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5 days ago
Current idk who is in the right but GRAB THE DICK AND TWIST IT!
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1 mo ago
A decade ago when we made that meme "get kid", this isn't exactly what we meant...
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2 mos ago
Do you think the reason Jesus Christ doesn't rise again is because we keep putting up crosses and he gets flashbacks on how that went last time?
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7 mos ago
Happy almost crisis!
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9 mos ago
it's not just a rock IT'S A BOULDER!...or whatever Spongebob said
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(Haha that's fine. I would have laughed either way...well not instantly lol)

Screw Platform 9 and 3/4, I got Ron's father's flying car!
99 packets of chips,
Take one down,
Turn it around,
98 packets of air on the wall.


98 packets of chips
Take one down,
Turn it around
97 packets of air on the wall.

But seriously, lot of chips. Also, welcome to RPG! :)
Screw your platform heels, I have platform GLOVES
Screw your feet, I have shoes.
Screw your right hand, I have my left hand(I'm left-handed :P)
Screw women, I have anime babes.
Game is simple really. Here's how you play:

Person one: Screw this life, I have suicide.
Person Two: Screw suicide, I have toxic waste


Not the best example, but you get the idea.

Okay, I'll start:

Screw the rules, I have money.
What's this? An SAO rp that's actually not set in Sword Art Online!? :O It's a miracle! *jumps up and down in surprise*
This seems fun. LEt me do some reading and get to workin' on a sheet. :)
This is me. Fair warning, I do take horrible pictures regardless of the quality of the camera.
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