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Current idk who is in the right but GRAB THE DICK AND TWIST IT!
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A decade ago when we made that meme "get kid", this isn't exactly what we meant...
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Do you think the reason Jesus Christ doesn't rise again is because we keep putting up crosses and he gets flashbacks on how that went last time?
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7 mos ago
Happy almost crisis!
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9 mos ago
it's not just a rock IT'S A BOULDER!...or whatever Spongebob said
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Jaakuna heard Nadeline sort of laugh at his joke. At least someone found the humor in it. That’s all Jaakuna cares about, well at least as far as the joke is concerned. As they did continue, Jaakuna just thought about where all the soldiers were. Surely they would have been guarding the entrances. Of course, Jaakuna also thought about the fact that the city was under attack, but still. He had to wonder about these things.

As he continued to think about such things, Jaakuna almost didn’t realize that they were already at the secret entrance to the palace. It was pretty fast, but then again the lack of water allowed for such fast travel. When they arrived at the stairs, Jaakuna knew that there just had to be soldiers in the palace. So, as he drew his Demonsbane, Jaakuna followed Emiri’s lead as the three of them arrived into the Palace, and what Jaakuna saw was both confusing as fuck and stunning.

“Blood…Blood everywhere.” Jaakuna said as he saw the bodies laid in front of him and the two ladies. Down every hall way, bodies of the Dalmascian soldiers and knights. They all were brutally slaughtered, but by who? Perhaps this is why the water was already gone in the Waterway, and this could also be the reason why there were no soldiers guarding the place. But still, Jaakuna still wondered about who could have done this.
Deep within the Royal Palace of Rabanastre, there was a blonde man working his way through the halls of the palace, successfully and effortlessly killing every single guard that came his way. He was using his lightning magic and cutting them down one by one. Then he came to the Throne Room where the royal king himself, Jonathan Rufus Dalmasca

“Who goes there!?” Jonathan shouted as he heard someone.

All of a sudden, through the doors, the personal guard of the king himself went flying in, sent with awesome fury and the shocking power of lightning coursing through him. The King stood up from his throne and was shocked at what he saw, then he looked up and couldn’t believe it.

“J-J-Judge Ixion! What are you doing here?” Jonathan said in complete surprise.

Ixion smiled. “I am here for the Dusk Shard. Hand it over or lose your life, King Jonathan!” Ixion demanded.

Jonathan was stunned and he didn’t know what to do. The Dusk Shard was Dalmasca’s only leverage to remain within the war that’s brewing. “I refuse. I’d rather die than hand it over to scum lik--” Before he could finish, Ixion went forth.

Using the lightning magic to amplify his speed, Ixion sped forward, impaling the king where he stood. The blade of his sword went straight through the king’s heart, and the king died on his throne, legs spread apart and mouth open as that was his last expression before he lost his last breath. “What irony?” He said as he pulled his sword and sheathed it. “Long live the King, I guess.” He said as he smirked at his comment.
As they all decided on going to the Garamsythe Waterway, they continued to the other entrance. There are two entrances. There’s one that’s available through Lowtown, but Jaakuna closed that one in. The other one is near the aerodome, and Jaakuna was a little worried that by them going there. He would had thought there would be some kind of guard patrol or something of the like, but there was none of that sort, none of Dalmasca or Archadia. This was truly odd.

They came to the entrance of the Garamsythe Waterway and first went in Emiri, then Jaakuna and then finally Nadeline. Jaakuna most certainly didn’t miss the godawful smell of the Waterway. There was nothing but a rotting sewage smell all around. Though Jaakuna could endure it, he didn’t have to like it, not one bit.

As he finally stood up after crawling through the entrance, Jaakuna looked around and there seemed to be less water than he remembered. “Well, the name of this place is misleading. It’s supposed to be the Garamsythe Waterway, but there’s no water. It probably should be called The Garamsythe Way.” Jaakuna said a she laughed at his own joke.
Emiri had reminded Jaakuna that it was yesterday. He had already forgotten that it was indeed yesterday. Or did he? Who is to say? He could had forgotten or actually was just doing that to have fun with Emiri. Regardless, it would seem that their only way to get into the palace. Even though Jaakuna was all for getting to the palace, he did had to ask the question of the Archadian Soldiers.

When he was just about to ask that question, Nadeline had asked her own about the Waterway. She was right. It was all dirty and that anyone who goes through it is bound to get dirty themselves, and wet. “Yeah, we’re going to get wet, you got a problem with it?” Jaakuna somewhat hissed at her as he said that.
They both gave him the dirty look. Jaakuna’s initial thought was What did I do? He decided to not speak that question as it would get him more dirty looks. He heard Nadeline talk about what this could do to Rabanastre should they not intervene. Jaakuna was just kidding when he brought up the idea of going against his word. ”Jeez, haven’t you ladies ever heard of a joke?”” Jaakuna said shrugging it off. He knew that they had to intervene somehow. When Emiri brought up the idea of going through the Garamsythe Waterway, Jaakuna was brought to good times. “Ah, I remember it like yesterday.” He said, eyes closed, arms folded across chest, and nodding of the head in a vertically way.
Up in the blue sky, several ships marked with the insignia of the Archadian Empire, they hover above both the Dalmasca Estersand and Westerdand, completely blocking any traffic from either side to get into Rabanastre and any of the royal forces from mobilizing to attack them. Granted, they have already mobilized some forces, it would seem that most of those forces have been taken out for the most part.

In the fleet that is above the city of Rabanastre, in the center of it all is the Dreadnought Odin, a mighty ship that is long and almost narrow looking, but it has multiple areas of the ship that are fully equipped with weapons, ammo, and a fully crew. Everyone aboard the ship serve the Archadian Empire and Judge Ixion, or as some refer to him as the Lightning Falcon. He is young looking, with long flowing blonde hair. He has an Archadain-made sword known as Bolt. He harnesses the most of Lightning black magic as he has mastered it to a way that he can freely manipulate it to the very best of his abilities.

Aboard the Odin, in the very large cockpit, there stands Judge Ixion and General Savayna, who after a very long morning, remembered where her place was in Emperor Vincent’s rankings.

Standing as fierce as ever, Ixion spoke. “Are our ships ready for attack round two?” He asked.

The driver of the Odin responded. “Yes sir, they are at your command.” He spoke, sitting in his char.

Ixion was pleased and he spoke. “Fire at once.” He ordered.

The fleet that Judge Ixion commanded was known as the Tenth Fleet of the Archadian Empire. The fleet itself had three cruiser class ships, and three light cruiser ships. The rest are fighter ships.

As the Odin prepared weapons, first it shot at Rabanastre through the Bazaar, killing the innocents within the vicinity . The bazaar itself was torn to bits as roofs caved in and everything that was standing. The beam itself that did this was straight and a pure white. It was much like a holy spell, but definitely nothing holy about what it did. Every stand and building was either on fire or completely wrecked with rubble and caved in roofs. Nevertheless, it’s safe to say that the Bazaar is completely finished.

“Now, dispatch one hundred of our soldiers into the city. Put up a barrier around the city and find me the Dusk Shard. We must obtain it for his lordship, Emperor Vincent.” Judge Ixion said. “I put General Savayna In charge as I see to matters of more importance,” He said as he proceed to walk out of the cockpit and as soon as he did that, Savayna stayed to oversee operations. As she did that, an order went out through the speakers telling the 100 Archadian Soldiers to get ready for beam up.

Within five minutes, the soldiers would be dispatched and beamed down to the Royal City of Rabanastre Ixion wanted to get it overwith, but he knew that the Rabanastre Royal Forces would not just sit idly by while their city became taken over by the Archadian Empire. That’s why Ixion would see to it that this goes according to plan.
When Wesley let the three of them go, Jaakuna, Emiri, and Nadeline had followed the prince down to where he would first let them reclaim their weapons. Jaakuna would get back his four weapons, Emiri her three, and Nadeline her one weapon. Then, as they would soon proceed to the teleportation device within the Valefor, that would drop them off via the warping of a beam-like way just three miles outside of Rabanastre. As they touched ground level, Jaakuna was just so happy to be out of that cell. He knew that things were bad, but he was free.

“You know, we don’t even have to help them. Seriously! We can get out of here and they wouldn’t even know it.” Jaakuna, being the idiot that he is, he brought up the idea of running away and going against his word. He was kidding of course…well half-kidding, anyways. “Even if they catch on, we’d be so far out of dodge, they wouldn’t know where we would be at.”
Just letting it out, Jaakuna let her. He knew that she needed this, but as she would talk more and more, Jaakuna soon realized why she was crying. It was cause she had somehow lost access to her powers. Nadeline commented on how the cuffs were to blame and although Jaakuna wanted to jump in agreement, something was bugging him about it all. If it was truly the cuffs, then why didn’t her powers work when she had grabbed Jaakuna and Nadeline’s hands before they surrendered. Jaakuna just knew it had to be something different.

When Emiri brought up battle with The Gigas, Jaakuna thought back. He remembered when she was knocked down, so maybe that’s when it happened, but Jaakuna didn’t think that The Gigas would be the sole reason for her time-stopping powers to stop working. This truly confused him. Jaakuna brought Emiri’s face up to his as he looked into her eyes. “Listen, whatever it was, we’ll find a way to fix it as soon as he get out the jam we are in right now.” Jaakuna said as he got up, helping Emiri get up as well.

As he got up, Jaakuna just looked around the steel box that they were in. He was looking for any way that they could possibly escape, but Jaakuna didn’t see one. As he kept on looking, there was a knock on the door. Jaakuna instantly faced the door, and as it opened, he couldn’t believe it.

“Oh what do we owe the great pleasure, Prince Wesley?” Jaakuna said with an obvious attitude.

The prince looked at Jaakuna, and smiled with a hm sound. He looked at Emiri, then to Nadeline. The black, slick hair would make any woman swoon in his presence. Perhaps it was in good measure since women seemed to fall for him

Wesley turned to the guard who was holding the door open. He waved the guard to close it. The guard did and Wesley spoke to his prisoners personally. “Okay look, you guys--” He started to say until the ship was rocked to the leftside, thus flinging all four of them — Jaakuna, Wesley, Emiri, and Nadeline — to the left all at the same time. They would all hit the wall.

Wesley got up, surprised and slightly angry. He didn’t know what was going on and he wanted to find out. He went to the door, knocked on it, and said. “What’s going on?”

There was a silence for four minutes until the door opened, and the guard finally showed his face. “I’m sorry , it would seem that the Royal City is under attack, milord.” The guard said.

Wesley’s face lit up in surprise. “Who is attacking us.” He asked.

“The Archadian Empire, your highness.” The guard said.

Jaakuna’s face lit up. He couldn’t believe it that they were actually here.

Wesley left the prisoners, but Jaakuna spoke up. “Hey, prince!” Jaakuna said, speaking up.

Wesley stopped and looked towards Jaakuna. “Not now.”

Jaakuna walked forward, just a few feet in front of Wesley. “I don’t know how bad it is, but on one command and we can help. I have one of the best airships in Ivalice, the Ifrit.” He stated.

Wesley was shocked but he smiled. “And where is this airship? Last I checked, you didn’t board it when my men apprehended you.” He asked.

Jaakuna laughed and then smiled. “Well, you didn’t sense it on whatever radar shit you have, but my ship has been following this lovely warship of yours ever since we were taken.” Jaakuna said.

Wesley thought about it and while it was risky, he knew that he wasn’t in any position to decline help. “Fine, but you’re still going to be held accountable for your actions.’ Wesley said as he, against his obvious better judgment, would shake Jaakuna’s hands and let him and the two ladies go.
Seeing Emiri blame herself and cry like she never had done before made Jaakuna just feel even worse, especially for slapping the bajeebers out of her. He had to. She wasn’t coming through from Nadeline’s pleas to have her come back to her or even when Jaakuna was yelling at her. So, slapping her was the only thing that made sense, at least at the time it did in Jaakuna’s mind.

When Emiri would say that all of what has happened is all her fault, Jaakuna just about lost it, but not in anger. No, he didn’t even get angry or was he even close to be. He knelt down on one knee, and pulled Emiri into a hug. “It’s not your fault okay? We’re in here just cause of that bitch called Curiosity. So don‘t go and saying shit like that okay?” Jaakuna said as he just held her there and let her cry it out. He didn’t know what else to do but just let it happen naturally.
What? That’s all she had to say! Jaakund didn’t even know where to begin. She had been so blanked out the entire time and that’s all she had to say was what? MY god, this woman had no idea what happened in the five minutes they have been in here. “What? Are you freaking kidding me? You’ve been zoned out for five minutes, nearly gave the both of us a heart attack. I mean goodness, if anything were to happen to you…” Jaakuna said getting up. He realized how much he felt for Emiri. There was no denying it. He loved her. She didn’t know that…yet as seen from her lack of, well reaction to everything. “I’m just glad you’re back with us.” Jaakuna simply said, helping Emiri up.
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It was good that Nadeline and Jaakuna had entered a neutral zone, so to speak. Jaakuna was still a little shocked that he revealed such a thing and oh god Emiri! How was she going to react? A simple kiss from Jaakuna to her made her heart beat, and it made her all nervous like, but now, it would probably just push her over the edge or something like that. Speaking of which, Jaakuna was surprised that she said nothing. Jaakuna looked towards Emiri and she was in a ball, well curled up in one, but still. Instantly, Jaakuna went over to her, hoping to get a handle on what’s wrong with her.

As he had got to her, he noticed she wasn’t right in her mind or something like that. “Emiri!” Jaakuna shouted, and nothing happened. So he tugged her a bit. “EMIRI!” Nothing happened still. So, he started to shake her like a maniac. “EMIRI! EMIRI! EMIRI!” He yelled her name over and over, but still nothing. Jaakuna was getting scared. “Dammit woman, snap out of it.” Then Jaakuna did the unthinkable. SLAP! Yes, he slapped her clear across the face. Perhaps that would snap her out of it.
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