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Current idk who is in the right but GRAB THE DICK AND TWIST IT!
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A decade ago when we made that meme "get kid", this isn't exactly what we meant...
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Do you think the reason Jesus Christ doesn't rise again is because we keep putting up crosses and he gets flashbacks on how that went last time?
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Happy almost crisis!
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it's not just a rock IT'S A BOULDER!...or whatever Spongebob said
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When Emiri told him that it wasn’t his fault and that she just wanted to make sure that Lola didn’t harm Jaakuna, he would smile as her hand touched his cheek. He touched her hand and closed his eyes. Emiri would mention that the next time that she saw Lola, she would kill her. Jaakuna laughed. “As of now, I wouldn’t mind getting my hands around her slutty neck.” Jaakuna said. When the hands would be removed from Jaakuna’s cheek, Emiri surprised him by asking if he had any alcohol. Of course he did, but they were coming to Archades and this is the first time that Jaakuna has been in Archades that he was truly free. The last time they were here as free people, they had to leave in a hurry, but now perhaps was the perfect chance to show his friends and the love of his life how Archadians party.

“I do, yes, but we’re going to do this right.” Jaakuna said nodding and clapping his hands together once. “Iris, inform everyone that we’re going to have a night out in Archades.” Jaakuna said.
When Grant would go on about his mother and how he shared none of her singing talents, Wesley chuckled and Savayna laughed, but patted Grant on the back. “There, there, you got her looks, and that’s what matters.” She said winking at Grant. Wesley chuckled once more at what Savayna said. Though, no laughs or touching was to be had when the mention of Grant’s mother’s death was mentioned. Yes, it was a silent as Nabudis.

The silence took the room and it was only Iris’ voice that broke it. “Master Jaakuna has asked me to inform everyone that tonight you all will have a night out in Archades.” Iris said.

Wesley raised an eyebrow and wondered what that meant. Savayna knew exactly what that meant. “FUCK YEAH!” She shouted as she stood up rather quickly and started to woo-hoo and cheered. “You Rozarrians might know the best times with nature, but Archades has some of the best nightclubs in all of Ivalice.” Savayna said so giddy that she was about to pop out of her clothing. “Oh shit, I need some clothes and shit for tonight.” She said almost freaking out. “Well it’s a good thing Jaakuna’s status as a prince was restored and my status as a general was never taken from me.” She grinned.

Wesley just watched Savayna go on and on and he didn’t know what to say, but he leaned to Nadeline. “This should be fun.” Wesley murmured to Nadeline as he didn’t want to talk over Savayna(not like that was humeanly possible).
“Always with the questions.” Levi laughed. Shion had always been one to ask a bunch of questions and not even wait for anyone to talk or respond. When she was done, Levi smiled. “Oh, being a judge has its perks, I mean look at how you got young Michel. If I were not a judge, you wouldn’t be able to find that young talent into your ranks.” She said hand on hip and smile upon her face. Then she looked at Shion.

“Slow down, dear.” She said. “I do not have any such requests this time around.” She said. “I know your rather eccentric subordinate Lola was in Nabudis showing our mutual enemy one hell of a ride.” She said chuckling. “And she did it rather poorly. I mean, really? Letting the Time Girl live AND letting her get the Esper of wind. Truly, Lola has let her infatuation with that girl overtake her brain.” Levi laughed. “I mean, she didn’t even notice that the Midlight Shard was still in Nabudis.” She said, “though, the same could be said for the time girl and her friends. They had no idea about it either. Thankfully for me, I knew exactly where it was.”

As Levi would finish speaking, she held her hand out and of black and silver energy, formed an oval-shaped object. “I have the Midlight Shard here.” She said. “I have no use for it, but I figured you might find more use for it, maybe even use it in any way you see fit.” She said holding out her hand waiting for Shion to take it.
When both Nadeline and Grant started singing, Savayna smiled and she let out a laugh at how dorky they seemed, but she found it cute. The fact that Grant can remember something good about his mom and how even in times where everyone is emotionally-wrecked, he can smile. Savayna liked seeing him smile. He was better company when he smiled. Nadeline said the song was called Gold and it was popular a few years back. “Yeah, I think it made its way to Archadia. I actually liked that song a lot.” Savayna admitted. When Nadeline would mention that Grant’s mother wanted to be a singer, she would prop a sound of her mouth of curiosity. Wesley would hear everything they were saying and he just smiled. Wesley was currently in another place mentally, but he would just smile as they would all talk.
When they made their way to his room, Emiri would begin to tell Jaakuna what Lola did to her when she brought her out of her nightmare. As Jaakuna listened, he was dumbfounded, shocked, and terrified for Emiri. She was violated and he wasn’t there to protect her. It even became worse when Emiri said that Lola was dressed as Jaakuna while doing it. The fact that she had to go through that knowing the image of him was imprinted to her mind, Jaakuna didn’t even know what to say at this point. He looked at her, not sure what to even say, but he found himself speaking regardless. “Emiri, I should have been there — the real me, not that crazy bitch dressed up as me. I should have been there to protect you.” Jaakuna said gripping Emiri’s arms. “Not in a million years would I want you do experience something so awful.” He said looking down, his forehead touching hers.
Within the seconds that the blue rose had appeared, the petals began to swirl around and in a minute they had floated away. It wasn’t until two minutes later that Levi heard a rather familiar and welcoming voice call her name three times. She looked behind her and saw her dear friend and former partner-in-crime, Shion. She smiled, placing a hand on her hip. “Shion dear, it’s been way too long.” She said hugging Shion as friends do. It would only be a few seconds, and Levi would take her friend out of her arms.
There was a clear feeling of boredom around the table. Grant was drumming his fingers and humming some song that his mother sang to him as a child, Nadeline had her palm underneath her chin all bored-like, Wesley laid his head on his hands darting eyes to everyone and Savayna even found herself rapidly tapping her fingers and tapping her foot as well. It just seemed everyone didn’t know what to do with themselves right now.

Savayna figured she might as well. “So, this song your mom sang to you.” She said, “does it got a name?” She asked.
As they walked through the halls, going nowhere in particular, Emiri stopped and Jaakuna did as well. She would face him. She would state that in her nightmare, she ended up killing Jaakuna. He had a look of half-shock, half-I-was-expecting-that expression on his face. Though, he did wonder what exactly Lola did to her. Clearly it had her all freaked out. Jaakuna did want to know, but he wouldn’t press her for it. “You can tell me when you’re ready. This is something you need to want to tell me.” He said smiling at her and motioned her to follow him to his room.
In the Phon Coast, Levi, in her armor, would walk around. As she walked around, she came to one of the shorelines and she inhaled the clean, crisp air. She pressed her breastplate of her armor, and the entire armor, including the helmet, would retract, revealing a rather gothic-looking dress. The dress was cut between the breasts, clearly showing her curves. It was cut that way all the way down to her hips, but not as much. Belts closed most of the abs portion A feather-like part of the dress trailed down the back of it and she had black heels on and several black straps around her legs. The dress didn’t really cover anything below her butt, but the feather portion covered most of it.

Levi knelt down, and looked at a plant. She eyed it with a sincere gaze.“Fallen petals still have their use.” After she said that, a Blue Rose appeared in her hand. Levi smiled at the sight of it.
When Nadeline suggested that everyone talk about what they each went through, they all shot her a look, but then she would correct herself and say that she was there for anyone who wanted to talk about it. As Wesley definitely wanted to talk to Nadeline about it, but he had yet to find a way to bring it up. What he experienced, he didn’t know what the proper way was to bring it up. It was at the moment that Nadeline said what she said that Emiri simply got out of her seat, and walked out. Clearly she wasn’t ready to talk about it yet.

When everyone, especially Jaakuna, watched Emiri leave, worried, Grant would speak that they just needed to adjust to it all and digest what had happened. He would agree with Nadeline, however. Jaakuna looked down and he stood up from his seat. “I’ll go and make sure Emiri is alright.” Jaakuna said as he also left. The four of them were left and Wesley would think and maybe it was best if they all just did as Grant suggested, and relaxed their bodies as well as their minds.

As Jaakuna walked out of the dining room and into the hallway, he caught up to Emiri. He just walked beside her, hands in his pockets, and turned his eyes to her. “I guess I don’t need to ask if you’re alright. Obviously something’s got you rattled, as it does with all of us.” Jaakuna said
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These two were a blast. Carlos was loving every bit of it, the way they did things, their style of talking, the way they talked to each other — everything was alright by Carlos. Even when G and Digger would get Carlos and Niko a ride, they kept up the energy like it was no one else’s business. Truly, Carlos viewed these two guys as his own friends. If Carlos was ever back in this realm, he would love to have these two to show him around the town.

When Carlos and Niko rode the bikes, Niko slipped the blue helmet on and Carlos got the teal helmet on. They were off down the street and all four of them(well two at first) were doing tricks, and shouting out cheers and whoos so loud that some people would yell at them to quiet down. However, they were all long gone before any of them would hear the party-poopers.

When they headed down a street, Niko even seemed to be getting into the spirit and he was speeding up on his bike, telling Carlos that the last one there was a rotten egg. Carlos smiled and licked his lips. “Fine, but you asked for it.” He said zipping through the street, passing Niko, and doing an ollie with his bike. Yes, despite his looks, Carlos knew a few bike tricks.

He would look back to Niko and stick his tongue out. He was laughing and laughing. Digger saw him having a blast. “That’s the spirit, yo!” He said giving Carlos the thumbs up. Carlos laughed and smiled to Digger.

The four of them eventually came to The Dark District and it had its name for a reason. There were very little lights on. The only form of light that it had were from the stars above, but that wasn’t much. “Geez, no wonder they call it the Dark District.” Carlos said as he rode on his bike, peddling one leg at a time.


As Lenore and Audrey sat on the bench that had a wall that Lenore could rest her head on, she would hear her classmate and new friend ask her if the streets they’ve passed along the way looked familiar. Lenore would move her eyes to Audrey and release a “hm?” sound. Audrey would continue by saying that the street that the cops were on looked like Kingwood Street and that the street that they’re on now looked exactly like Seventh Street. Lenore thought about it and she noticed the similarities, yes.

“Now that you mention it--” She said as her words stopped when she saw two males(?) sit down on the bench. They had human bodies, but they had Tv’s for heads. “Okaaay..” Her voice trailed off into awkward silence and she could sense the fear that Audrey was feeling. Lenore would look at the one that waved to Audrey, showing a yellow smiley face and pointed to it. “Okay, that’s creepy.” She murmured.

Lenore looked at the other one and he too was waving at her, and as he/it would press the power button, it did not show the yellow smiley face, but rather The Fonz and it said ’eyyy”, it even showed the hand gestures that made The Fonz so famous. Lenore would wave and laugh nervously at the one that had The Fonz on his head. He would then, in The Fonz’s voice, speak. “Hi there Human, I am The Fonz. A pleasure~” He said as The Fonz’s picture went to static.

Lenore shook his hand nervously. “Nice to meet you, The Fonz.” Lenore said as she looked to Audrey. “What do we do now?” She moved her lips in such a way, but no sound came out.
As they sat around the table, Grant would echo Jaakuna in stating that none of them wanted to revisit Nabudis for a variety of reasons, but maybe the main one everyone could agree on was that the place just crept them all the fuck out. That’s when Grant would then pose the question on how Lola made those nightmares. Emiri would reveal that she told her that she did so via the information she gathered on all of them, though didn’t specify how she got said information. Jaakuna, and Savayna cursed aloud and Wesley was curious and equally as angry and distraught.

When Nadeline would assume that Emiri wasn’t put in one, she would respond by saying that she was in one, but Lola brought her out of it as Jaakuna and tortured her by tying her up and taking her weapons, saying she would do the same to Jaakuna. At that point, the blonde man was thinking back on what Emiri said that Lola would do to all of Emiri’s friends and kill them right in front of her. Though, Jaakuna wondered what her nightmare really was about.

As everyone thought about their respective thoughts, Nadeline would half-rhetorically ask the group if their nightmares were really that bad. Everyone shot Nadeline a glare, and Emiri would voice her slight anger and ask Nadeline what she meant by that and then ask her if hers was affected her as bad as the others. The Rozarrian Princess would say that she heard everyone’s voices and that she was in a wedding dress and drowning. Jaakuna huffed moderately loud, Savayna did the same out of jealousy. Everyone seemed to feel the same way. Wesley did as well, but he did not do anything to hint as such.

When Grant would express his obvious jealousy at Nadeline’s lack of tragedy in her nightmare, Jaakuna, Wesley, and Savayna all looked down, each gazing their hands. Savayna was the first one to speak. “Mine was —it was horrible. I was back at my homeland, but about ten years in the past, then I was teleported to the night that Archadia attacked my village and then I saw all of you.” Savayna’s words were cut short. She couldn’t bring herself to say the rest. “It was just something I don’t ever want to think about.” She said, her whole body trembling.

Wesley saw Savayna shaking. It must’ve been really horrible. He thought to himself. “ I think we can all safely say that our nightmares were each our worst fears, I know mine was something that I wouldn’t wish upon my worst enemy.” Wesley said smiling down at his hands.

Jaakuna was just staring at everyone, then his hands. “Mine..it was..” Jaakuna stopped himself. He couldn’t bring himself to even say the beginning portion of it. Everything that led up to the end of it really was horrible, especially the part where he gave into Zodiark. Just everything was so wrong, but Jaakuna couldn’t help but feel that it was more of a premonition rather than a nightmare. The fact that Zodiark knew what happened in and out of the dream proved Jaakuna right.
As seen from his face, Grant was not happy with Wesley for hitting him, but soon the expression on his face afterwards would make it clear to Wesley that he understood what happened, so he just would let it go, it seemed. Meanwhile, Emiri and Jaakuna looked at each other. Her look of disbelief was then taken over by a sharp pain in her head as she gripped it. Jaakuna knew this had to be from her power. The more she used it, the more the headaches happened and Jaakuna knew they would just keep on getting worse and worse. Still, she would stand up, claiming she was fine, but Jaakuna knew that she wasn’t.

When she stood up, Jaakuna did the same and they both looked to Chaos. Jaakuna would run in with two swords in his hand. He leaped up, struck Chaos with both of them in a succession of two vertical slashes. Chaos easily deflected them and when Jaakuna was pushed back. Due to his athletic ability, Jaakuna did a backflip in the air and landed on his feet. He would see Wesley and the others each do their own attack. Savayna would attack from the back with a Blizzaga, but Chaos blocked it with Aeroaga, smashing the ice and sending Savayna back once more. He saw Grant and Nadeline each do their own attacks and Wesley even went in with a Holara, which was deflected by one of the swords. The attacks would keep coming and they would get deflected. Parts of them would hit Chaos, but it was just the same thing over and over again. Even when Emiri would do her own attacks, they would be useless.

When everyone kept on trying, Emiri would tell them to stand back. Heeding her words, the group got behind her and they watched as mist surrounded her body. Chaos watched her intently as well. Soon the mist around her would take a form of multiple shades of electricity. Chaos would be surrounded by the same electricity. Emiri would chant out a chant and as she finished, bolts of lightning composed of mist came crashing down upon Chaos, each piling one after another. As it finished, there was an explosion of mist, which sent the entire party flying back. The force of it shocked(pun-intended) everyone. The end result was Chaos starting to fade, turning into a crystal-like object and then fading once more. The glyph of Chaos, The Walker of the Wheel, appeared on Emiri’s left hand. When that happened, she just exited without a word to anyone. Nadeline called out, but she didn’t stop. Everyone else just followed Emiri and Grant. It was one hell of a day, that’s for sure and getting out of Nabudis was their top priority at the moment.
In The Cubicle, a head popped out from the wall. A certain female would look as Jaakuna and the others would exit the room. Popping her entire body out, Levi was in full view. She laughed evilly and she looked around the room. Obviously the brats were only in Nabudis to get Chaos and Levi was quite fine with that. Her reason for coming to Nabudis was more important than just acquiring an Esper. Truly, her reason for coming was much more valuable.

As she appeared before the back of the room, right where Chaos was, she smiled. “As dark as midnight, as light as day; as tranquil as a forest, as loud as an engine — open the gates of Nabudis and show me truth.” She chanted as the back wall would first divide vertically and then behind it would turn and split horizontally. A walkway was revealed and Levi walked through the opening. She would walk down the pathway that had golden textiles and the walls were paved with black and silver engravings of the scions of both light and dark,. As Levi would arrive at the end, the room was as she had remembered it. The room had a pedestal up top of a raising, circular platform above ground level. In the pedestal itself, there was an object. It had a hard, grey outer crust and a glowing black inner. It was indeed the Midlight Shard.

Levi would pick up the shard and she would just laugh…and laugh. The laughing could be heard throughout the entire area of Nabudis.
As they walked out of the room where Chaos formally was, the walk out of Nabudis was a quiet one for the most part. There were very few words from Emiri to the rest of the group. Even though they would ask, she would just state that she didn’t want to talk about it. About halfway through the journey out, Jaakuna noticed that Emiri was getting physically exhausted, so he told her to let him give her a piggy-back ride. After a few rounds of protest on her part and insisting on his, she gave in. It was the rest of the walk that she was on his back and five minutes after doing so, she passed out. As they continued, Jaakuna heard slight noise of laughter. He would turn his head back as he kept walking. He didn’t know what it was, but he cared not to investigate it. He just wanted to get the hell out of Nabudis.

When they got out of the Necrohol of Nabudis, they would walk further away so that Jaakuna could signal Iris to beam them up. Once that happened, they would be inside the Ifrit and by the time they did, Emiri was awake and walking on her own. Everyone would head to the dining room as Jaakuna had told Iris to set a course for Archadia, since they can go there without worry now. Once he did, they sat at the dining room table. Jaakuna stretched and sighed. “So glad that we could get out of that place. I never want to see Nabudis for as long as I live.” Jaakuna said finally glad to be out of that hellhole.
While Savayna was occupied with Chaos, Wesley and Nadeline were really getting difficulties from Grant. The man was obviously able to use his full set of skills, which even included his fluid movements and the way he’s able to use that Gunblade. Even his magic was fully intact, which meant only bad things for Nadleine as Wesley watched him use graviga, which weighed her down to her knees. That’s when she would be cut from his Gunblade as he used vanish on himself.

Nadeline would inform Wesley that Grant would be coming in for an attack on him. Wesley acknowledged, and held his Yagyu Darkblade and Demon shield up for defensive measures. He felt something in the air and he looked to his right and saw Grant slash downward. Wesley raised his shield, and it blocked Grant’s attack. Not wasting any time, Wesley would reverse grip his sword and straightly pop Grant in the gut. Wesley heard the raven-haired man let out a slight groan of pain, which would signal Wesley that he was snapped out of confusion.

As Emiri would be staggered backwards, Jaakuna didn’t want to hurt her. He knew he had to do something to alleviate the confusion from her, but how was he to do that without hurting her? He would hear Nadeline call out as he acknowledged her and saw that twelve Artemis Arrows were coming his way. To not get hit by any of them, Jaakuna would doge roll to the left over and over again. In the place that he previously was, arrows would strike the ground. As the twelfth one hit the ground, it was mere inches away from Jaakuna’s head. A sigh of relief came over him, and Jaakuna was on his feet. He stared at Emiri, not sure what he could do to help her.

Let me help, Jaakuna. Zodiark told Jaakuna.

Damn it, why won’t you stay out of my head!? Jaakuna mentally asked him shouting.

You’re in a bind and I can help. Just use my power, Jaakuna. Zodiark suggested.

And why should I? Last time I used it, I lost control, or do you not remember what happened to Robur? Jaakuna said reminding Zodiark of what happened the last time he used his dark powers.

That was at a time when you didn’t have full control. You do now, all you gotta do is tap into it, like a fosit or something. Zodiark told Jaakuna.

Jaakuan thought about it and with Emiri’s time-stopping ability, he didn’t have much of a choice. Plus, more arrows were coming his way. “Fine.” Jaakuna said as he would hold out his hand and a red and black, low-strength blast came from his hand and would maneuver its way through the arrows and lightly hit Emiri in the gut. Jaakuna could hear Emiri react to the blast and Jaakuna would rush over to her. “I’m so sorry, you alright?” JAakuna asked as he was at her side.
When they entered the room, there sat the esper sitting upon what it looked like a pedestal of sorts., in a meditation position. As he looked at them, the doors closed. The group briefly look back at the door as it surprised them that it closed suddenly, but their attention would soon dart back to the Esper known as Chaos. As they did that, they would see swords floating around. They wouldn’t have to deal with any other monsters, but that didn’t really ease any worry that Jaakuna, Wesley, or Savayna had. It just meant that Chaos was indeed the strongest Esper they would have to face thus far. Well, maybe second strongest. Zodiark probably takes that spot.

As they continued to look further, a large, light green glyph appeared behind Chaos and a gust of wind would take the room. It wasn’t a strong gust though. Jaakuna was surprised at this, but what took his surprise more was that Emiri seemed to be taking her dagger out and turning to Jaakuna. She would then go after him with a full-force strike. Jaakuna took one of his Swords and blocked her attack. “Emiri, what are you doing!?” Jaakuna called out. Had she gone mad? Wait, was she still under the influence of Lola’s nightmare juice. No, that’s not it. There was something more simple to it. She must’ve been struck with the confusion aliment.

While Jaakuna was trying to figure out when exactly Emiri became overtaken by the confusion aliment, Wesley would look and as he did the only thing he heard and saw was a gunshot and Nadeline getting grazed by said gunshot. He looked and saw that it was Grant’s gun that did it. His eyes were full of shock, but also full of curiosity. Why would Grant even do such a thing? Wesley would wonder for a few seconds and then he arrived at the conclusion that he must also be confused just like Emiri seemed to be. “Well, this is definitely not good.” Wesley mused aloud. He was right though. Emiri and Grant were confused and they also had Chaos to worry about. Wesley definitely knew this wasn’t a good situation that they found themselves in.

While Nadeline and Wesley held off Grant or at least tried not to get killed by his gun, Savayna was angry. Well, she’s always angry, but this was just something to add to it. The fact that both Emiri and Grant got themselves confused and the rest of the group didn’t really sucked ass. She didn’t like it and boy was she going to give them hell later on. As for now, she would focus her attention on Chaos. With the others trying to at least hold off Grant and Emiri, Savayna would use her ice to float over them, and as she took her sword, Chaos saw her. A gust of wind was sent her way and Savayna evaded it by turning her body towards the right.. She would then go for a strike from her Ice Queen sword, but Chaos had saw it coming a mile away. One of his swords would block hers and another came in. Raising her shield, she blocked it, but another came and would graze Savayna’s arm, sending her flying in several flips and turns. She landed on one knee, hand aiding her recovery, but she slid back five feet. As she looked at Chaos, she would dart her gaze to the others and they were at least able to hold the others off. Savayna looked back at Chaos and the Esper just waited for her to make her next move.
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