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Current idk who is in the right but GRAB THE DICK AND TWIST IT!
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A decade ago when we made that meme "get kid", this isn't exactly what we meant...
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Do you think the reason Jesus Christ doesn't rise again is because we keep putting up crosses and he gets flashbacks on how that went last time?
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Happy almost crisis!
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it's not just a rock IT'S A BOULDER!...or whatever Spongebob said
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^I don't think Gnar is accepting anymore submissions. I could be wrong, though.
Savayna smiled when Nadeline had asked her. She would just walk on when Nadeline finished up the shopping "Well, when we left you two last night, we walked. It was pretty awkward and silent for about five minutes and then I just asked him about it all. First, I apologized about pretty much everything and for calling him all of those ridiculous nicknames. Of course, he accepted and he would express how he wanted to speak in private away from you two. Then, I asked him about how he felt about my admission to him. He told me he was flattered, can you believe it?" She said smiling as she recalled the conversation. "Though, he did admit that he thought of all people, I would hate him. And you know what I told him? I said I did, at first anyways. It was the fucking beach and when he caught me in his arms. Curse him and his manly build." She found herself laughing, but in a good way. "Then I told him that even though I liked him a lot, it was stupid cause he was a prince and I was just a stupid whore, but then something quite wonderful happened." She said looking to the clear, blue skies, birds flying as she gazed upon it.

"He told me that if there wasn't anything tying us down — not statuses, titles — not a single thing, would I still think it was stupid and silly. Of course you can imagine my surprise when he spoke those words to me. I answered with the simple answer of yes, but then I stated that it wasn't here nor there. And I started to walk away from it, but of course, he wouldn't let me. He actually said that he wanted to try; or at least have a chance to try. He took my hand by this point. I was happy, thrilled, and utterly terrified; but it was mostly happy. For the first time since Jaakuna, someone actually wanted me. And he said the most wonderful thing ever." She said smiling, even a slight giggle came out. "He told me he liked me too. After all the shit I did to him and vise-versa, he likes me." Savayna just realized that she sounded just like Emiri and Nadeline. "So, that's the entire bit." She said letting out a sigh of relief and also a laugh of relief as well.
When they left the shop, Jaakuna had his new swords attached to each of his hips and Wesley was had Nadeline's new weapon attached to his back. They would head back to the Ifrit, and Wesley would walk and just speak. "So, Grant, I do hope everything went okay last night for you and Savayna?" He asked. Jaakuna would hear and instantly raised an eyebrow. "Oh boy, what has she done now? I tell ya, that woman is a handful." Jaakuna said nodding as he agreed with himself.
As the three ladies went on their way, Nadeline would suggest stocking up on Remedies. Savayna agreed with that. One could never have too many remedies and especially if they're going to be gone from big cities for such a long time. They would continue more and Emiri would say that she had something important to do. Savayna didn't know what she had to do, but Emiri promised that she would be back before everyone was finished. Savayna would just shrug and give a slight wave as Emiri departed.

Savayna and Nadeline were on their own and actually this is what Savayna had wished in the beginning. She knew that the princess was probably curious about what happened between herself and Grant. So she would sigh and speak. "Okay, go ahead and ask. I know you're just dying to know how things went with Grant and I." She said sighing. "So, just ask on already."
The three guys were currently in the Items and WEapons shop, and Grant would go on to say that he's paying. Or at the very least, he would make sure to cover it. Jaakuna looked to Wesley and he did the same to Jaakuna and they then looked to Grant with rather wide grins. It was like Jaakuna for him to do that, but it was a rare sight when Wesley did it. They didn't wait for Grant to respond to whatever weirdness overtook them and they would scatter in the shop, looking around.

Wesley would first go to the section that had the swords and other such weapons. He knew that Nadeline had lost her rapier a while back, so WEsley thought it would be nice of him to get her a weapon of the same kind like her previous one, but of higher quality. He would look around and he saw many rapiers of different sizes, shapes, and colors. There were so many to choose from and Wesley didn't know which Nadeline would prefer. They had ones with colored blades, colored hilts, different handguard designs. There was just so many to decide between. When Wesley was about to give up on the search for the perfect one for Nadeline, he saw one showcased above them all. This rapier was laced with beautiful silver and blue hues all over and a certain gold tint that just made it perfect for her. It was just so elegant and as he would take it out of the case, Wesley knew it was of the highest caliber. "This is perfect for her." WEsley said as he would take it and wait for the other two to finish.

Jaakuna surely had a lot of weapons in his armory, but he can always use more. He went from the swords to the spears and even he found himself looking at the bombs and measures. Sure, there were some that really were awesome looking. There was even a Gunblade of legend, but Jaakuna wouldn't go for those — not yet. He really didn't know why, but Jaakuna found himself attracted to the dagger section section, but more specifically these two long daggers/short swords that just had a certain appeal to Jaakuna. Both had a black core, but integrated into the blades was a certain and specific design, but one had maroon on bold red and the other had maroon on grey. Jaakuna lifted both up them up. He wanted to test how they worked in his hands and they were perfect. There was just something about these two short swords that spoke to Jaakuna. "Yup, this is so me." Jaakuna said nodding in approval.

Wesley and Jaakuna would soon make their way back to Grant. They both looked at him as they each had their own weapon. Jaakuna looked to Wesley. "I didn't peg you as a Raper type of guy, Wesley." He said.

"This isn't for me. It's for Nadeline. She lost her old one back when we were arrested by your grandfather and I just thought she could use a new one." Wesley said embarrassed slightly.

JAakuna looked at the Rapier. "And it helps that it costs almost a million in gil." Jaakuna smirked.

Wesley puffed up a smile. "And what about you? Those two swords easy come to about a half of a mil." Wesley laughed.

Jaakuna puffed. "Oh hush, will you." He said. Wesley laughed again.
So, not long after the groups would split up, the ladies would head off first as Emiri and Nadeline would already head to the Beaming Station. In a matter of five minutes, Savayna would join the two girls as she would have on a very casual outfit, which included a pair of dim green cargo pants held up by a simple black bet. She had red shoes on that had white laces and soles. She also had a dark salmon tank top that came to a stop just inches above her belly button. She would then motion the ladies to follow her and in half of a minute, they would be beamed down to the Stigma Aerodome. And thus they would be off to gather supplies.

Meanwhile, the guys were also getting ready to depart for the weapon shopping. Or at the very least, getting some other things that they might need. Jaakuna and Wesley would let Grant lead the way for this trip. He knows the ins and outs of Stigma and with the raised awareness of the looming threat from Reia, perhaps it would be smarter for them to let someone who knows the layouts such as Grant. Before they would leave, however, Wesley went to his room and just put on the clothes he had from the day before. It was what he always wore. "Okay, let's get moving." Jaakuna suggested, and Wesley nodded in agreement.
Truly, never judge a book by its cover. xD

Also, are we just going to do the posting order that we did our intro posts in?
Everyone would eat in silence. The information that they all just got was a lot to take in and now they would just try to get their strength and fuel to full capacity. It wouldn't be long until they each finished, though Grant was the first one to complete his food. He would go on to ask that if they needed to get anything. All Jaakuna really needed was to go by his armory and go get reequip himself of his weapon. Though, he had to admit that he had grown quite fond of the Gungnir. As he would shake his head that he didn't think he needed anything, Wesley would think about that as well. He was very content with his Yagyu Darkblade and Demon Shield. So, he like Jaakuna, would shake his head as well. Savayna knew that they had to stock up on supplies, especially if they're going to be away from any major city for a good while.

Wiping off her mouth with a napkin, Savayna would speak. "I think we should stock up on supplies."She said. "The ladies will do that since you boys probably don't know what's what. Plus, you know, girl time." She said rather shockingly, but nothing real shocking about it. Savayna was a girl, after all.

Wesley would chuckle at what Savayna said. "Very well then. I do believe that answers your question, Grant." He said wiping his mouth off with his napkin. " Then, I guess us guys will do some weapon shopping just in case Jaakuna doesn't have anything that strikes our fancy." Wesley said placing his hand upon his mouth and head resting on his palm. "So, we'll meet back here in an hours time?" Wesley asked.

Jaakuna shugged. "That sounds fine to me."
Savayna shrugged as well. "Yeah that works for me."
Wesley nodded. "Then it's settled. In one hour, we depart for Giruvegan."
When Grant suggested that they lay low and avoid any of the major cities, Jaakuna would agree with them, though Wesley couldn't help but think that his home of Dalmasca would be safe. Perhaps he was just too stubborn at the moment to accept that his home was no longer a safe place for him to be at. Wesley wouldn't say anything just cause he didn't know what to say. That's around the time that Emiri pulled out the strange dagger. Wesley sure didn't recognize the design of it. Jaakuna remembered the dagger and even having all the time to think about it he didn't recognize the design of it. Savayna really had no idea either.

When they all contemplated the next course of action, Nadeline would recite something that she most likely memorized from her tomb. It was about the Ancient Capital of Giruvegan. She would further go on to say that in Giruvegan, that's where they'll find the next esper. Nadeline would also say that cause of where they would have to go to access Giruvegan, flying to it would be suicide. She would also state that unless Jaakuna was absolutely sure that the Ifrit can make it, then the plan of action would be to go on foot.

Jaakuna thought about it. He knew that his ship was one of the best that Ivalice had in its entirety, and he had the most absolute confidence that the Ifrit could make it. "My baby has been through more rough patches than flying through a heavy mist field. Don't worry, she can make it through it." Jaakuna boasted loudlywith overwhelming confidence.

Wesley chuckled at Jaakuna's confidence. "With that matter out of the way, perhaps we should eat our food so that we can at least tackle this full strength?" Wesley suggested as he would start digging into his food. Savayna and Jaakuna followed his lead. Whatever the troubles that may or may not plague them today, they would tackle it after breakfast.
Everyone eventually sat down around the table, except for Grant who was picking up Nadeline's slack as he began to get the toast and eggs. Nadeline would pour the coffee for everyone. Just about when Grant was going to sit down, he would rethink and perhaps was just thinking what was missing. Of course, he would pull out bacon. Can't have eggs and toast without some glorious bacon. As he would plop the frying pan on one of the burners and he would put the uncooked bacon slices on it. The smell of that wonderful bacon would overtake the scent of the kitchen.

As Grant would cook the bacon, Emiri had wasted no time about telling the group about the two assassins trying to kill her and Jaakuna last night, Jaakuna would speak. "They weren't even that strong. I don't know how much money this Reia has to spend on assassins, but they were weak. I barely broke a sweat knocking their asses out." Jaakuna said slightly shrugged as he sipped his coffee. Jaakuna had put sugar in it previously and left it like that.

Wesley would think about this, but he would let a slight chuckle at how Jaakuna expressed how weak they were. "Truly, we are lucky that you were to dispose of them, Jaakuna." Mockingly, Wesley smiled at Jaakuna. Jaakuna groaned, but brushed it off. Seriously though, Wesley would think about this. "In any case, this has me extremely worried." Wesley would continue, "If she is that paranoid about losing her throne that she would attempt to assassinate Nadeline here in Stigma, who's to say that she won't try it when we depart?" Wesley truly was worried as each word he said, his voice was hinting with an obvious feeling of fear for Nadeline's life. It was so evident that Wesley would clench both of his hands into fists.
When Grant came in, breakfast was saved. Though Nadeline did try, she failed miserably. Savayna was at least thankful that Grant could get the eggs started. She would chuckle when he would ask that she tried to cook. Savayna would sit down at the table, and let her chuckling simmer down. "Yeah, she tried, and boy did she fail." She would say laughing more. WEsley shot her a 'that's enough' look. Savayna shrugged and let it go. Now, she turned her attention to Grant. "Glad to see you're not being lazy anymore." She laughed lightly.

As the sizzling of the eggs continued, Jaakuna and Emiri walked in, fully clothed. Jaakuna had a red, white, and light brown checkered jacket that had a fur-like hood. He wore a dim-grey shirt and medium-olive green pants. Also, black shoes were on his feet. A chain was connected to to his red and white belt from the front and almost in the back. Emiri had herself a rather frilly blouse. Savayna raised an eyebrow at it and also the fact that she had a skirt and some tights. "Well look at it who it is! "She announced. "The wonder couple graces us with their presence." Savayna mockingly said.

Jaakuna just shot Savayna a look and he would walk hand-in-hand with Emiri and they would sit at the table. "So, what's the word birds?" Jaakuna asked aloud and laughed a bit.
He just couldn't believe that woman. She always knew how to push his buttons and Jaakuna knew it, but he still let her do it and he didn't know why. Even now, as he sat at the edge of his bed, hitting himself for how stupid he was for letting her do such a thing, he just couldn't believe her. That's when Emiri joined him at the edge of his bed, giggling as she definitely found some humor in all of this. She took his hands and lightly kissed him upon his cheek. She then suggested that they get ready. Jaakuna let out a groan of annoyance as he would plop back to his bed. He laid there for a few seconds

Jaakuna took a few more seconds to lay down and then he would roll off his bed, landing on all fours and then getting up. Jaakuna would then go into his closet, looking at what he wanted to wear. He had more than his usual style of clothing. JAakuna would find some clothes to pop on. It would only take him about five or six minute to get it all on and as he was done, he looked to Emiri. "Well, I'm all ready." He stated.

Meanwhile, down stairs in the kitchen, Wesley was watching intently and cautiously at Nadeline as she would begin to cook. She would pretty much slam the pan onto the burner, as loud metal-on-metal sound would be heard. She would then take a single egg. She looked at it as if she were facing life or death. As she would crack it over the edge of the counter, the shell didn't crack. She would do it once more and the force that Wesley saw her apply to it was more than was needed. The egg cracked all over the counter and onto the floor. Before Wesley could say anything, Nadeline had slipped and fell on her backside. Wesley facepalmed himself and he would offer up a hand to help Nadeline up. "Need any help?" He asked slightly chuckling.

Savayna had made her way down to the kitchen, just in time to see NAdeline slip on her ass. Savayna proceeded to laugh as loud as she could, cause c'mon? Who wouldn't laugh at something like that? Savayna found it hilarious. Though, after a minute, her laughter became slight chuckles. She would just walk on by. "You should stick to coffee,sweat pea." She said still chuckling.
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