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Current idk who is in the right but GRAB THE DICK AND TWIST IT!
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A decade ago when we made that meme "get kid", this isn't exactly what we meant...
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Do you think the reason Jesus Christ doesn't rise again is because we keep putting up crosses and he gets flashbacks on how that went last time?
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Happy almost crisis!
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it's not just a rock IT'S A BOULDER!...or whatever Spongebob said
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It would seem, against whatever odds, Nadeline was in agreement with Savayna's idea of splitting up. Truth be told, it was a brilliant idea. Splitting up would garner more results and to Wesley, he thinks that it would be a divide and conquer type of thing to do. While Savayna and WEsley were just thinking about who should go where, Nadeline would address IRIS to call upon Jaakuna and Emiri to come down to where they are at as it is of great importance.

"Yes, Miss Nadeline." Iris would say as she responded to Nadeline's request.
Just as Jaakuna and Emiri were right about to hop into the shower, Jaakuna heard something that he wished he hadn't cause it meant no shared shower for him nor Emiri "Master Jaakuna, Miss Emiri — Lady Nadeline requests you to join her down in the dining room.— She expressed it is of great importance." IRIS said.

Jaakuna yells as he was really looking forward to the shower with Emiri. He just wonders what on Ivalice would be so important that Nadeline would have to call upon Iris. Though, through this all, Jaakuna laughed. "Well, at least now they had Iris call upon us and not fucking barge into my room. Don't want to have a repeat of earlier." Jaakuna just laughed at that. He didn't know why he found it so funny, but yet, he found himself laughing. "I guess we should go." Jaakuna said shrugging. He would go to his closet. He would go to his jacket portion of it, and pull out his red jacket that he always wears. After that, he would get a white and red hair tie and tie up his hair into a ponytail, which would reveal his neck and just how close to his head that his tattoos were. After he did that, Jaakuna would go into his bathroom and he would go to where he kept his arm deodorant and ran some of it under his armpits Once that was done, he walked out of it and smiled to Emiri.

"Okay, I'm ready. How about you?" He asked her.
Was she baiting him? Or was she actually serious? Jaakuna surely wanted this to be serious, but he just wasn't sure. As she would flip her hair in a ponytail over her shoulder, she must have knew that Jaakuna loves when she does that to her hair. She was even giggling as she was doing that. More importantly, she even would go on to say that she wouldn't want to be inturrupted again. Everything about this was pointing to a yes, and yet, as he would look at her, Jaakuna just wasn't sure if she was luring him in for a tease. Oh, what is he to do?

Looking at her, Jaakuna would take the bait — or whatever it was. — A smile still on his face, he spoke. "Plus, think of how much water we would save." He laughed, but he smiled also.
As Nadeline spoke about all that happened and what they should all do, Wesley thought about it. The choices and how much of it he wanted to do was divided. They could definitely go after another esper, but they would risk running into one of their many enemies. On the flipside of things, the Dusk Shard presents a problem for them and being able to sue the Sword of Kings to properly destroy that thing would also be a good choice to go with. Wesley didn't know what to choose.

"Hmm, this all is hard. We do need to know how to properly put the usage of the Sword of Kings, but we mustn't let any more Espers fall into the enemy's hands." He said.

Savayna looked up to Nadeline and Wesley. "How about this for a suggestion." She would speak, "There's five of us, right?"
"Yes, that is correct."
"Then why don't we split up."
"Split up? How do you mean?"
"Ugh, I mean one group of us goes to Mount Bur Omisace and talk to the Grand Kitlas and the other group goes to the location of the next Esper."


Wesley thought about that and while it's a very good suggestion, splitting up doesn't seem like the best solution. Wesley won't be totally against the idea, but before they even consider doing it, perhaps getting the opinions on the matter from Nadeline and the other two, Jaakuna and Emiri. "What say you, Nadeline? Should we do as Savayna suggests."
When Emiri showed Jaakuna a scar on her arm, he just couldn't stop staring at it; not because he found it fascinating — which he did — it was just cause this was the first time she was showing it to him. He remembers vaguely about in his dream or whatever it was that she mentioned something about scars on her body, but now that she was showing these to him, Jaakuna just smiled at her as she would tell him about how she got it. When she told him, Jaakuna laughed, but it was more of an accidental, non-controllable laugh. The fact that she got it cause she was a novice at sword-fighting just seemed a little funny to him. When she covered it up, she would say that she had more scars, but she won't show him them, she just wanted to show him that single one. Jaakuna said barely anything, but he did give her a nod. "You'll tell me when you're ready." He said.

As it was most likely done for now, Emiri would suggest going down to the others and get ready for a departure to Mount Bur Omisace. Jaakuna agreed on that. They needed to know how to use the Sword of Kings properly and so any of them — Jaakuna, Emiri, Wesley, Nadeline, and even Savayna — don't make the same mistake that Jaakuna did. "I agree. We need to know how to properly use it." Jaakuna said. He would also get up, stretch and get off his bed. Jaakuna would feel the release of the cracking bones as it felt pretty damn great to do so. After he was done with that, Jaakuna looked to Emiri. "So you want to shower first or shall I? Or..." Jaakuna smiled seductively, moving his head and eyebrows to Emiri and then to the direction of his bathroom, obviously hinting the two of them shower together.
Down back at the Dining Room area, Wesley, Savayna, and Nadeline were all sitting at the table as Nadeline was looking at her tomb, to which she seemed very angry about something. "What's wrong?" Wesley would ask as Nadeline would go on to say that the Esper that she thought was in the Stilshrine wasn't Mateus — the one that Savayna commands — wasn't the one that she initially was thinking of. As she would read more of it from her tomb, it would turn out to be that the esper that she thought was actually Zeromus, The Condemned. Wesley, intrigued by this, listened as she would read off the translated text from the tomb that was about Zeromus. As she read, Wesley listened and Savayna just was picking the dirt from her nails.

As she read, Wesley heard that the Esper Zeromus was the one who would condemn criminals as he saw fit. He would then hear that this esper — this condemner — became full of hatred for humekind — or anyone who broke the law — that he turned to darkness and condemned anyone, even those of who were of good and light. He would get to a point where Zeromus cared less for upholding the standards of the law and more about condemning and thus became overtaken with hate, and given the title of "The Condemner", he fell from his grace and was sealed away for his treachery and treason by the gods. When she concluded, Wesley became more and more intrigued in the story of this esper. Somehow, he felt this esper was him, but yet again, it wasn't. He truly became intrigued with this.

Wesley would speak as Nadeline would finish. "Truly, this is a bittersweet pill we are swollowing. We walked away with our lives, but we yet again lost another esper at the hands of our enemies." WEsley said, speaking his mind about this matter. "We must capture more before we lose in the game of power."

Savayna looked towards their direction. "And how do you suppose we do that genius? Last time I checked, we are on the run basically from the two biggest empires in Ivalice. We almost lost the knucklehead just yesterday." Savayna said as she had a sour taste in her mouth. The fact that Jaakuna was actually almost gone from them yesterday.

Wesley listened to Savayna and she was right. "Then, I guess we'll have to translate these texts more then." He said chuckling a bit.

"Smart ass." She spoke quietly and under her breath.
As Jaakuna was reassuring Emiri that he was glad that she stayed and had not gone down to breakfast when he had originally offered, she would just smile at him and would further go to speak about how the Dusk Shard and how she would not want anyone to get lured in by the shard's mist. She would go on to say how Aloa told her that if she didn't convince him out of the dream that he was in, he would have been trapped. Jaakuna didn't even know Aloa had any part to play in it, but then again, when he thoguht about it some more, Jaakuna did think that it was weird Emiri was able to get into his head like she did. He knew the Viera were in tune with the mist and nature, but he was pleasently surprised that Aloa would agree to help. "Never pegged Aloa for the helping time. Bunny bitch surprises me more and more." Jaakuna laughed a bit. When Emiri would speak more about the shard and how it was too dangerous to exist, Jaakuna agreed, but when she said it was just as equally as dangerous to destroy it, he nodded his head at that. When she would bring up the Gran Kitlas and going to Mount Bur-Omisace, Jaakuna placed his thumb between his lips and bit on it slightly. "Hmmm, yeah perhaps knowing how to use it might just do us some good." Jaakuna said as thought about that idea.

As he would continue to listen to Emiri, Jaakuna would hear Emiri somewhat plead to him that she didn't want him to do anything like he did yesterday ever again. Jaakuna could hear the worry in her voice and within her eyes as she would ask him to not do it again. Jaakuna knew it was a stupid thing to do and now looking back, he remembers the danger he put himself in. He remembered when he was overflowed with the mist of the Dawn Shard. He remembered being so powerful and so enlightened with nature. After that, however, he remembered nothing. He does remember the dream, but in-between all of that, he doesn't. Now, as he would look to Emiri, he smiled gently. "You don't have to worry about me doing that ever again. I now know how stupid it was for me to do that. I worried my friends, and most importantly, I worried the woman that I love." He said. "I will never do such a reckless thing ever again, that I promise." Jaakuna said as he took Emiri's hand with his and placed it on his heart and he would do the same with his free hand on hers. "You feel that right? That is me promising you — giving you my word — with all of my heart." He said looking at her.
Back on the elevator, Nadeline had pressed the button to go down as the three of them were in it. Wesley had already put Savayna down and she was even more pissed off than she always is. The look in her eyes were full of anger and when she was about to curse the both of them off, Nadeline would remind her to behave like the lady she is. This did not help her anger towards either of them. It was so bad now that Savayna was getting ready to tear them a new one verbally, but that's when the elevator arrived at their destination. Savayna stayed as Wesley and Nadeline walked out.

The doors to the elevator was about to close and WEsley looked back. "You coming?" He asked. Savayna huffed and puffed, but she was coming. She sure was in some mood.
They left Jaakuna and Emiri to be alone. After the embarrassing moment that they probably put them in, Wesley and the two girls would just let them be. It was obvious they wanted alone time, and Wesley was going to make sure they had gotten that. As the doors were closed, Nadeline, trying as much as she could, evaded the subject of talking about it and she simply stated that she has more texts to translate for the espers. Wesley thought that was a wonderful idea. "I shall assist you to do that." He said. As he would start to follow her, Savayna was just staring at the door of Jaakuna's room. She started to walk to it but, Wesley prevented her from doing so.

"Come on, you're coming too." Wesley said.

Savayna looked at him, like before, as if he was stupid. "I'm not going anywhere." She exclaimed.

Wesley had no choice. He picked her up by the waist and as she would kick and claw at him. She would yell and curse and do just about anything she possibly could as he would carry her when he would follow Nadeline.

Meanwhile, back in Jaakuna's room and on his bed, he and Emiri are just sitting there most likely thinking about what just happened. When Jaakuna was just thinking about what had just happened, he heard Emiri laugh. Why is she laughing? That was his initial thought. He didn't even know why she was laughing, but then when she spoke, it made sense. She was laughing at just how they probably should have went down to breakfast when they had the chance.As she said that, she turned her gaze to Jaakuna and he did the same. He couldn't help but chuckle at it too. Jaakuna would let the laughter expire before he spoke. "No, I don't." He said as he took Emiri's hands and looked into her eyes. "Despite what just happened, I'm happy you stayed up here with me." He said smiling at her,"what we did, what we shared, it's everything I imagined and then some." He said just looking into her eyes, still holding her hands, but this time he raised them up as he had both of them in both of his.
Jaakuna couldn't believe, Wesley couldn't believe it, Emiri no doubt couldn't believe it, and it would seem that Nadeline couldn't believe it. The bluntness that Savayna had was met with just disbelief and everybody in the room just gasped and looked at her. Savayna would look at everyone in this order: Wesley, Nadeline, Jaakuna, and Emiri. That would involve her turning around in a full circle and the awkward gazes. However, Savayna didn't really care. No one else was going to ask the question, so she had to.

Just as Jaakuna was about to go off again,Wesley did something that would save Jaakuna more words and less strain to his voice. "Okay, we're leaving." Wesley said.

Savayna looked at him like he was stupid. "Are you fucking stupid? This is the best thing to happen to me all morning." She stated.

Wesley gave the former general a stern look. "We're leaving. Now." He said with a firm stance. "You too, Nadeline." He said turning to her.

Wesley would get the two ladies out, guiding them forcefully with his two arms — his right guiding Nadeline out and the left for Savayna. — Once they were all out, Wesley closed the doors(there were two of them). Wesley breathed in deeply and then exhaled out. This was a stressful situation and he knew that letting Emiri and Jaakuna at least adjust to it would do everybody some good.
Sitting there quietly, Jaakuna didn't know what to say. He almost outed what he and Emiri were doing and now as he would gaze over to Emiri slightly, he saw that she too had embarrassment across her face. Jaakuna never was like this before — this venerable, and he just didn't know how to handle it. — Jaakuna was just trying his best not to go off on his friends again, but he still wanted to give them more pieces of his mind. However, before he would get a chance to do as such, Nadeline would go on to say that they couldn't find Emiri and even worse, she wasn't in her room. Jaakuna had then looked up at Nadeline with a dumb look on his face. He knew it. They were down and awake when Jaakuna had suggested it to Emiri that they should go down, but the moment of what they were having and the emotions of their feelings took over and they didn't go down.

Jaakuna looked like he felt so sorry. "Oh, uh, sorry..?" Jaakuna's voice trailed on like it was a half-statement, half-question. He didn't know whether he wanted to ask that if he was sorry or simply state it.

Wesley looked to Jaakuna and by result, to Emiri, but he would turn away. Wesley felt uncomfortable in the current situation. The raised voice of Jaakuna didn't help much either Did they really come at a bad time? Wesley didn't know whether to stay silent or just say something. "My apologies for barging in on you two." That's all Wesley could say.

Savayna, being the who had initially kicked the door open, she was the one who was the most silent one. She didn't know why that was, either. There was just something about this all that made her not say anything. She wanted to, but the words wouldn't come out. That was until she just decided to blurt out something and she knew that she was going to regret them. "So, were you two fucking or what?"
Everything was leading up to this moment. Emiri was on top of Jaakuna, he looked at her as her hands came away from his chest and she would go to removing the scrunchie that tied her hair and all it flowed angelically down her shoulders and back. The way her hair naturally flowed over her frame, Jaakuna was mesmerized by her beauty. A part of him wished she would have her hair like this all of the time. She looked so angelic like that. When she would remove the ribbon and her hair released as a result, she would take the ribbon that held her dress up in fitted position and remove it. The dress would remove itself via the natural aspect of gravity. Jaakuna's heart was racing at this point. It was a good kind. This is the moment they've both been waiting for..

Aannnnd it's gone.

Two things were the cause of the moment going away. The first was the door to Jaakuna's room flying way open with such severity of force. The second, and this something Jaakuna knew all too well, was the yelling of Savayna. When the surprise made Emiri immediately pop off, Jaakuna instantly popped off not noticing that there was a sudden rise of activity down south. Jaakuna was beat red, just as Emiri was. However, unlike Emiri, he was more angry as fuck rather than surprised like Emiri. Though, she would express some anger at Savayna and the two peepers looking through the door. Jaakuna saw them. "I CAN SEE YOU TWO!" He yelled out, anger clearly expressed across his face.

By the time that the two had came in, Jaakuna would turn his gaze to Emiri for a brief moment, and well, he saw her wonderful breasts. Shaped to perfection. Those assholes, they ruined what would have been the perfect moment.I'LL KILL THEM! JAakuna was livid and he would only continue to curse them out in his mind. As he would do that, however, Nadeline would go on to say how dare Emiri, as she put it, frolic around in such a way that she was doing. Jaakuna lost it. "YOU STUPID, IDIOTIC, MOTHERFUCKING, INTERRUPTING DUMBASSES!" Jaakuna had begun his cursing train and it would not end there. "First off, if you guys had any awareness at all, you would have simply asked Iris about our whereabouts. But, noooooo, you took upon yourself to enter my private chambers and god-forbid you should knock. I swear, what possible reason could you have for barging in to my room while Emiri and I.." And there it was. He heard himself. Jaakuna stopped as, for the first time in a long while, Jaakuna was embarrassed. He simply sat there silent.
The door of the elevator closed and NAdeline would make a comment about how the idea of having the button that led up to Jaakuna's room was a good idea to have it as it was if one was intoxicated. Wesley laughed at this and nodded. As he would press the button, the elevator started to move upward and after about fifteen seconds, it would stop, and the doors would open. This meant that they had arrived on the floor to Jaakuna's room. As the three of them walked out, Wesley couldn't help it but be amazed at how fancy Jaakuna's set up was for his room.

"Quite the setup he has here." Wesley said, admiring Jaakuna's set up.

When they arrived at Jaakuna's room door, the nervousness was pretty high among Wesley and Nadeline. She would tell Wesley that he should be the one to open it. Instantly, Wesley turned to Nadeline, face full of surrpise. Now she brings the lady card up He thought just looking at her with surprise. "I think not. I need not to see what 'business' he is doing, either." Wesley said as politely as he could.

Both Wesley and Nadeline would go back and forth on arguing of who should open the door. While they were doing that, Savayna took it upon herself to kick the door wide open with the full force of her right leg. "SURPRISE JACKASS!" She yelled as the door was flown right open..
And so they were off, to Jaakuna's room to venture off for the truth. The Mystery Gang would go from the kitchen, well that was before until Wesley would put away the food. That took about five minutes and though he didn't see their eyes, Wesley could feel the impatient eyes beating down upon him from both ladies. He could hear the tapping of feet. This really didn't make it any better for Wesley, but he would hurry as quick as he could to get all the food put away. When he finally did, The Mystery Gang would enter the Elevator just down the hall and as they would enter it, Wesley would press the button that read 'My Room." Wesley couldn't help but chuckle at that. "It seems Jaakuna surely knows which button leads to his room." Wesley admitted in a slight chuckle. As the door closed, the elevator would go up to Jaakuna's room.
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