for Jaakuna but Jaakuna waved his hand against it. “No that’s quite alright. I’ll surprise her. I’m sure she’ll be just delighted to see me.” Jaakuna said downing the rest of his Club Soda.

Following the direction of Kiera, Jaakuna went to the back where the VIP section was. He was looking for the room that Kiera had told him that this Emiri was in and when he found it, he heard sounds. Based on the sounds that he heard, it was most likely that she was taking a shower. Even better, Jaakuna twisted the doornob and it was unlocked. So, he opened it, walked into the room. He looked around the room to get an idea of what she was like even if she was just renting the room. The room itself was pretty generic as it had the norm for Rabanastre fashion. Walls colored white with tints of sepia and furniture had a leather look to it. The feel of the couch was definitely false leather. There wasn’t much, but he did see that she had some weapons. “She’s definitely a hunter.” Jaakuna said.

Jaakuna made his way over to her bathroom and as he lightly touched the doornob, it was locked. So, instead of going inside, Jaakuna knocked on it. “Emiri? You in there?”
Aww yeah, rocking dat Xigbar swag. 8D
Okay posted. Sorry bout the wait. I had to find what I wanted to include in it. Hope it suffices you. :)

Also, I have to ask. How did you come up with your username? Limeypanda is certainly an odd and unique name haha.
Hearing every word that Beth had to say to the matter of the empty safe, Chris just shoot his head as she pretty much just went off on him, saying shit like if it went wrong, then it would be on Chris. Yeah, like he is to blame for the emptiness of a safe that had nothing in it probably months prior to them even getting the job. Still, the emptiness of it confused him. He couldn’t help but wonder why such a professional safe would only house an artifact a few gems. Surely there was some significance to it. Even more so, the person that hired them never gave a name, but did wire a lot of money into Chris’ offshore account. Yes, this definitely puzzled him.

It took all but a little two minutes for Beth to get down to where Chris was. She was just as interested in the emptiness of the safe as Chris was. It would be only a few seconds to which both Chris and Beth were in the safe, masks off. Oh how it felt good to get the sweaty, black ski mask off of his face. When he did end up taking it off, the sweat gathered around his head, and his hair was so sweaty that it was aligned perfectly on his head, but dripping in sweat.

The two of them examined the artifact and gem-like stones on the ground. While Beth made note of the artifact and how this was what they were hired to get, the thought on the forefront of his mind was why did it look like that someone was in the safe and that they only seemed to touch the gems? Chris just couldn’t help but think there’s more to it.

While he was thinking about that, a lot of shit happened in the minute of him zoning out. First, Beth picked up the blue stone and she seemed to get a shocking reaction to touching it, and then, the alarm went off. “Fuck.” Chris knew what it was, and Beth pointed it out. Someone pushed the police alarm on the floor up.

When Beth was just going on about how Chris just HAD to show her the box. “Now’s not the time for this. You can bitch and whine at me later. Now, we got to find a way to get out of here.” As Chris said that, he picked up the red stone, which had a similar glow to that of the blue stone. As he touched it, he felt a burning sensation, which caused him to drop it. “Da fuck?!” Chris was surprised, that’s for damn sure. Why the fuck would there be a burning feeling in a stone? Chris was just even more confused than he was previously.

Hearing the rest of what Beth said, Chris agreed, but how would they get the hell out of dodge? They can’t go out the way they came. The police are already outside waiting for them and it’s not like they can go through the metal. Chris sat down on the cold ground. “Damn it, this sucks!” He said as his fists pounded on the ground and then something happened. There was a literal hotspot where he punched at. It was very slightly, but the metal of the safe in which Chris punched first had a reddish-orange heat look and then it melted in the shape of Chris‘ fist. “What the fuck!?” Chris said astonished, and utterly surprised.

“Inks! Give me your hand!” Chris said as he pulled Beth’s arm. “Get mad and punch the ground. I think these stones somehow are magical.”
It's most likely he expressed some type of interest beforehand. So, I think Kal-El is safe in that regard haha.
As much as I want to disagree, cause I really like the character, Kal-El, I have to agree with Teleport. For the kind of level of powers that the rp is set upon, the level of power within Killua's CS is just way too much for this rp. I'm pretty sure Hero will point it out.
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