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Current idk who is in the right but GRAB THE DICK AND TWIST IT!
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A decade ago when we made that meme "get kid", this isn't exactly what we meant...
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Do you think the reason Jesus Christ doesn't rise again is because we keep putting up crosses and he gets flashbacks on how that went last time?
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Happy almost crisis!
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it's not just a rock IT'S A BOULDER!...or whatever Spongebob said
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As Dominick would explain the whole situation of the borders, Carlos listened intently. That’s when Nikolai would finally say his name and Carlos, among all the craziness at the moment, would acknowledge it. Then, he turned his attention back to Dominick who was in the process of stating that two months ago strange things happened that included disappearances from this world to the human world. When Niko would state that the same thing happened in their world, Carlos would sigh.

Trying to process all of this, Carlos would wave to the spoon waiter. She came over. “Can I help you darling?” She asked.
“Yes, I’ll have a shot of whiskey please.”
“Right away hun!”


And with that, she would go off to give him his shot of whiskey. In a minute, he would have it and he downed it. “Okay, that’s better.” He said shaking his head fast and turned his attention tot eh topic at hand. “If that’s true, how do we even get back?” Carlos asked himself and also would be open to the others to answer as well.


When Lenore got back from manhandling the deer, she went back to Audrey who was holding her cheek. She didn’t know why, but Lenore didn’t bother to ask. She just would listen to the redhead about she didn’t have to slap her and asking Lenore about what she found out.

Lenore sighed, placed her hands on her hip, and would just speak. “Well, I didn’t find out how we could get out of here, but I did find out that we’re in some magical realm. It would seem a bit polar to our own.” She said scratching her head. “You know, something about this fit’s a story I saw on the news.” She said, “don’t you remember? The story about people going missing since two months ago and no one found them. Like, their bodies were never found, but their belongings were left.” Lenore continued, “I don’t know if this is the place that they ended up at, but if so, then maybe there are more humans like us here.” She said, wondering if there were other humans around.
Vincent wasn’t surprised that Roman was surprised by him. Given what Vincent had done in the past, this truly was an odd thing for the current emperor to do and say. Though, Roman would then ask how he planned on getting their father back. Vincent smiled and spoke to his brother. “You let me worry about that, brother. You just play your part for the people and when the time comes, I will let you know when everything is in place.” He said closing his eyes. “Now, I do believe you have a meeting with our dear grandfather. Best not to keep him waiting.” He said.
After arriving back in Stigma, they were in the workshop and met by Karolina. She informed them that they must leave due to the fact that the Viera were already there and hat they demanded Grant, Harris, and Emiri for the safe return of Reia. Silently, Wesley cursed at everything. It just wasn’t right. There was nothing going their way and now even though they had to head to Archades, he just hated every bit of this. He just didn’t understand why any of this was happening? Well, that’s not true, he did and he hated it so much.

“Yeah, it seems we’re going to need to go there.” WEsley said, “but Archades is a long way from here. How will we get there in time? I know these bikes are fast, but will they get us to Archades in time?” Wesley asked.
It was time. They needed to get going. Jaakuna didn’t want to leave his good friends, but he had to. He would exchange hugs with Wendy, Lannit, and the seven kids. Savayna and Isaiah would do the same. As soon as they did that, the group would head off, getting to the stairs. They would peak over to see who was on top of the stairs and right as they did, they saw Judge Francis. Jaakuna cursed to himself. The luck train just wasn’t rolling for them. And that’s when Francis spotted them.

Francis calmly walked down the stairs and pulled Jaakuna and the others from the view of the guards. “JAckson, what are you doing here?” He said, “Isaiah, why are you with them?” He then looked to Savyayna. “Okay, what the actual fuck is going on!? “Francis had question after question.

“Francis, been a while.” Jaakuna said laughing.

“This isn’t a laughing manner. If you were caught by anyone else, they would have slain you or took you to your brother. “ He said.

Jaakuna looked down and then back up to Francis. “I’m here to revive my father.”

For the first time, Francis had nothing to say cause he was dumbfounded. “What are you talking about?” He asked in shock and disbelief. “Your father died by your hands.”
“Actually, it was my father that Jaakuna accidentally killed. Grandfather orchestrated the entire thing.”


Francis couldn’t believe what he was hearing, never mind the fact that Hamut did it, but how exactly did he do it? “You’re going to have to give me more details.” He said.

Jaakuna didn’t know how to say it but to say it. “Father’s soul was trapped in Giruvegan by Grandfather and after talking with him, he is not in me and I’m on my way to get it back to him.” When Jaakuna said that, a sharp pain took form in his left arm and this time it reached all the way to the left side of his neck.

“Okay, that makes no sense, but what else? “ He asked.

“Father’s body is in the Draklor Labs. I think Grandfather or Vincent had it stashed away there for safe keeping.” Jaakuna said.

When Jaakuna said that, Francis was just in mortal shock. To think that something of this magnitude was happening. For some reason, Francis believed them and even stranger, he would help them. “Okay, I’m coming with you. You’re going to need my help.”
“What about my grandfather?”
“Jackson, just shut up and follow me.”


When they let Francis lead on, he used his status as a Judge to bribe the guards and anyone who dared to stop them, that included the citizens, and other such people. He would lead them to the point of the Draklor Labs, to which he would open it up for them and the rest was up to them. “I hope you succeed, Jackson and the rest of you be careful. I don’t know what will happen, but I trust you four got this.” Francis said as he departed in the aircab.

The group entered the Draklor Labs, not knowing what was to happen.
Vincent was so amused that Roman actually thought he wanted to kill his own brother. No, he wasn't going to do that. The old Vincent might've slain his own brother right then and there, but Vincent was a slightly changed man. "Roman, my older brother, I am not going to kill you, maim you, or even hurt a single silver hair. I have other plans for you." Vincent said. "I'm going to let you take my spot as Emperor. I will gladly step down." He said. "I know the truth, you know. About how Grandfather stashed away father's soul into Giruvegan, but there's something you didn't know about it. Father was near to getting peace around Ivalice. If he was successful, not only would Archadia be totally different than it is now, but Father, along with Empress Reia and the now deceased King Jonathan Rufus Dalmasca, would have all been known as The Big Three." He revealed to Roman. "Grandfather wouldn't have any of that, cause if Father would have succeeded, the judges wouldn't be around, Archadia would be a democracy, and there wouldn't be any power games." He smiled and laughed slightly. "I plan on getting father back. " He simply said and he would stop so Roman can digest this all.
When everything had settled down and the kids stopped staring at them like they were strangers, Jaakuna finally would speak seriously. "So, the word around the town is that Roman is coming to town?" Jaakuna said. Lannit and Wendy looked down, both patting their kids. Lannit would look up. "Yeah, the rumor around town is that he's here to take Vincent's place and also Vincent knows, so it's looking to be your brother is going to die." Lannit said.

Jaakuna looked down, bit his thumb between his lips. "Yeah, I know; Isaiah told us." JAakuna said. "But I'm sure ROman can handle himself. Worse comes to worse, Hamut will protect him, even though his methods are shady at best."[b] Jaakuna said frowning slightly.

Lannit didn't like this one bit. [b]"So, if you're not here to stop Roman or Vincent from killing your brother, then what exactly are you here for?"
He asked raising an eyebrow.

JAakuna sighed and he looked to Isaiah, Emiri, and Savayna, just giving them a look that pretty much said that he was going to tell them. "Well, it' s like this." And so, Jaakuna told them everything that had happened with his father, about him being alive, about him being that new tattoo he has on his left arm — everything and he didn't leave out any detail. He even told them that they would be getting to the Draklor Labs by some way.

"Wow Jaakuna, you got yourself into some deep shi--"
"Darling, the children."
"Oh, sorry my dear."
"Dumbshit!"


Wendy and Lannit went back and forth, and they would kiss only to look at Jaakuna. "So, how are you going to get into the Draklor Labs? That place isn't exactly one you can just waltz all in on." He said.

Jaakuna laughed. "Don't you worry about us. We'll be just fine there."
"When do you need to be there?"
'We're going as soon as we can."
"Well shit, Jaakie! I guess all I can say is good luck."
He said starting to tear up. Jaakuna was doing the same, and they hugged in a comedic way. Savayna and Isaiah shook their heads.
As they got to the pathway, it would seem that they wouldn’t be able to get away so easily. A shadow became below them and tendrils emerged from it. Though things did look a bit rough, a Protectga spell was placed around the trio from Nadeline and the tendrils bounced right off them. Then they came to the glyph which blocked them. Grant’s handy work of Darkga blew it away and in the minute that followed, the trio got on the two bikes and they sped away.

By the time they got out of the Gilmore Jungle and to the Ozmone Plain, the words of going back to Stigma came from Grant and Wesley agreed. “And let us not forget about Jaakuna, Savayna, and Emiri. They are all in danger from the ninjas.” Wesley noted. He knew things had changed and the two empires could not be warring against each other any longer. “Change is a comin’, and I think it’s high time we do something about it.” Wesley would muse loud enough for the other two to hear him.
When they were all sitting down, Jaakuna laughing it up with Wendy and Lannit. Savayna just shaking her head and Isaiah joining her in doing the same. Savayna knew these two and back in the day they all had fun, but she always seemed embarrassed by them. Jaakuna, however, did not care one bit. They were some of his best — and oldest — friends he had. Lannit looked to Jaakuna. “So, what have you been up to these past five or so years?” He asked him smiling.

Jaakuna’s laugh dwindled. “I’m sure you heard that I was wanted for murdering my father.” Jaakuna said looking down.

Lannit put on a serious face and then punched Jaakuna in the arm. “We all know that wasn’t your old man. Simon could never such a man that you would kill him for it.” Linnit said patting Jaakuna on the shoulder.

Jaakuna, widened eyes and all, smiled. “You’re right.” He cheerfully said.

“So, go on.” He said.

“Well, I’m a sky pirate, actually.” Jaakuna admitted.

Wendy and Lannit laughed. “That’s Jaakie for ya! “ He said laughing so hard he tipped over on Wendy, who threw him across the room, crashing into one of the walls.

“So, Jaakuna, is that all?” Wendy asked smiling.

“No, there’s a lot more, but too much for me to get into it right now.” He admitted. “I’ll just say I have had one hell of an adventure and I’m here to make it right.” He said. Isaiah and Savayna looked to him and they wondered just if Jaakuna blamed himself for everything, especially Savayna who looked at him in that very way.

Lannit, just getting up. “So, who’s the brunette?” He said crawling so fast that he was in her face.

“Lannit, you dumbass, stop being so damn creepy!” Wendy said tugging on his pants and pulling him back.

Jaakuna laughed and pulled Emiri close to him under his arm. “This is Emiri, my girlfriend.” He proudly said.

Wendy and Lannit looked to each other with widened eyes, jaws lowered, and in unison, shouted “WHAAAAAAAAAT!?” Then they examined Emiri so uncomfortably close that they were touching and sniffing and just seeing who could steal away Jaakuna’s heart. All the while, Jaakuna and Savayna were both getting that ‘I’m going to kill you look’. However, Jaakuna would punch the both of them and they would tumble once and be sent against the table. “YOU TWO ARE SUCH DUMBASSES!” Jaakuna shouted clearly angry. The two of them started comically cry.

As they would finish it up, they put on a serious face and Lannit spoke. “So, Savayna, how do you feel about Jaakuna here dating another woman?” He asked her grinning slightly.

“Oh shut up! I’m dating someone else, so it doesn’t bother me one bit. “ She said turning red.

And again, the two pirates would yell out “WHAT!” and then the same thing would happen to them, only Savayna would do it this time.
When Roman spoke about the hair, Vincent smiled. “Well, Jackson got his mother’s hair and you and I got father’s. Though, Jackson also got father’s rebellious spirit. “ He admitted and laughed. When Roman would speak about how Jaakuna slipped through his fingers, Vincent wanted to rage out, but he didn’t. He kept a calm center because he wanted to be rational for the time being. “Yes, he did. Our brother is quite the clever man when it comes to things like that, but of course, I don’t need to tell you that, now do I?” He chuckled mockingly, covering his mouth slightly with his right hand. As Roman would point out Vincent’s false smile, he would present that same smile to him still. “Well, imagine my surprise when I not only learn that our grandfather was planning on overthrowing me, but you, the Bastard of the Darcone name, will be my successor. How else do you expect me to act when I saw your face in the first time in six years?” He asked his older brother.
Posted~ i hope you don't mind what I did. If so, I can always change it. :3


As the midget would speak, Carlos would listen and from what he said it definitely wasn’t good. First, he was so astonished and surprised that Carlos and the other one were humans. Actually, he seemed more than shocked. The midget actually seemed in disbelief. When he asked them if they were sure, the guy next to Carlos actually pulled out his ID. As if he had never heard of rhetorical questions or even sarcasm.

Carlos would look to the midget would go on about something happening, especially with the two of them here. When the guy next to him asking what exactly that was, the midget would reveal that both worlds — this one they’re in now and the one they were from — would be coming to an end. Now, of course, Carlos was totally shocked by this, but he thought the midget was full of shit. Then again, just them being in this strange, new world was proof enough that anything could happen.

“What do you mean it’s coming to an end?” Carlos asked as he tried to remain as calm as he could.

The midget, not really able to cope with it, drank glass after glass. “The borders…they’re coming down.” He said almost in a trance, and probably a bit of disbelief.

Carlos would look at the midget and then to the only other human. “Oh, before we even continue, I’m Carlos Santiago, part-time DJ, and full-time cool guy.” He said holding out his hand as if that were the most important thing at the moment.


When Lenore had introduced herself, Audrey would shake her hand, but not before mentioning that her head was bleeding. And of course, she would state that she remembered Lenore from Professor Rhianon’s art class. Lenore would nod as if confirming what she said was true. She would also state that she remembered Lenore helping out with the props for the theature. Again, Lenore would nod confirming it, though she did it rather oddly and making ‘mhm, mhm’ sounds as she would do it.

After that was settled, Audrey would ask her where they were. Lenore would say something, but Audrey again would speak, asking Lenore if she was at that part on campus earlier. Lenore was getting annoyed that Audrey wouldn’t give her enough time to respond. Then, as if she wasn’t annoyed enough, Audrey would go on and on about how what they’re all seeing was hallucinations or that they might be dead and what they see all around them was what heaven looked like. Lenore was getting angry with her now.

And then a loud clap was heard.

Only, it wasn’t a clap. It was a slap and it was from Lenore to Audrey’s left cheek. The slap would leave a big red, handprint on her cheek. Lenore was shaking her hand as if trying to dull out her hand from the pain it was in from the slap. “I didn’t want to do that, but you seriously talk too much.” She said holding her hand. “Before you go wondering on what is, maybe we should politely ask someone where we are?” She said so bluntly as if insulting Audrey.

Lenore would walk on up to a homeless, pink deer playing the drums. “Excuse me sir, can you help us?” she said politely.

“Sure dolly, but it’ll cost ya.” He said winking at her.

“Of course big boy. “ She said slightly raising her skirt up, revealing red and black lace. The deer was getting excited, but then she pinned him the wall by his antlers, and leaned in close, covering his mouth with her free hand. “Now, I will give it to you good if you tell me just one thing.” She told him. “Nod if you agree.” The deer nodded. “Good, good. Now where are we?” She asked him.

Lenore removed her hand from his mouth. “You’re in the Magical Realm.” [/b]He stated, fearing for his life by the hands of Lenore.

“Magical realm? What do you mean?”
“Just as I said. You’re in the realm where all things magical exist with one another.”
“How is that possible? It’s just fairy tails and stories.
“To you maybe, but to us, you humans are fairy tails and stories.”


As they went back and forth, Lenore let him go, to which he gathered his things and departed. Lenore turned to Audrey. “This is getting really bizarre.” She bit her thumb between her lips.
I have no problems with that. I say the more we throw in these little things here and there, the more the rp will be enjoyable for our characters and for us. :3 Also, wonderful post. :D
As Hamut sat in his office waiting for his Grandson to make his way to him, he sat there thinking about everything that he did up until now, from when he sealed his own son’s soul in The Great Crystal, to manipulating everyone and everything that revolved around the Throne of Archadia. Yes, Hamut was just thinking about all that he did to his family. Hamut truly regretted it, but he loves his country and he would do anything to make sure that it didn’t fall into enemy hands; or even worse, forces such as the Viera or Utena. Oh the gods, Hamut dreaded the day that he would run into that band of misfits again. He still remembered the time he had to deal with the leader and that was not a fun day for Hamut.

Still sitting, Hamut patiently waited for Roman to come into his office led by Francis; though he did find it odd that Francis wanted to volunteer for such a task. Perhaps he was just thinking too much into it. Better him than Levi. On that topic, Hamut also wondered if he made a mistake bringing in Levi on the coup. It truly didn’t make for anything good in the long run, but she was the only other judge and he couldn’t really get Robur on board. That mindless idiot obeyed Vincent right down to the very core of his soulless body.
As Francis and Roman arrived at the Emperor’s palace, the limo dropped down and they got out. As soon as they did get out, they were met by five Archadian Soldiers. Francis eyed them and he did not trust what they were about to say. Something about them being here in front of them really sent the wrong feeling down Francis’ spine and that was never a good thing. “Judge Francis, you are needed in Old Archades. There seems to be some commotion going there.” One of the soldiers said.

Francis looked at them. “Can’t you handle that? I’m to escort this man to Judge Hamut.”

The soldiers looked at him and the same one that previously spoke did so again. “This order came straight from Judge Hamut.” He said.

Francis was worried, but an order was an order. Besides, it was in public, so it wasn’t like he could flat out say no. “Fine, but be sure that this man gets to Judge Hamut.” He stated, urging that it was of the utmost importance that Roman was to be sent to Hamut. As Francis would walk to Old Archades, Roman was led by the five Archadian soldiers to only where the soldier’s knew and Roman didn’t.
When they arrived at the actual village, and after Wesley would definitely overhear Grant, Nadeline, and Kyua talk about how they saved Nadeline’s life, they would come to the sight and hearing of Aloa’s voice, which Wesley knew all too well. She was sitting down surrounded by many Viera. Then, as they came to the sight of her, another spoke and stepped forward. Aloa, who was standing by this point, introduced their leader, Lnka, whom of which would speak to them about what they were doing in Eruyt. Before Wesley could speak, Nadeline stepped forward. She would bravely state that they were in Eruyt for Reia and wished to bring her back to Rozarria. Aloa would deny the request.

As Aloa spoke more, it would be revealed that Aloa believed that it was the Humes of Ivalice who were to blame for its turmoil. She would state that Archadia’s own sons were betraying it and the same went for everywhere else in Ivalice and she would specify that the one to blame was Emiri and by assosiation, her friends. Of course Wesley was shocked by what Aloa had just said. That’s when Lnka would speak about how the Espers were the ones who kept balance to Ivalice and when they awoke, so began the so-called turmoil of Ivalice. She would further say that only four remain ready to tear open their cages without masters. Wesley couldn’t believe what he was hearing, but the next think Lnka said about something beneath Ivalice was waiting for the chance to break free. Wesley couldn’t help but wonder what exactly this thing was. She would not call it an Esper, so could it be something more powerful than that? Wesley didn’t know, but he would like to know.

When Wesley was just about to ask about this other beast, a voice was heard and based on the reactions that betook Grant and Nadeline(who nearly bumped into Wesley on accident), it was another one of those ninjas, much like Lola. When the owner of that voice showed themselves, Wesley saw that there was a lack of clothing on this one. Truly, no room left to guess such things. Oh boy, if Jaakuna were with them, the atmosphere would be much more different. Nadeline would ask if this one in front of them was related to Lola and she would shamefully prove that to be right. This woman would then state her name as Meli and call herself their grim reaper. Wesley raised an eyebrow and gripped the hilt of his Yagyu Darkblade as the words that came next about Meli was going to kill the three of them. Wesley wouldn’t have that.

Wesley smiled, “that’s if you can catch us.” Wesley said as a bright light emitted from his left hand “Holaga!” It was in that instant, rays of pure white light came down from the heavens and shot down upon the village of Eruyt. “Let’s go. This is our only chance!“ Wesley would tug Nadeline and Grant to follow him back to the Jungle. This was their only chance to get away and Wesley preferred not to waste that chance.
The time might have been short, but the group effectively made their way through the Sochen Cave Palace with little trouble. There were a few monsters here and there, but for the most part they were able to make it to Old Archades with little harm to their well-being. As they would make their way to Old Archades, sure everyone recognized Jaakuna, Emiri, Savayna, and Isaiah, but the great thing about people of Old Archades, they hate anyone who was against the Imperials, so they welcomed them without any trouble.

As they made their way through it, Jaakuna couldn’t help but feel right at home. He remembered spending a lot of time in Old Archades when it was just called Archades. All of it was just so nostalgic to him. Hell, Jaakuna even ran into an old buddy of his.

“Wait a minute, is that you Lannit?” JAakuna called out.

Turning around, the almost thirty-year-old turned around and let out a loud “HEYYYYY!!!” at Jaakuna, proceeding to knock over people as he ran to Jaakuna.

Both Lannit and Jaakuna wrestled each other on the ground, each giving one another a headlock, noogie, and just laughing like they were a bunch of kids. It took Savayna yelling at them to get them off the ground. As they did, they hugged each other only as bros could.

“Damn, Jaakie! How long has it been? Five or seven years?” Lannit said almost tearing up.

Jaakuna was doing the same as he and Lannit kept on hugging each other. “Lannit, it’s just been way too long.” Jaakuna said sniveling multiple times.

“What are you doing here? It’s not really the place you should be, you know?” Lannit said.

Jaakuna looked down, his happy mood somewhat faded away. “I’m here to…well it’s a long story.” Jaakuna said.

Lannit laughed. “I don’t really care why you’re here. The important thing is that you’re back.” Lannit said grabbing a hold of Jaakuna’s left arm and Jaakuna let out a groan of slight pain. “Oh sorry man.” Lannit said as he looked at Jaakuna’s arm. “Nice tat, man.” He said.

Jaakuna smiled. “Well you know me, I’m one for tats.” He smiled and laughed. “So, is Wendy still around?” Jaakuna asked.

Lannit laughed loudly. “Of course she is. She’s always nagging me about everything I do.” Lannit said as he and Jaakuna walked arm-in-arm and the other three followed.

Savayna leaned to Emiri. “Prepare yourself, those two will be inseparable.” Savayna said sighing. Isaiah joined her in that.

As the group continued forth, following Jaakuna and Lannit, they came to a small house to which they walked through and there were a bunch of kids running around all ranging from the ages of twelve to five, all with assortments of green hair, blonde hair, blue eyes, and teal eyes. The amount of kids were seven and they were all Lannit’s and Wendy’s. Speaking of which, when they all walked in, everyone one of them stopped and Wendy got up from her sitting position and tackle-hugged Jaakuna. “JAAKUNA! WHERE THE HELL HAVE YOU BEEN YOU SON OF A BITCH!?” She yelled out.

Instantly, Jaakuna had a scared look on his face as if he were about to be killed. Though, Wendy hugged and rubbed all over him, but then got off and sat down on her ass. “I’m sorry Wendy, I’ve sorta been on the run, ya know?” He said with a slight hint of sarcasm.

Wendy laughed and began chugging a 40oz of Ale. “Yeah, I know, “ she laughed some more. She let out a burp and invited everyone to sit down. The kids were all staring at them with big eyes.
The five Archadian Soldiers led Roman through the palace. They went about seven floors and they went into a certain office where the door would open and lead Roman into it. Any Archadian-born person would know what office it was. One that was for damn sure, it wasn’t the office of Hamut. No, once one got close enough to the walls and the layout, it was the Emperor’s Office and looking out at the window was Vincent, and as soon as the doors closed he turned his head, hands behind his back and walked to Roman. “Roman, it’s nice to meet you after all these years. I almost didn’t recognize you. You cut your hair since Jackson’s wedding.” He said smiling, which was never good for anyone, especially the one on the opposite end of it.
Posted~ Let me know if I need to change/alter anything. ^^;


As Carlos sat down next to guy that called out to him, that very guy would talk aloud about how the people around were in costumes. Carlos would half-laugh at that. Perhaps they were in costumes, but Carlos wasn’t really concerned with that at the moment. However, his comments seemed to had drawn in the attention of what it looked to be a midget of some kind. He would go on to say that they were the real thing, as he would pound his chest proudly. About a half of minute of talking, the Midget would then go on to yell to the others that Carlos and the dude with the hat thought they were phonies.

Then things got worse.

In response to the hat-wearing man’s comments, the midget began poking and attacking him and proceeding to attack his leg. The man, however, would grab the midget from the collar and push him back a feet or two. Yup, that was not a smart thing to do. However, before anything could escalate further, Carlos stepped in-between the two of them.

“Oh, you want some too, ay?” The midget said putting up his fists.

“Please, sir, we meant no disrespect.” Carlos said putting his hands up in some sort of surrender-type of moton. “My friend and I aren’t from here, and well we don’t even know where we are.” Carlos admitted trying to be the peacekeeper. “Perhaps you could help us out and inform us on exactly where we are.” He politely asked the midget.


Boy, this Audrey sure knows how to make Lenore feel like she wants to hit her. First, the red-haired girl bumped into her, which Lenore could forgive. It was something of a ‘wrong place at the wrong time’ sort of thing, so that was at least something that Lenore could overlook. However, now there were two cops at them. Lenore didn’t even want to think about how they were a Lion and a Lioness. That shit was just too crazy for her to think about.

When the two cat cops would state that Audrey was the one in trouble for Jaywalking and disturbing the peace, Lenore would look at her with a raised brow. That’s when she would speak to the cat cops and then proceed to give them the finger. Widened eyes betook her and the cops to which Audrey would whisper to Lenore that they should start running. Lenore just gave her a ‘you stupid bitch’ look, but she agreed.

In the seconds that followed, Lenore and Audrey were running away from the cops. In her mind, Lenore wanted to ditch this girl, but she seemed to be the only human around, so she couldn’t no matter how much she really wanted to. As they were running, Lenore looked back just briefly, and she ran into a street light face-first. She let out a low yell of pain. “Ow, that hurt!” She said dripping her forehead and as she took her hand away for a moment, she saw blood. This was definitely not good.

When Lenore would collect herself, she would look back and it would seem they lost the cops. Catching her breath, she would prop up to a straight-up position. “By the way, I’m Lenore Robinson.” She said holding out her hand; though a look of hesitating glee appeared on her face.
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