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Current idk who is in the right but GRAB THE DICK AND TWIST IT!
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A decade ago when we made that meme "get kid", this isn't exactly what we meant...
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Do you think the reason Jesus Christ doesn't rise again is because we keep putting up crosses and he gets flashbacks on how that went last time?
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Happy almost crisis!
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it's not just a rock IT'S A BOULDER!...or whatever Spongebob said
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Honestly, just go for it bro. If you can meet the three paragraph minimum or whatever the GM sets forth, then I'm sure you'll have no problem adjusting to it.
“Well this is interesting.” Wesley said.

The Outsiders would watch as the response to their simple serve was met with a rather elegant one. Karolina had appeared up top of Lorenzo to which she had the ball in hand and she used a very similar style of magick that Nadeline had used. Wesley only put it together as Karolina was her mother, so it’s only natural that she had the same type of magick or at least similar to Nadelines. Anyways, the ball was now surrounded in the spell of Holy and it was shot forth to The Outsider’s side of the court.

As they readied, Nadeline would try to get it in their control, but she was pushed back. Then, as the ball itself would rebound off of Nadeline, Wesley would try and while he was able to get it slightly in his control, the force was almost too much and he barely got it to Jaakuna, who then used his magick to slightly alter the friction. Sad to say, that was not successful, and now it came to Savayna and after witnessing her teammates fail, she decided to up her game a notch. On accident, she gathered too much of her Ice Magick and an ice blade formed around her hand to which she meant to be a hammer of sorts. As she would go for it, the sword hand sliced the ball in half.

Silence took the court for a brief moment.

The cheers were coming from the side of The Rozarrian and The Outsiders all looked to Savayna with evil glares. She looked back at them, now in fear. “Look…guys…we can talk this out right?” She asked backing away slowly and thus began a group thrashing. The group would let out their frustration out on Savayna and they would let her know it. One pulled her hair, one tickled her, and one, by accident, accidently plopped her top off. Redness was appearing on Savayna. She then proceeded to run around the shores, only to, yet again, tackle upon Grant, tits on face yet again. Meanwhile, Wesley had her top in his hands as he would somewhat wave it as a white flag of surrender.
When Wesley impressively served the ball, he didn’t expect it to hit Grant so hard in the face, but he wasn’t exactly angry. They did get the point, after all. Though, Wesley felt bad about Grant’s face. However, the two people that didn’t were Savayna and Jaakuna as they high-fived each other. “YEAH! TAKE THAT PUSSY PANTS!” Savayna shouted. Jaakuna cheered and woo-hooed as loud as he could. However, Lorenzo would announce that the next point would be the deciding point,

Everyone took their positions as Lorenzo served the ball and gave it some open-palm love and it went over the net. Jaakuna would respond by bouncing the ball off of his arms, sending it to Savayna, and she would do the same and Wesley would plop the ball upwards, and Nadeline would come with an overhead open-palm smack, and it went fast straight for Lorenzo.
When Wesley had launched the ball downward fifty feet up, and covering in an ethereal white glow, the ball would go down, and come to Emiri. The force of the ball would force her back on her back. Grant would help her up and then the ball would go to Lorenzo and he would shoot it up. A moment before that, Wesley landed on his feet light as a feather. Lorenzo would then spike the ball. Jaakuna and Savayna had this one. Savayna would ride up on Ice and plop the ball up, and by gliding up with his Fire Foot Thrusters, he plopped the ball more into the air and that’s when Wesley would use the same technique as he used before to kick the ball and kick and kick it in the air. Each kick would make the ball go harder and then Wesley would spin his body(he’s currently ten feet above the net), and forearm, overhead punch the ball downward, and aiming it straight to Grant.
The response that Lorenzo and his team did was…well it was normal, that’s for damn sure. Like seriously, it had some type of magic induced into it. Nadeline was right in saying what she did. Wesley and his team were under the impression that this would be a non-magic game. As it turned out, however, it would not be. Wesley, Jaakuna, anad Savayna were fine with that. They would just have to step their game up a notch, which is something they have no problem doing.

“Time out!” Wesley said as he formed a T with his arms. He would then gather his team in a huddle. “Okay, so it seems that we’re going to have to take a different approach.” Wesley said almost sighing. “Jaakuna, Savayna — I give you two free reign to use any means necessary.” Wesley said. The two of them would give Wesley a nod. “Nadeline, I need you on support duty. Gonna need some of that handy-dandy green magic..” Wesley would say to Nadeline as the group would break off.

As they all took their positions, Wesley had the ball in hand. He concentrated magic into it and it started to glow an ethereal white. Wesley would then command magick once more and project himself fifty feet into the air. He would toss the ball up into the air and downward spike it to the ground below. It was on like Donkey Kong.
When he sent the ball up into the air and over the net, Wesley landed on one foot, and swerved his body to face the net. As he would, however, the ball would be bounced back by the combined efforts of Karolina, Gran, and Emiri. It would come over and be sent back over, but this time it was heading to Savayna’s area. She would place her arms together, and bounce the ball off of her forearms. However, it would be sent backwards and not forward. However, as it was in the air, in came Nadeline as she jumped off of Wesley’s back(much to his surprise, mind you), and she would kick the ball like it was a football or something. It would go high up and fast over the net. Nadeline would land in front of Wesley and he had a very surprised look on his face. He gave her that ‘where did that come from?’ look.
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And with that, they were off to the courts. Though, Wesley did smirk at what tagline that Lorenzo gave this match. In any case, Wesley and his team would huddle up as if they were doing football or something like that. “Okay, so here’s the plan.” Wesley began to speak. “I don’t know how good Lorenzo is, but it’s a safe assumption that his energetic nature is probably going to be a key factor in this, so Jaakuna you got him. You good with that?” Jaakuna nodded, “Okay, now for Grant, Savayna you seem to want him, is that correct?” Savayna looked at him like he was stupid. “Okay, I’ll take that as a yes.” He said chuckling. “As for you Nadeline…Watch Karolina.” Wesley didn’t want to hurt her feelings, but he didn’t know if she truly was good at this sport.

“Okay, team--” Wesley was once again cut off. “LET’S DO IT!” Jaakuna shouted fistpumping the air and they each took their positions. Wesley was in the center, Nadeline was in the back, Jaakuna and Savayna respectively were on the right and left. “SERVE!” Wesley said as he would jump into the air, throw the ball upwards, and backflipkick it over the net.
When Lorenzo went on about how while the bond of friendship is indeed strong, the bond between brothers was stronger. Jaakuna laughed a bit at that, mainly cause his own brothers couldn’t care less about him. Then again, Jaakuna really didn’t know how Roman felt about him. Whatever, he had to just focus on having fun. Wesley looked to Jaakuna and then to Lorenzo and then to Grant who was the least excited about all of this. He nervously laughed at Grant for that.

As Wesley would just try to gat himself to a place that didn’t include laughter, he spoke. “Okay, next up.” Wesley eyed Savayna and Emiri. “Savyana, come to us--” Wesley was interrupted. “WE HAVE DICKS AND VAGINAS!”Jaakuna blurted out. He didn’t know what came over him. “Dumbass!” Wesley said as he socked Jaakuna in the head. “But yes, please hurry.” Wesley said.

Savayna just huffed, but she walked over. She then looked to Grant. “You better watch out, Pussy-Pervert-Grant. I’m comin’ for you.” She eyed him, taking her middle and index finger and pointed them to her eyes then to his, then back to hers, and then back to his, and once more to hers.
When Wesley made his choice, Lorenzo would follow his lead actually and also choose his love, Karolina. It would also lead to them going back and forth in how they will show the young ones the power of their love. WEsley smirked. "If you say old man.' Wesley chuckled. Though, now he turned his attention to the group and now he had to pick wisely. He definitely had to make sure his next choice would be good. "Hmm, who to pick next?" He eyed Grant and Jaakuna. On one hand, Grant has proved to Wesley that he can be serious and focused. However, on the other hand, Jaakuna is very energetic. "Oh why not?" Wesley said shrugging. "Jaakuna, get your skinny ass over here." Wesley said, choosing Jaakuna.

"WOOHOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!" Jaakuna yelled at the top of his lungs. He was so loud that no doubt it would hurt the ears of Savayna, Grant, and Emiri.

"OH SHUT UP! YOU'RE SO LOUD, GEEZ!" Savayna roared out.

"You jealous?" Jaakuna teasingly said. Savayna said nothing.

Jaakuna joined WEsley and Nadeline and proceeded to high-five them both. 'We're totally going to kick the old-geezer's asses!!" JAakuna was so pumped.
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