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Current idk who is in the right but GRAB THE DICK AND TWIST IT!
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A decade ago when we made that meme "get kid", this isn't exactly what we meant...
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Do you think the reason Jesus Christ doesn't rise again is because we keep putting up crosses and he gets flashbacks on how that went last time?
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Happy almost crisis!
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9 mos ago
it's not just a rock IT'S A BOULDER!...or whatever Spongebob said
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When the ceremony was over with and everyone was ready to depart, Jaakuna had taken the time to stop by the Ifrit real quick to drop off his ninja sword and one of his blood swords. It was only about ten minutes that it took him to have one of his Blood Swords and Demonsbane. That’s really all he wanted and to be honest, carrying four swords was just unpractical for Jaakuna. As he would come out, the other three would be waiting for him, and Jaakuna would join them. They would then go to the Giza Plains.

Walking into the Giza Plains, Jaakuna had wished that his airship would be able to handle the rain, but sadly the way his ship was built, rain wasn’t exactly the ideal weather to fly it in. In either case, Jaakuna would just complain and bitch in silence. Besides, the rain wasn’t all bad. There was at least some benefits, none of which Jaakuna has found yet, but who knows right?

As they walked through the plains, Wesley was probably one of the few of the group that found the rain soothing. Since he has lived in Rabanastre for most of his life, Wesley has been around the changing seasons of the Giza Plains. He’s seen it snow, rain, hail, and have windstorms that are just unbearable to. It really has been such a variety of weather changes that Wesley has learned to adjust and adapt. Of course, he couldn’t help but notice Lady Nadeline’s reaction to it. While he let out a slight chuckle, he just didn’t understand why she was acting such a way.

Jaakuna looked to Nadeline, “Yeah, we’re going to get wet, so what?” Jaakuna sort of sighed at that remark, then laughed.

When Nadeline made the comment about the deepness of the river, Wesley spoke. “Just hang on to me. I’ll keep you from falling.” He said giving a genuine smile to Nadeline.

Jaakuna just looked at them, slightly grossed out, but he just kept his comments to himself. As he did that, Jaakuna along with the other three would cross the bridge in this order: Emiri, Jaakuna, Wesley, and Nadeline.
It was mere minutes until the coronation ceremony, and just about anyone on the high profile list of the Kingdom of Dalmasca was present. There were high politial figures, royal families, and just about a who’s who were here in the castle. The coronation was going to be private, and it would be held in the throne room. It was actually a miracle that the place was able to be cleaned up in the shortness that it did. Considering what had happened in the hours before the ceremony, Wesley was surprised, but of course, his orders are just and they pretty much were the reason why the ceremony is taking place.

Among the high profile figures, sit Emiri, Jaakuna, and Nadeline. They all were in the VIP row, which is in the front. Sitting in the throne, of course, is the center of the ceremony, Princess Cassandra Annalise Dalmasca. There she sits, awaiting the crown.

Walking down the center walkway, which if one didn’t see the throne room before, they wouldn’t believe it, but there are two sections of chairs. It’s sort of like a Wedding Ceremony, but no one is getting married. Well, perhaps if becoming ruler of a country is like marriage, then perhaps. Aside that, nope. In any case, upon a pillow, there is the royal crown of Dalasma. Holding the said pillow is the one who would have been prince, Wesley Alexander Dalmasca, but he turned it down to pursue vengeance and justice for his father.

As he appears in front of his sister, who is wearing a very elegant gown, as he goes to one knee. That’s when the person who will put the crown on her head takes it.

“We are all here gathered together to commemorate the crowning of our new queen, her Majesty, Cassandra Annalise Dalmasca, younger sister of Prince Wesley Alexander Dalmasca and daughter to Jonathan Rufus Dalmasca and Simone Rachelle Dalmasca.” The man shouted to the crowd as the crown was laid upon her head.

All but cheers were to be had. Everyone in the room cheered for different reasons Some cheer for the new crowning of a leader to their fair city and country. Some cheer for new beginnings. However, if some are like Jaakuna, they cheer for it to finally be over with. Jaakuna has never been so bored, but he withholds his real feelings so that he does not appear to be rude.

As the pleasantries are over with, Jaakuna and the other three say their goodbyes to the new queen, each in their own way.

Wesley goes to his sister in the reception hall. “My sister, you are now grown up. I know you will do father proud as you have done me proud. “ Wesley says as he hugs his sister.

“Wesley, my dear older brother. Go forth and avenge father. I will provide any support I can.” She says assuring that any worries of costs or back up will not be needed as she will provide them to the best of her abilities.

With that, the four of them would go forth to Giza Plains and go search of the Esper in the Zetinan Caverns.
While Jaakuna and Emiri were quietly gossiping about the other two, Wesley was finally informed of who Nadeline was. “A pleasure, Princess Nadeline.” He said taking her hand and kissing it, as it is customary for a gentleman to do so.

Jaakuna just looked like he was going to barf. That’s when Emiri noted that it was raining. “ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME!?” Jaakuna had yelled that so suddenly, he fell out of his chair. He couldn’t believe it. He wanted to fly, but his ship didn’t handle rain good. He was just on the ground sobbing(not really, but you know). He didn’t want to walk. “This sucks ass!” He said still fake-sobbing. “Life is so unfair.”

Wesley looked at Jaakuna as if something was wrong with him, but then looked outside himself. “It does seem it will be raining. I best prepare for the journey ahead.” He spoke as he would prepare it after his sister’s crowning ceremony.
Jaakuna just laughed quietly as he and Emiri were just gossiping about how Nadeline and Wesley seemed to be getting along really well. Jaakuna actually was surprised that the prince was falling for her shtick, but perhaps he had to found her interesting at least or else he wouldn’t be hovering over her like a dog and its bone. Jaakuna leaned to Emiri. “Only someone like her would find some advice from books.” Jaakuna laughed.

Wesley heard what Nadeline said as nodded at what she was saying and about how the facts she said were true. He wasn’t that surprised that she was a princess. “You do present yourself like a princess would, so that doesn’t shock me one bit.” He said as he would just move closer to Nadeline(accidentally of course). His side bumped into hers. “Oh, my apologies, I only wished to get a better look at the book — it’s truly fascinating.” wesley was only telling half-truth there. He sort of wanted to get closer, but as a gentleman he is, he wouldn’t dare admit that.

Jaakuna just saw what Wesley did. He leaned to Emiri once more. “Sheesh, did you see that? Dude isn’t even being subtle.” Jaakuna just laughed semi-silently about it. However, he did hear what Nadeline had to say about the Espers and where the closest one was. He also heard Emiri say how they would get there.

“Then I guess after the princess’s coronation, we depart for the Zertinan Caverns.” Jaakuna said leaning against his chair.
Upon hearing the reason why prince Grant was at her house, Savayna first was interested, but then she heard Jaakuna’s name, and she flipped a lid. Seriously, she hates the guts out of that guy and if it didn’t make matters worse, it would seem he’s tangled up with another blonde. “Seriously? He’s got himself another tramp! Fuck, I’m gonna tear him a new one.” She said as she completely ignored some of the details that Grant said.

“Before we do this shit, refrain from calling me Miss Glacie. The name is Savayna.” She said as she told Grant that she prefers to be called by her first name. “Now, tell me more..”
When Savayna had opened the door, she didn’t know who it was, but as he introduced himself, she instantly let him in. She knew exactly who he was, but added to that, she knew that she was completely underdressed. So, she told him “one moment,” as she would go to her room, and get her usual dress on. She would then come back only to find Prince Grant sitting down in a chair.

“I guess I should say I’m sorry, but you didn’t turn away, so fuck that shit. “ She said laughing a bit. “So, what’s this about joining forces with the likes of you and Rozarria?” She asked. This truly came to her as a surprise. The last thing she remembered, the two empires hated each other’s guts. Unless she is missing something. She has to or else she wouldn’t be at a loss for words on the matter.
As Nadeline pulled out her great big book of everything. The reactions from Wesley and Jaakuna were vastly different. Jaakuna just shook his head, like how he did the first time she brought it out. However, Wesley would be amazed. He didn’t expect such a big book to be just around for her. Truly she enjoyed the finer things in life, especially education.

“Truly fascinating. “ Wesley said leaning against the table as Nadeline went to the page where Belias was at. “You must really love reading, Lady Nadeline? Truly wondrous.” He said admiring the great big book of everything.

Jaakuna was shocked. Nadeline seemed to have the prince already around her finger. He leaned to Emiri. “Dang, how could such a smart man fall for something like that? She’s got him hooked.” He whispered to her ear.

As he said that, Nadeline said that they could go get more of those creatures like Belias. Jaakuna shrugged. “I guess it’s worth a shot. Does it say where the closet one is?” He asked.
Jaakuna laughed at the thought of Emiri possibly picking up his bad habits. “It would be pretty hilarious if I picked up your good habits. “ He said just laughing that notion up. As he would do that, Emiri brought up the question of what the group is to do next.

Wesley thought about this as well. Truly, his sister’s coronation is later on in the morning and he can’t miss that, but after that he’s free to travel with them. His father’s funeral isn’t for five weeks from now, so he can travel up until then. On the other side of things, Jaakuna has no idea what to do.

“I really don’t know.” Jaakuna said. He then turned to Nadeline. “What say you?” Jaakuna said.
Savayna had just woken up, but it wasn’t her choice. She was woken up by a knock on her door. She would be wearing nothing but her bras and panties. She wasn’t expecting anyone, so she rudely opened the door, showing her half-naked body.

“Who the fuck dares interrupt my sleep!?” She yelled as she opened the door and as she saw him, she spoke “Who the fuck are you?”
Chris felt drained.

Chris felt tired.

Chris felt like shit.

After using that last attack, Chris was all but drained of any fire power that he had. While he held the box/artifact in one hand, he was just waiting for Beth to follow his lead. He didn’t even notice there was a security guard had a gun shot at him. He heard the gun being fired as the loud boom put a strain on his ears, but he didn’t get shot. When Chris would look behind him, he saw ice. She saved me. That’s odd. Chris surely didn’t see that coming, but perhaps she wasn’t saving him, but maybe she was just hoping not to get caught or something like that. Whichever the case, Chris and Beth went to a white van.

As they were at the van, and all the while, Chris put the artifact box in the back of the van, and he pulled out the gem. It started to glow. “Well, this is odd.” He said as he just put it back into his pocket. Whatever mystical items these gems were, Chris definitely had some vague ideas of what they could be. He definitely knew they were connected to the artifact, but how was the million dollar question.

Hearing Beth saying she was driving, Chris had no objections. He got into the passenger’s seat, and off they went from the scene.

When they would be driving down some roads, Chris was just perplexed by these gems. “Say, Beth, what exactly do you think these gems are? Surely they aren’t from this world.” Chris said, asking about the gems. His first thought was some Doctor Strange type of shit, but that was way out there. Chris definitely had no idea, but he was intrigued.
Wesley was amused. Nadeline was surely an interesting one. She was definitely forward, he had to at least give her that. Wesley smiled. “Perhaps dinner will be a start.” He said, slightly chuckling. He quite liked Nadeline’s forwardness. Of all the girls who have flirted with him, she was the most direct of all. He preferred the direct approach, but she definitely held herself with a certain dignity.

As Jaakuna saw the little something going on between Wesley and Nadeline, he just sighed. He didn’t understand that woman, but better Wesley than Jaakuna, right? Yes, right. On the course of Emiri, she made a note of how she slept too well. Jaakuna laughed at this. “Since when did you become the lazy one of us two?” He said.
While Jaakuna and Wesley were at the dining room table eating the grandeur of the food on the table. It was the finest breakfast items one could ever hopeful. The best money could buy, actually. Though, Jaakuna sometimes just preferred cheap food. Some poorly-made French toast and shit coffee always seemed to be his preferred one, but Jaakuna didn’t mind the exotic ingredients. As he ate it, he recognized the taste.

“Is this Archadian Egg Custard?” Jaakuna asked Wesley.

Wesley was surprised. “Ah, a good eye you have there, Jaakuna. It is indeed Archadian Egg Custard. One of the finest in he world.”

Jaakuna nodded and he started eating the shit out of it. He might hate the current rule his country has, but the food there is to die for, sometimes even literally.

As he would eat more, Emiri and Nadeline walked in, and they bid them a good morning. Jaakuna turned to their direction, mouth full of custard. “Good morning ladies!” He said, food flying out. “oops.” He said closing his mouth and letting the remaining custard go down his wind hole.

He wiped his mouth with a napkin as Emiri would sit next to him. He turned to her. “Sleep well, Emiri?” He simply said.

Meanwhile, it would seem Nadeline was next to Wesley. “Good morning Lady Nadeline, I trust you found your room satisfactory? He said with such charisma and character as he smiled when he did so.
Since the night of the party, Jaakuna and Emiri both had a good one. They talked and they kissed, then they walked each other to their rooms and then they would sleep the night away. Jaakuna was happy with the way things were and he wouldn’t push it at all. He didn’t want to make Emiri feel uncomfortable in any sense of the word. He wanted to make sure that the time she would come to the point where he is at with feelings that she did it of her own volition.

In the nine hours he was asleep, Jaakuna had a good sleep. The room he slept in was really big, especially for a guest room. All three of them — Jaakuna, Emiri, and Nadeline — had their own room and each were the same size. They were decorated with all of that fancy shit that palaces have. There was a balcony to each room and a window that let the natural lighting from the sun beam down the room. It would awake anyone in a glorious way.

When Jaakuna would wake up, he stretched his arms out, and released a moderately-loud moan. It was all good for him and his mood when he woke up was just so pleasant. Perhaps Jaakuna felt wonderful about everything. As he got up from his bed, he had nothing on but his red and white boxers. He saw that his weapons and clothes were already ready for him. “Oh fancy.” He smirked and laughed a bit. He would proceed to put on his clothes, which included his usual wear. His weapons would be next as he would put them on one-by-one.

As he would make his way out of the room, he would run into Wesley. b]“Oh, Prince, hello.”[/b] Jaakuna said a bit awkwardly.

“Good morning Jaakuna. Sleep well?” He said with a pleasant smile.

“Yes I did, in fact.” Jaakuna said laughing a bit.

“I’m glad. Do come and join all of us for breakfast. Got to get stuffed before we depart.”
“Yes of course.”


Jaakuna said as he followed Wesley to the table.
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