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Current idk who is in the right but GRAB THE DICK AND TWIST IT!
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A decade ago when we made that meme "get kid", this isn't exactly what we meant...
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Do you think the reason Jesus Christ doesn't rise again is because we keep putting up crosses and he gets flashbacks on how that went last time?
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Happy almost crisis!
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it's not just a rock IT'S A BOULDER!...or whatever Spongebob said
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As they all readied their respective weapons, Jaakuna went forth, Wesley behind him. It would seem the two would also be going in together as Emiri and Nadeline have. While Nadeline and Emiri had taken down one of the beasts in front of them, Jaakuna would use his speed and his fire magick manipulation to aid his swords overall cutting power as he would slash and slash at one of the werewolf-like beasts. The attacks from Jaakuna, while they hit, they didn’t seem to do much damage. The Zeghnal went at Jaakuna with a claw strike, but Wesley came in, and blocked it with his shield

As Jaakuna saw Wesley fend off that strike from the Zeghnal, he rushed in, both swords pointed outward and engulfed in white and red flame. He would slice in an (x) formation that would send that shape of fire towards the Zeghnal that had previously tried to attack him. As the flames would overtake the beast’s torso, it would cry out in pain and agony as it would breathe its last breath due to the severity of the burns it suffered at the hands of Jaakuna’s mighty power.

“Well that could have gone better, wouldn’t you say princey?” Jaakuna said as he looked towards Wesley with a very lighthearted, almost joking grin on his face. When he did this, however, there was one of the two remaining beasts coming at him.

“Jaakuna look out!” Wesley shouted

Jaakuna didn’t see it, nor did he even see Wesley come up from three feet behind him and impale the best right in the heart, blue and red ooze splattering everywhere. Jaakuna was so surprised. He didn’t think Wesley had that much speed in him. As the beast fell to the ground, Wesley whipped his sword to get all the blood off of it. He then turned to the last beast as there was just one left and it should be fairly easy. Jaakuna regained his composure and turned to the beast as well.

Surrounded by the four of them, the last remaining Zeghnal would activate its Berserk ability as it would just charge at everyone who was nearby. It would find itself going after Emiri specifically.
When Wesley had pulled in Nadeline, the two of them were in a very compromising position, not to mention the wetness from the mud, but Wesley didn’t care much about that. However, he turned a little red and slightly chuckled at the remark that Nadeline had made. Surely dinner wasn’t off the table yet, but perhaps it would seem like that considering the way they lay at the current moment. As Nadeline had gotten up as did Wesley, He would just have to ignore the wetness of his clothes,

Meanwhile, Jaakuna and Emiri were just talking it up. He was actually enjoying their talk about how Wesley and Nadeline seemed to be getting closer and closer, literally. He heard her talking about how she’s very good at these type of things, and Jaakuna had to nod in agreement. She sure did know her way around manipulating men, but Jaakuna just couldn’t believe that Wesley fell for some of her basic tricks. Nonetheless, when Emiri would respond to Nadeline about her wanting to know if they would get out of the rain soon, Jaakuna let out a slight sigh of relief. He didn’t like the rain and he wanted to get out of it as soon as he could.

“Finally! I’m ready to get out of here.” He said.

Emiri would turn to Jaakuna once more making a little comment about how eventually the two of them would lay in bed together. Jaakuna laughed, well chuckled is more like it. Jaakuna would then lead the charge to Ozmone Plains, which would be successful until they reached the entrance to the Ozmone Plain. There seems to be about four Zaghnal beasts blocking it.

“Um, guys, it seems we have company.” Jaakuna said as he saw the four beasts with their fists up. They were ready to fight and they looked like they wouldn’t let the group pass by. “So yeah, get them, I guess.” Jaakuna said with Blood Sword and Demonsbane sheathed.

Wesley looked and he smiled. “It seems lady luck has abandoned us today.” He said getting his Platinum Sword out and followed Jaakuna’s lead. He would also ready himself for battle.
Slowly pulling her in, Wesley was trying his best to not fall into the river. He would have to use all that he had to pull her in slowly. Within the minute to pass, he would have her on the tree, slightly of course, At this point, the two of them jumped back on Wesley’s lead and as they landed on the riverbank, with Nadeline landing on Wesley as he was on his back.

As Jaakuna watched Nadeline and Wesley come onto land, he heard what Emiri was saying to him about how they could fall. He nearly lost it there, but he had control himself, but he did at least let out a few chuckles As he did, Jaakuna saw that the tree had come off its hinges, which caused it to flow into the river and to god-knows where. When Jaakuna was going to check on Nadeline and Wesley, he saw them in a very compromising position, then he turned to Emiri, who was right next to him. “Does she always move this fast?” And there they were again, gossiping about the two lovebirds. Jaakuna didn’t have to whisper as the sounds of the rain somewhat covered up his voice to those who weren’t RIGHT next to him.
The crossing of the bridge was going pretty okay in Jaakuna’s eyes. No one had fallen yet, so that was a success right? Well, Jaakuna thought that was the case until he heard a splash. He instantly turned around and he saw that Nadeline had fallen into the river. That fucking klutz Jaakuna couldn’t believe that she actually fell. He somehow knew that she would be the one to fall. Jaakuna wanted to laugh at that, but he knew that would be one of the rudest things he could possibly do.

Wesley thought she was hanging on to her. He could have sworn that her grabbing onto his blue cloak was there, but somehow she fell into the river. Wesley, like Jaakuna and Emiri, rushed off the bridge to go help her out of the river. Wesley was probably the first one to get to the edge on land where the next step was into the river. He watched as Nadeline was carried off by the river’s current. Wesley motioned Jaakuna to help him. Jaakuna just looked at him with a weird look, but eventually gave in.

Of course, the three of them would go to where the river would most likely end, but as fate would have it, there seemed to be a somewhat muddy/wet patch of ground that was near a tree. Wesley would go on the tree, hoping not to put too much weight on it. He wasn’t far on it, but he would hope that Nadeline would see his hand “Grab on, Lade Nadeline!” He shouted, hoping she would hear him.
When the ceremony was over with and everyone was ready to depart, Jaakuna had taken the time to stop by the Ifrit real quick to drop off his ninja sword and one of his blood swords. It was only about ten minutes that it took him to have one of his Blood Swords and Demonsbane. That’s really all he wanted and to be honest, carrying four swords was just unpractical for Jaakuna. As he would come out, the other three would be waiting for him, and Jaakuna would join them. They would then go to the Giza Plains.

Walking into the Giza Plains, Jaakuna had wished that his airship would be able to handle the rain, but sadly the way his ship was built, rain wasn’t exactly the ideal weather to fly it in. In either case, Jaakuna would just complain and bitch in silence. Besides, the rain wasn’t all bad. There was at least some benefits, none of which Jaakuna has found yet, but who knows right?

As they walked through the plains, Wesley was probably one of the few of the group that found the rain soothing. Since he has lived in Rabanastre for most of his life, Wesley has been around the changing seasons of the Giza Plains. He’s seen it snow, rain, hail, and have windstorms that are just unbearable to. It really has been such a variety of weather changes that Wesley has learned to adjust and adapt. Of course, he couldn’t help but notice Lady Nadeline’s reaction to it. While he let out a slight chuckle, he just didn’t understand why she was acting such a way.

Jaakuna looked to Nadeline, “Yeah, we’re going to get wet, so what?” Jaakuna sort of sighed at that remark, then laughed.

When Nadeline made the comment about the deepness of the river, Wesley spoke. “Just hang on to me. I’ll keep you from falling.” He said giving a genuine smile to Nadeline.

Jaakuna just looked at them, slightly grossed out, but he just kept his comments to himself. As he did that, Jaakuna along with the other three would cross the bridge in this order: Emiri, Jaakuna, Wesley, and Nadeline.
It was mere minutes until the coronation ceremony, and just about anyone on the high profile list of the Kingdom of Dalmasca was present. There were high politial figures, royal families, and just about a who’s who were here in the castle. The coronation was going to be private, and it would be held in the throne room. It was actually a miracle that the place was able to be cleaned up in the shortness that it did. Considering what had happened in the hours before the ceremony, Wesley was surprised, but of course, his orders are just and they pretty much were the reason why the ceremony is taking place.

Among the high profile figures, sit Emiri, Jaakuna, and Nadeline. They all were in the VIP row, which is in the front. Sitting in the throne, of course, is the center of the ceremony, Princess Cassandra Annalise Dalmasca. There she sits, awaiting the crown.

Walking down the center walkway, which if one didn’t see the throne room before, they wouldn’t believe it, but there are two sections of chairs. It’s sort of like a Wedding Ceremony, but no one is getting married. Well, perhaps if becoming ruler of a country is like marriage, then perhaps. Aside that, nope. In any case, upon a pillow, there is the royal crown of Dalasma. Holding the said pillow is the one who would have been prince, Wesley Alexander Dalmasca, but he turned it down to pursue vengeance and justice for his father.

As he appears in front of his sister, who is wearing a very elegant gown, as he goes to one knee. That’s when the person who will put the crown on her head takes it.

“We are all here gathered together to commemorate the crowning of our new queen, her Majesty, Cassandra Annalise Dalmasca, younger sister of Prince Wesley Alexander Dalmasca and daughter to Jonathan Rufus Dalmasca and Simone Rachelle Dalmasca.” The man shouted to the crowd as the crown was laid upon her head.

All but cheers were to be had. Everyone in the room cheered for different reasons Some cheer for the new crowning of a leader to their fair city and country. Some cheer for new beginnings. However, if some are like Jaakuna, they cheer for it to finally be over with. Jaakuna has never been so bored, but he withholds his real feelings so that he does not appear to be rude.

As the pleasantries are over with, Jaakuna and the other three say their goodbyes to the new queen, each in their own way.

Wesley goes to his sister in the reception hall. “My sister, you are now grown up. I know you will do father proud as you have done me proud. “ Wesley says as he hugs his sister.

“Wesley, my dear older brother. Go forth and avenge father. I will provide any support I can.” She says assuring that any worries of costs or back up will not be needed as she will provide them to the best of her abilities.

With that, the four of them would go forth to Giza Plains and go search of the Esper in the Zetinan Caverns.
While Jaakuna and Emiri were quietly gossiping about the other two, Wesley was finally informed of who Nadeline was. “A pleasure, Princess Nadeline.” He said taking her hand and kissing it, as it is customary for a gentleman to do so.

Jaakuna just looked like he was going to barf. That’s when Emiri noted that it was raining. “ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME!?” Jaakuna had yelled that so suddenly, he fell out of his chair. He couldn’t believe it. He wanted to fly, but his ship didn’t handle rain good. He was just on the ground sobbing(not really, but you know). He didn’t want to walk. “This sucks ass!” He said still fake-sobbing. “Life is so unfair.”

Wesley looked at Jaakuna as if something was wrong with him, but then looked outside himself. “It does seem it will be raining. I best prepare for the journey ahead.” He spoke as he would prepare it after his sister’s crowning ceremony.
Jaakuna just laughed quietly as he and Emiri were just gossiping about how Nadeline and Wesley seemed to be getting along really well. Jaakuna actually was surprised that the prince was falling for her shtick, but perhaps he had to found her interesting at least or else he wouldn’t be hovering over her like a dog and its bone. Jaakuna leaned to Emiri. “Only someone like her would find some advice from books.” Jaakuna laughed.

Wesley heard what Nadeline said as nodded at what she was saying and about how the facts she said were true. He wasn’t that surprised that she was a princess. “You do present yourself like a princess would, so that doesn’t shock me one bit.” He said as he would just move closer to Nadeline(accidentally of course). His side bumped into hers. “Oh, my apologies, I only wished to get a better look at the book — it’s truly fascinating.” wesley was only telling half-truth there. He sort of wanted to get closer, but as a gentleman he is, he wouldn’t dare admit that.

Jaakuna just saw what Wesley did. He leaned to Emiri once more. “Sheesh, did you see that? Dude isn’t even being subtle.” Jaakuna just laughed semi-silently about it. However, he did hear what Nadeline had to say about the Espers and where the closest one was. He also heard Emiri say how they would get there.

“Then I guess after the princess’s coronation, we depart for the Zertinan Caverns.” Jaakuna said leaning against his chair.
Upon hearing the reason why prince Grant was at her house, Savayna first was interested, but then she heard Jaakuna’s name, and she flipped a lid. Seriously, she hates the guts out of that guy and if it didn’t make matters worse, it would seem he’s tangled up with another blonde. “Seriously? He’s got himself another tramp! Fuck, I’m gonna tear him a new one.” She said as she completely ignored some of the details that Grant said.

“Before we do this shit, refrain from calling me Miss Glacie. The name is Savayna.” She said as she told Grant that she prefers to be called by her first name. “Now, tell me more..”
When Savayna had opened the door, she didn’t know who it was, but as he introduced himself, she instantly let him in. She knew exactly who he was, but added to that, she knew that she was completely underdressed. So, she told him “one moment,” as she would go to her room, and get her usual dress on. She would then come back only to find Prince Grant sitting down in a chair.

“I guess I should say I’m sorry, but you didn’t turn away, so fuck that shit. “ She said laughing a bit. “So, what’s this about joining forces with the likes of you and Rozarria?” She asked. This truly came to her as a surprise. The last thing she remembered, the two empires hated each other’s guts. Unless she is missing something. She has to or else she wouldn’t be at a loss for words on the matter.
As Nadeline pulled out her great big book of everything. The reactions from Wesley and Jaakuna were vastly different. Jaakuna just shook his head, like how he did the first time she brought it out. However, Wesley would be amazed. He didn’t expect such a big book to be just around for her. Truly she enjoyed the finer things in life, especially education.

“Truly fascinating. “ Wesley said leaning against the table as Nadeline went to the page where Belias was at. “You must really love reading, Lady Nadeline? Truly wondrous.” He said admiring the great big book of everything.

Jaakuna was shocked. Nadeline seemed to have the prince already around her finger. He leaned to Emiri. “Dang, how could such a smart man fall for something like that? She’s got him hooked.” He whispered to her ear.

As he said that, Nadeline said that they could go get more of those creatures like Belias. Jaakuna shrugged. “I guess it’s worth a shot. Does it say where the closet one is?” He asked.
Jaakuna laughed at the thought of Emiri possibly picking up his bad habits. “It would be pretty hilarious if I picked up your good habits. “ He said just laughing that notion up. As he would do that, Emiri brought up the question of what the group is to do next.

Wesley thought about this as well. Truly, his sister’s coronation is later on in the morning and he can’t miss that, but after that he’s free to travel with them. His father’s funeral isn’t for five weeks from now, so he can travel up until then. On the other side of things, Jaakuna has no idea what to do.

“I really don’t know.” Jaakuna said. He then turned to Nadeline. “What say you?” Jaakuna said.
Savayna had just woken up, but it wasn’t her choice. She was woken up by a knock on her door. She would be wearing nothing but her bras and panties. She wasn’t expecting anyone, so she rudely opened the door, showing her half-naked body.

“Who the fuck dares interrupt my sleep!?” She yelled as she opened the door and as she saw him, she spoke “Who the fuck are you?”
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