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Current idk who is in the right but GRAB THE DICK AND TWIST IT!
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A decade ago when we made that meme "get kid", this isn't exactly what we meant...
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Do you think the reason Jesus Christ doesn't rise again is because we keep putting up crosses and he gets flashbacks on how that went last time?
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Happy almost crisis!
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9 mos ago
it's not just a rock IT'S A BOULDER!...or whatever Spongebob said
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Good things come to those who wait. ;)
Oh nice. I can't wait to read it. :D
Final Fantasy has come a long way indeed.
With all that was going on, Jaakuna was just focused on Vlyn. He didn’t want to lost focus off of the male Viera. He knew that those bunny man and women are much older than the hume race. Even though Jaakuna is confident in his strength, he wanted to make sure that he was focused on Vlyn.

Even though that he was focused, Jaakuna was definitely caught off guard by two things. First, it was the words that Naddie had said, but even more so by her actions. She was just about to attack Jaakuna. That led to the second thing that caught Jaakuna off guard. Emiri pushed him aside and went after Naddie. Definitely a change of attitude from Emiri and Jaakuna smiled, almost a grin-like expression. He didn’t think that she had it in her, but this whole day was full of surprises. He and Emiri went from enemies to almost friends. Who would have known?

As Jaakuna’s full attention was directed towards Vlyn, he heard what he had to say. What Jaakuna heard touched a nerve. Something that no one has ever before, at least not in three years. Addressing him as his highness. Now that was something Jaakuna just could not allow. He had forsaken his royalty as a Darcone long ago. Not even saying a single word, Jaakuna took a giant step forwards, extending his arms and Iga Blade forward in a piercing motion, trying to impale Vlyn before he even got the chance to open his pretty little mouth ever again.
As Savayna was in the aerodome still, she could hear everything going on below. From the soldiers outside trying to secure the dome to her men defending the line. Everything that was happening just made Savayna more frantic. She didn’t even know what to do and this just made her think back to when she discovered that Jaakuna had murdered his father. She was at disbelief and the worst thing of it all is that she doesn’t know why he did it. She thought that their love was at least strong enough that he would be able to tell her that, but by the time she heard about it, he was long gone and no one in the Archadian empire knew of his location until three years later.

As she thought about all of that, she did know that her current position put everyone, especially her boss, at a very weird position. She knew that if she was caught that she would be seen to charges of kidnapping, that much is clear to her. However, she definitely didn’t want to see to those charges. She didn’t know what to do.

“Dammit, what to do!” She said, contemplating on what to do.

As she was pacing back and forth, she decided to go down to the base level of the Aerodome and joined her men. Perhaps there would be something good to come out of her being in the midst of it.

“Any updates?” she asked her men.

“None mam. The Bhujerbian forces haven’t made any move…yet. However,” He said.

“However?” she responded.

It would seem that your ex-husband, Lord Jaakuna himself, made an appearance.”

“WHAT!!”
“Yes, it would seem Lord Jaaku--”
“He’s not a lord anymore, got that!”


“Yes mam.” he responded, [b]“But yes, Jaakuna, your ex-husband, was talking with a young girl, brunette and another, blonde. It would also seem that he and Marquis Ramon know each other as well. That’s about as much as either of us know milady.” He said.

Savayna was both angry and intrigued. “Marquis and Jaakuna, that’s very interesting. And they seemed…friendly with each other?” She said, intrigued by the status of Roman and Jaakuna’s relationship.

The soldier talking looked puzzled. “Well, yes milady, they are brothers, are they not?” The soldier said, puzzled.

“Well of course they are. This is not new news to anyone who is from Archadia. In which case, this will be fun to say the least.” she said showing amusement and also slight happiness.

As she finished the talk, Savayna sat on one of the couches(out of view of course), cross-legged and she just awaited what would happen down the line.
Well, it definitely was something that Jaakuna didn’t think he would do, but alas he found himself in this type of situation. Or rather, he made himself bein this type of situation. He didn’t know what made him do it, but he’s actually glad that he did do it. Now the question was how will this effect him? As he did stand his ground in front of Emiri, he made a note of Naddie who spoke about whether or not Jaakuna was serious. Though, maybe she was talking to Emiri. Jaakuna wasn’t sure until he heard her proudly state that her name was Emiri and not this Emelia person. Jaakuna smiled at that and started laughing.

“HAHAHAHA! YEAH TAKE THAT YOU DUMB BITCH!” Jaakuna was just so happy about this. Maybe Jaakuna’s brashness was rubbing off of Emiri after all. Or at least, making her stand up for herself. Granted they only known each other for a day, but it was still nice to see her act…well human.

On the other side of things, Jaakuna heard Vlyn ask him if he was absolutely sure about his decision. Jaakuna looked towards him and coked his head to the side and returned it to normal position. “Damn, with those giant bunny ears, I thought you would have heard me correctly.” Laughing, Jaakuna had to repeat himself. “I guess not, well let me say it again. Touch Emiri, or even think about getting near her again and I’ll fucking kick your ass, bunnyman.” Jaakuna said as he took a fighting stance.

Looking towards Emiri for a sec. “Listen, if things get too dangerous, run. I can handle these two twats myself if needbe.” Jaakuna said as his attention was back on Vlyn.
The tension in the air was so thick that you can cut like fucking butter. Seriously, with the arrival of Vlyn. He had a big sack of gil right on the ground and he motioned it to Jaakuna. Now Jaakuna officially had no place here…or did he? Granted, his job is completed. It was to hand over Emiri to Viyn and Aloa, and technically, that was exactly what was happening in the here and now. However, Jaakuna felt uneasy about this. He’s felt uneasy ever since he left the city of Rabanastre. It’s just been a lingering thought on his mind since the midday.

Jaakuna just wanted to make sense of it. Even the comment from Vlyn about women wasn’t making him laugh as he should be. Does Jaakuna really want to hand over Emiri just like that? Could I..no, I couldn’t be…could I.. Jaakuna just didn’t know. He thought he might actually feel fond of Emiri. Sure, he’s gotten used to the idea of having her around, but it’s not like there are actual emotional feelings there. There’s just no way. However, there is one thing among all this craziness that he is sure of. Handing Emiri over would be a grave mistake on his part.

“How do I put this nicely?” Jaakuna said, speaking towards Vlyn, “You can take that money, and shove it right up your brown, bunny asshole.” Jaakuna said, most likely shocking Emiri, Vlyn, but most importantly, he shocked himself. “She’s staying with me, and if ANYONE has a problem with that, they can suck my big, white dick!” Jaakuna said, as he would eventually motion Emiri to start running, but not yet. He wants to see how this will play out for the time being.
Not even getting a chance to explain, Jaakuna was denied the chance to speak, but that was just cause this chick Naddie decided to shut Emiri off from even giving him a chance. She not only discounted Jaakuna as possibly being different, but she also had the nerve to dare say that Emiri was going with her. There was something that stood out. She called Emiri Emilia. Perhaps that’s her real name. Or perhaps she has another name. Jaakuna couldn’t make sense of any of this. He just wanted to settle one thing at a time before he tackled the other things.

Watching the two women engage in some heated discussion, Jaakuna couldn’t help but feel insulted. It wasn’t due to the fact that he was being ignored, but he felt..well he didn’t know what he felt, but it wasn’t good. He didn’t trust this Naddie chick. Even more so, he didn’t like being ignored. Jaakuna took out his Iga Blade “Geez, what is it with you blonde bitches being so rude?” Jaakuna said as he pointed his Iga Blade at Naddie. “If you think you’re taking my one-way ticket to millions of gil, you got another thing coming, NaddieHe said.

Jaakuna wouldn’t have this. It wasn’t the fact that Jaakuna felt some type of way for Emiri, but who knows, maybe Jaakuna is getting comfortable of her being around. “So, the way I see it, you have two choices.” Jaakuna said, “Choice number one, you go back to whatever bitchcave you crawled from, and never bother Emiri or I ever again. Or..”Jaakuna said as he walked in-between Emiri and Naddie. “You can pick choice two, which would be to go through me, you dumb blonde bimbo!” Jaakuna said as his voice reached a very insulting, all-time high.
Honestly, Jaakuna had no idea what he wanted to do. The truth was out about him being one of the crown princes of Archadia, but there’s so much there that isn’t being revealed, but for good reason. If anyone knew what Jaakuna really did, they would hang him instantly. The truth of that is Jaakuna wouldn’t blame them, but fuck, if anyone knew WHY he accidentally killed his father, would they still hang him? Probably not, but Jaakuna also has to take it into account that Ramon doesn’t know anything about that. For that very reason he is thankful. It bought him some time.

Even though Ramon wouldn’t blame him for abandoning his ex-wife in the Aerodome, that could lead to that guy Carlo certainly dying. On the other side of things, if he did go in there and settle this matter with Savayna, he would miss the chance to at least explain himself to Emiri and that Naddie chick. Then there’s the matter of those two Viera. Jaakuna doesn’t know exactly what they’re like when they get angry. Wait a minute.. Jaakuna probably just put it together. They couldn’t be.. Jaakuna was just thinking that what if the two Viera were working for the Rozarrian empire this whole time and he never put it together. If that was true, then he was truly at a crossroads.

He had to choose and he had to do it now. ”Just too funny. I was grilling Emiri about not making choices and here I am forced to make one.” On some level, Jaakuna found this ironic. He was on Emiri’s ass about choosing and how she didn’t and now he has to do the same exact thing. “Brother, I’m sorry for your situation and I know I SHOULD settle this with Savayna, but I just can’t — not now at least. I hope you can understand it. Jaakuna said as he decided. He was going to deal with Emiri first and possibly get at the whole situation with Savayna at a later time.

As Jaakuna walked over to Emiri and Naddie, he knew he had some s’plaining to do. ”Now, just let me explain. It really isn’t what it looks like, that much I can promise you.” Jaakuna said as he was at least hoping for a chance to explain himself. Even though it’s more about him wanting to set the record straight and not about whether or not Emiri feels any better.
Jaakuna was both surprised to see his brother here and not surprised. As strange as that sounds, Jaakuna had completely forgot that his older, half-brother was the Marquis of Bhujerba. It didn’t hit him until now that it was indeed his brother. Ramon made a comment about the two women behind Jaakuna and as he looked towards them, Jaakuna laughed, “No trust me, neither of them are mine in that way — the brunette, maybe — but the blonde is..well I really don’t know who the fuck she is.” Jaakuna said questioning who exactly the woman with Emiri was.

As he started to think about that very same thing, he zoned out, as always. It took the mention of the Ifrit that Jaakuna zoned back in. What his brother said made some sense, but really? How was he supposed know that after three years that him and the Ifrit would wind up into some trouble. Even further, Ramon confirmed a worry of Jaakuna’s as him saying that Savayna was there in the Aerodome. “Well, my dear older brother, if you must know, it wasn’t my choice to come here.” Jaakuna said as he looked towards Emiri. “Yeah, so don’t blame me for something that wasn’t in my side of the ball court. Besides, I was going to be out of here by morning, but obviously that’s not going to happen.” Jaakuna said as he sighed at the matter.

As he was done speaking, Jaakuna knew he had to face his lovely ex-wife, “So, what can I do to help? I figure the least I can do is try to get your ass out of this jam.”
No doubt that Jaakuna surprised the two girls, maybe the blonde who was the most surprised as she had stared at him for quite a bit amount of time. Jaakuna didn‘t mind the staring. But damn she sure did it quite awkwardly. “See something you like, hotcakes?“ Jaakuna said as he noticed she pulled out her weapon, a Rapier. Jaakuna was just about to get his Iga Blade out, but then Emiri spoke and that seemed to calmed her down. Jaakuna is still keeping his distance of the one called Naddie.

As the two women in front of him were arguing, Jaakuna got the impression that they knew each other, as Emiri addressed her as Naddie, which seemed to anger her. Naddie responded by calling Emiri Lia. That was odd. Jaakuna thought it would have been iri or some shit like that. “Lia huh? Is there something that you want to tell me?” Jaakuna joked…sort of. However, right after he said that, Emiri asked him what he was doing here, and even saying his name. “Well, what am I to do? You’re my fucking prize and you just got up and left me. I was heartbroken love. Besides, I’m thinking the Ice Bitch is here too. Or at least I hope so or else some other shit is going down.” Jaakuna said as he looked toward the mess over whatever was going down and he couldn’t believe it.

“RAMON!?!?!” Jaakuna yelled as he completely ignored the two women in front of him. He couldn’t believe it. His fucking brother was here in Bhujerba and he never eve knew of it.
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