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Current idk who is in the right but GRAB THE DICK AND TWIST IT!
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A decade ago when we made that meme "get kid", this isn't exactly what we meant...
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Do you think the reason Jesus Christ doesn't rise again is because we keep putting up crosses and he gets flashbacks on how that went last time?
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Happy almost crisis!
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it's not just a rock IT'S A BOULDER!...or whatever Spongebob said
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Ice Cream Sandwich.
"I see you."


Did somebody say Spam? : D

Rin Reikan, Ice Minx



The fuck? A mission with this bloke? The Hokage must have it in for me. That was what Rin wanted to say, but speaking her mind like that just might actually make her position with the higher-ups even worse. She's already in not so good terms with them due to her always trying to hit on the teachers any chance that she could get. Of course, this only happened so she could get out of tests and shit, but still.

"Fine whatever," Rin sighed.

On the mention she should change her attire, Rin's eyes narrowed and her brows furrowed. "What's wrong with how I'm dressed? You got something against style? Obviously you do based on what you're wearing? Newsflash dumbass, Kimotos are so two-hundred years ago." Rin yelled at Shin for giving her fashion advice as well as giving him some.

Shin had some nerve. First, he yelled while knocking at her door, something that was at least in bad taste at the most of it, but then after Rin answered it, he told her to change her clothes. Like what the fuck was his deal? This guy is pissing me off the more I have to look at him. Rin surely wasn't one for politeness. Why did it have to be this guy? Why couldn't I have gone on a mission with Giichi again? He's cute. Sort of like Naruto, but without the stupid-as-fuck whiskers.

"And another thing, wha--" Just as Rin was about to say something else, the sight of a naked woman not only shut her up, but said woman made her face go red. Added to that, the woman seemed to be the other one aside from Shin that Rin was going on a mission with. I guess I have the worst luck. I'm going on a mission with a perv and an exhibitionist. At least the latter is more my speed. Rin sighed, "Sure, follow me." Rin motioned Sentou, the naked woman, "Shin, you can just pause it in the living room. Perhaps you could introduce yourself to my family or whatever." Rin uninterestedly said as she led Sentou to her room.

"Rin, what's all the comotion?" A female's voice(0:15-0:17) said as she came in from the kitchen, a piece of Colby Jack Cheese in her hand and her top zipped halfway down, revealing her admirable bust. "Oh, you're not Rin. Could have sworn I heard her voice." Kagetsu said as she looked at Shin still on the door step. "Feel free to stay out there, but I figure it's awkward for you out there, so come on inside. I promise that us Reikans aren't as crazy as Rin or my dear father." Kagetsu said, inviting Shin into the Reikan Mansion.

When the two of them arrived to her room, Rin instantly closed the door as if the contents of her room were a matter of national security. "Okay, so this is my room." Rin said with pride, but her tone hinted towards something that of boredom. "I have mostly dresses that fit almost any lean body type. My other clothing selection, however, won't fit your specific curves." Rin said as she tried to avoid looking directly into Sentou's private areas. She simply sat on her bed as she waited for Sentou to pick out something.


Jaakuna Sawada, Sundance Kid



Jaakuna had to admit that the nickname of Yellow actually fit him. It both fit with how blonde/yellow his hair looked in certain angles of the sunlight and it also fit with how his clan’s trademark jutsu, Ryusei or Meteor, appeared to be golden-yellow much like the sun itself. So, yes Yellow was good nickname indeed.

“I am okay with Yellow.” Jaakuna said.

Not even a minute later, Phia started ordering the chunin around like they were some bodyguards who would do her every bidding. She told Takeshi to hold her bag, Daiki to be her mule and Jaakuna to fetch TsukikoWho the fuck does she think she is, bossing us like this? Already Jaakuna didn’t like this self-entitled princess. Oh great, Jaakuna was not acting like Yamato of all people. Still, even though Jaakuna was starting to dislike this chick, he might as well as do what she asked.

Just as Jaakuna was going to find Tsukiko, she had appeared. “Better late than never.” Jaakuna said.




Rin Reikan, Ice Minx


After her training session was over with, Rin felt the need to go take a shower. All of that chakra-building and the failing of mastering that jutsu, Rin worked up quite the sweat, so she decided to wash it all off. It would only take her ten minutes since there really wasn’t a lot for Rin to wash off and what was there was fairly easy. After she got out of the shower, Rin started to dry herself off and then she walked out with a towel covering her body and another holding her long, bluish-black hair up with only a few strands making it past the towel.

“Man, that was a fucking wonderful shower.” Rin said as she picked out an outfit for the day. She went with a black dress, cyan and black thigh-high stockings, simple black shoes, and two arm sleaves the same color as her stockings. When Rin went down to the first floor of the Reikan house, she heard a rather loud knock at the door that would alert anyone who was within earshot of it. “I’ll get it!” Rin shouted to anyone within the distance.

When Rin approached the door, she heard a loud, gruff male’s voice call out her name even before she opened the door. Sheeh, this guy could at least show some manners. Rin hadn’t even opened the door yet and already she was in a bad mood. As a result of that, she opened the door violently. “Listen jackhole, you just don’t go around shouting--” Rin shut up as she saw who it was, “You’re Shin Maru! What the fuck are you doing here?! And why the hell do you need me? You know I’m only thirteen, right?” Rin said, exploding in a flurry of words at Shin. Fucking pervert.
He's in Solace with Simon and I.

Jaakuna Sawada, Sundance Kid


“I should probably go home now. Mom is probably worried as fuck about me, let alone Aisha.”

If there was anything that Jaakuna wanted to do at this very moment, that would be to go home and lay in his bed. However, before he could do that, he knew he would have to explain to his mother where he had been for the past couple of days. The last time she saw him and him her, it was briefly when he got back from his mission. After that, his mother scolded him for getting injured yet again and made him go check himself into the hospital.

Jaakuna had taken a shortcut to go home. He was going through Minato City. It was the fastest and fortunately for him, the most direct route. However, just as Jaakuna would be less than ten miles away from his home, he felt a buzz from within his pocket. He reached in and he received a new text message.

You have been selected to participate in top priority mission. The pay will be of considerable size if successful. Waiting point is behind the great Tenzu Hall, in front of the back exit. Currently the film festival is taking place there. Your client will give you all the details. Good luck.
Fujitora


“The fuck? “ Jaakuna sighed in annoyance. He didn’t want to feel the wrath of his mother even more, but a mission was calling his name. “I’ll just have hear it from her when I get back.” Jaakuna shrugged as he texted Fujitora back.

This was sudden, but whatever. I’m on my way. >.>
Jaakuna


As he changed his direction and went towards the Tenzu Hall, Jaakuna realized he was still ways away from Tenzu Hall. So, he decided that he would make great distance by using the rooftops as means to gain great distance in almost half the time. It worked too as Jaakuna soon found himself in the sight of Tenzu Hall. He both saw and heard all of the yelling and cheering from the Film Festival. Oh how I wish I could go there. Sounds and looks like fun. Plus, hot actresses. Jaakuna sighed as he jumped down the building and avoided sight from all of the multiple people enjoying the festival.

When he went towards the back entrance of the hall, Jaakuna saw two people waiting. One was of green hair and the other of red. “Eyy, Daiki, Keshi!” Jaakuna said waving to his comrads for the mission. “Seems like you two got the same text, huh?” Jaakuna said as he stood near Daiki. “I was hoping to at least get some relaxation before my next mission. I just got out of jail for Christ’s sake.” And there went Jaakuna’s mouth revealing what he should have kept a secret. Oh well.




Rin Reikan, Ice Minx; Hana Reikan, Ice Flower


“AGAIN!” Hana shouted.
“But mom, this is the tenth time already.” Rin said, complaining.
“DO IT!” Hana’s voice roared with such authority and demand that it shook Rin down to her core.
“Fine,” Rin said angrily, but she did not protest anymore.

As she started weaving hand seals, Rin’s chakra became visible as this was the training exercise that her mother had did with her for the past two days and every other week before that. Her chakra wasn’t as strong as her siblings, but there was it was obvious to anyone that Rin’s chakra was indeed strong for a genin. It had the shade of icy-blue and bits of the air were being chilled to the ground and snowflakes were being formed around Rin’s radius.

“Now do it, Rin!” Hana demanded.

“HERE I GO!” Rin shouted, her chakra suddenly surrounding the snowflakes that had formed around her. The white snowflakes now had a light blue aura of chakra surrounding them. “Ice Release: Snowflake Storm!” Rin shouted, as the chakra surrounding her exploded and the Snowflakes were starting to rapidly spin like wind blades. Rin held them there until the chakra sharpened them.

“SHOOT!” Hana shouted as she stood across from Rin.

Rin heeded what her mother said as she prepared to shoot the snowflakes. She extended both arms outward. Ideally, the snowflakes would go forward. However, something went terribly wrong. Instead of them going forward, all of the snowflakes went all over the back patio striking the trees, some landing in the water, and one even got dug shallowly into Rin’s shoulder. “FUCK!” Rin cursed.

Hana shook her head. “You didn’t focus, did you?” She asked Rin.

“I did too!” She insisted.

“Obviously not enough.” She shook her head again and walked up to Rin, “My dear daughter, you’ll never get stronger if you don’t discipline yourself.”

“I told you that I couldn’t do it. This technique is a high B-rank. I’m not able to do it.” Rin said.

“With that attitude, you’re right.” She said, “your brothers were able to master this technique in five weeks when they were your age and you’ve been at this for almost a full year.” Hana looked at her daughter with a bit of disappointment, but overshadowed by sadness for her daughter.

“Why don’t you or dad get it through your thick head! I’m not like Rex or Yukino. I’m not going to be like them.”

“ENOUGH!” Hana’s voice silenced young Rin, “you are the first female Reikan in three generations to have our Bloodline Trait. Your oldest sister Kagetsu doesn’t have it, nor does your second oldest sister, Yukina. There‘s a lot riding on you, Rin. I‘m pulling for you and your father--”

“My father what? He’s pulling for me too? Don’t make me laugh, Mother. You know he hoped that I was never born. He hates me.” Rin said, but was met with a slap by her mother.

“Don’t you ever say that, you hear me? You know nothing what Luscious feels for you, nothing at all.” Hana said as she walked off, leaving Rin to think about what she just said.

Rin held her cheek, it having a red handprint from Hana. She just watched as her mother went back inside the house. Rin didn’t know what her mother meant by that. All of her life, her father had been nothing but cruel and mean to her. Every chance he got, he would make her feel like she wasn’t worth anything, least of all to him. She always saw that he favored Rex and Yukino. He even treated Kagetsu better than he did Rin. He only showed her affection when Rin did something good, like when she came back from her mission two days ago. He just gave her a few words of approval, but even that wasn’t much. It was for that reason alone that had Rin so confused about what her mother said and she wanted to know what she meant by that.

“She's wrong. I know how father feels about me." Rin said lowly. It was as if she had to reassure herself, as if there was doubt in her mind. She didn't realize it yet, but she didn't know how wrong she had it.
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