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7 days ago
Current idk who is in the right but GRAB THE DICK AND TWIST IT!
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1 mo ago
A decade ago when we made that meme "get kid", this isn't exactly what we meant...
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Do you think the reason Jesus Christ doesn't rise again is because we keep putting up crosses and he gets flashbacks on how that went last time?
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7 mos ago
Happy almost crisis!
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9 mos ago
it's not just a rock IT'S A BOULDER!...or whatever Spongebob said
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The response that Lorenzo and his team did was…well it was normal, that’s for damn sure. Like seriously, it had some type of magic induced into it. Nadeline was right in saying what she did. Wesley and his team were under the impression that this would be a non-magic game. As it turned out, however, it would not be. Wesley, Jaakuna, anad Savayna were fine with that. They would just have to step their game up a notch, which is something they have no problem doing.

“Time out!” Wesley said as he formed a T with his arms. He would then gather his team in a huddle. “Okay, so it seems that we’re going to have to take a different approach.” Wesley said almost sighing. “Jaakuna, Savayna — I give you two free reign to use any means necessary.” Wesley said. The two of them would give Wesley a nod. “Nadeline, I need you on support duty. Gonna need some of that handy-dandy green magic..” Wesley would say to Nadeline as the group would break off.

As they all took their positions, Wesley had the ball in hand. He concentrated magic into it and it started to glow an ethereal white. Wesley would then command magick once more and project himself fifty feet into the air. He would toss the ball up into the air and downward spike it to the ground below. It was on like Donkey Kong.
When he sent the ball up into the air and over the net, Wesley landed on one foot, and swerved his body to face the net. As he would, however, the ball would be bounced back by the combined efforts of Karolina, Gran, and Emiri. It would come over and be sent back over, but this time it was heading to Savayna’s area. She would place her arms together, and bounce the ball off of her forearms. However, it would be sent backwards and not forward. However, as it was in the air, in came Nadeline as she jumped off of Wesley’s back(much to his surprise, mind you), and she would kick the ball like it was a football or something. It would go high up and fast over the net. Nadeline would land in front of Wesley and he had a very surprised look on his face. He gave her that ‘where did that come from?’ look.
Great posts, Green and Traitor. :D
And with that, they were off to the courts. Though, Wesley did smirk at what tagline that Lorenzo gave this match. In any case, Wesley and his team would huddle up as if they were doing football or something like that. “Okay, so here’s the plan.” Wesley began to speak. “I don’t know how good Lorenzo is, but it’s a safe assumption that his energetic nature is probably going to be a key factor in this, so Jaakuna you got him. You good with that?” Jaakuna nodded, “Okay, now for Grant, Savayna you seem to want him, is that correct?” Savayna looked at him like he was stupid. “Okay, I’ll take that as a yes.” He said chuckling. “As for you Nadeline…Watch Karolina.” Wesley didn’t want to hurt her feelings, but he didn’t know if she truly was good at this sport.

“Okay, team--” Wesley was once again cut off. “LET’S DO IT!” Jaakuna shouted fistpumping the air and they each took their positions. Wesley was in the center, Nadeline was in the back, Jaakuna and Savayna respectively were on the right and left. “SERVE!” Wesley said as he would jump into the air, throw the ball upwards, and backflipkick it over the net.
When Lorenzo went on about how while the bond of friendship is indeed strong, the bond between brothers was stronger. Jaakuna laughed a bit at that, mainly cause his own brothers couldn’t care less about him. Then again, Jaakuna really didn’t know how Roman felt about him. Whatever, he had to just focus on having fun. Wesley looked to Jaakuna and then to Lorenzo and then to Grant who was the least excited about all of this. He nervously laughed at Grant for that.

As Wesley would just try to gat himself to a place that didn’t include laughter, he spoke. “Okay, next up.” Wesley eyed Savayna and Emiri. “Savyana, come to us--” Wesley was interrupted. “WE HAVE DICKS AND VAGINAS!”Jaakuna blurted out. He didn’t know what came over him. “Dumbass!” Wesley said as he socked Jaakuna in the head. “But yes, please hurry.” Wesley said.

Savayna just huffed, but she walked over. She then looked to Grant. “You better watch out, Pussy-Pervert-Grant. I’m comin’ for you.” She eyed him, taking her middle and index finger and pointed them to her eyes then to his, then back to hers, and then back to his, and once more to hers.
When Wesley made his choice, Lorenzo would follow his lead actually and also choose his love, Karolina. It would also lead to them going back and forth in how they will show the young ones the power of their love. WEsley smirked. "If you say old man.' Wesley chuckled. Though, now he turned his attention to the group and now he had to pick wisely. He definitely had to make sure his next choice would be good. "Hmm, who to pick next?" He eyed Grant and Jaakuna. On one hand, Grant has proved to Wesley that he can be serious and focused. However, on the other hand, Jaakuna is very energetic. "Oh why not?" Wesley said shrugging. "Jaakuna, get your skinny ass over here." Wesley said, choosing Jaakuna.

"WOOHOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!" Jaakuna yelled at the top of his lungs. He was so loud that no doubt it would hurt the ears of Savayna, Grant, and Emiri.

"OH SHUT UP! YOU'RE SO LOUD, GEEZ!" Savayna roared out.

"You jealous?" Jaakuna teasingly said. Savayna said nothing.

Jaakuna joined WEsley and Nadeline and proceeded to high-five them both. 'We're totally going to kick the old-geezer's asses!!" JAakuna was so pumped.
As Nadeline, WEsley, Jaakuna, and Emiri all went to sit on the blanket, Savayna would come in and make things a lot more lively.It was both histarical and quite sad when Savayna's body tripped over the blanket and landed itself right on Grant and her breasts pretty much suffocating him. However, what would make the entire situation just making everyone laugh their fucking asses off was Grant's attempt to get her off of him(and to get breathing room) was when he took both of his hands and gripped both of Savayna's titties. At this point, even Wesley was laughing so hard that he joined Jaakuna in rolling around the blanket.

Once Grant was able to at least get Savayna off of him, everyone now started poking the fun at him. Well, at least that's what Jaakuna started to do. It was much to Grant's displeasure, however. It would be a few minutes later that Lorenzo would bring up his idea of an activity for the lot of them to do. His suggestion was Beach Vollyball. Jaakuna was so in. Lorenzo would then turn to Wesley and name the two of them as team captains and he would even let Wesley take the first pick. Wesley smiled.

Looking among of who he could pick, Wesley spoke. "Hmm, my first pick is only cause I've seen the fiery spirit of her and plus, someone here would kill me if I didn't pick this person." Wesley said, "So, c'mon down, Nadeline." He said, motioning her to his side. "Your turn, Lorenzo!"
Thank youu~

As for what sections could be added, not sure if anyone else would be good with it, but I think it would be cool to have a voice cast of sorts. Ya know, just for the fun of it and also so we can put voices to characters. *hides in fear if idea is bad*
The plan was pretty much set in motion, all there was left was to get everyone to the beach. It wouldn’t be long. Actually, only about an hour at the most was how long it took to get to the beach. Of course, Lady Karolina had to get admitted out of the hospital, but everything after that was smooth sailing. Once they got to the beach, the first thing they all would notice was the way the sunlight from above was reflected off of the clarity of the water. Lorenzo wasn’t lying when he said that the waters of Stigma are much more clearer than those of the Phon Coast. It was actually a surprise when Jaakuna was informed that they were doing this, but he was all for it one-hundred percent.

When they got used to the sunlight, everyone would change into their respective swimsuits. Savayna had herself a nice pretty whitish-blue two-piece, while the boys would just go easy wear. Jaakuna would just wear a pair of white and red shorts. His hair was out, and he wore no top, so everybody would see all of his tattoos. Wesley had a very bold purple pair of swim trunks with a black string.

When the boys were already out, the ladies would thusly follow and when Wesley and Jaakuna looked at their ladies, they said, eyes wisdened and jaws dropped. Daaaayyum! Thankfully, their jaws went up so that they could go to their respective lady.

Jaakuna would go to Emiri as she looked simply marvelous in her bathing suit. He would wrap his arm around her as they would go join Grant, Lorenzo, and Karolina under the big umbrella. Wesley would also do the same with Nadeline, though they merely would hold hands. Savayna felt left out. She didn’t have a man. “Time to have some fun.” She smirked devilishly.

As they were all under the umbrella, Savayna would make her way over, and on purpose of course, she would trip herself, "Oop!" She said as her body would fall right on Grant, tits fully wedged into his face.Jaakuna looked over and just laughed loud. Wesley let out a chuckle.
“I don’t care if you have to smuggle funds around, just get me that contract. Goodbye!” Said Frankie.

Inside his own private building, only for him and employees that he saw fit to work under him, Frankie sits at his desk just waiting for the day to end. Well, he’s also waiting impatiently for a certain contract to go through so he can rest easy. Earlier in the day, he was heavily on the phone making calls to investors, politicians, and big-time businessmen and women. He was trying to secure a big contract from all of them cause they are all apart of this secret firm that would be very beneficial to Frankie as both an information gatherer and seller. Actually, it’s more like he wants to have this information so that he can use it when it will suit him.

Standing up from his mahogany desk, Frankie turns to the window and looks out. His office is on the highest floor of the building and out from the window, he can see all the people walking, going about their own business, he can see the Manhattan Bridge. Based on the amount of light and the colors of the sky, it’s around midday right now and Frankie just smiled at how much of a beautiful day it was. He sat back down at his desk and turned on his computer. As the monitor turned on, Frankie saw some numbers appear upon it. He tried to figure out what was going on, so he entered in some button combos in high hopes that it would fix whatever was happening. However, as he found out, that would not happen. The numbers began to arrange themselves, slowly forming a pair of sentences.

“Come to Central Park at nine tonight. Come alone.”

When Frankie read that message, he first thought it was some hoax or some kind of joke some hacker out there was playing on him, so he didn’t believe it at first. Though, when he would think about it just a little bit more, Frankie would consider seeing what this was about. Even with all of his information gathered inside of his mind, Frankie still didn’t have any answers about who exactly sent him this message or who hacked it into his computer. So, it was settled. He would take the day off and see what this was about.

When Seven O’Clock PM rolled around, Frankie would bid everyone a goodbye as they too were heading off. When everyone headed home, Frankie would also do that for a brief moment only to change into something less work-like and more semi-casual. He would end up changing into an outfit that consisted of blue jeans, black shoes, a brown jacket, brown leather belt(holding up said jeans), navy blue dress shirtand a medium brown jacket.

When he departed from his house, Frankie would make an assortment of turns on several streets until he arrived at Central Park. It was coming close to 8:30pm, and Frankie just would play the waiting game, as it would seem. So, he would take a seat next to another man on the bench. He would pull out his phone and just seem like some normal man using his phone while in the park.
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