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3 yrs ago
Current At the end of the day, God is everyone's bull.
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3 yrs ago
me the poopy you the pants.
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4 yrs ago
i relate.
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You disgust me.
I'm a bastard too, then.

Can I have some coffee?


Silence, Dotachin.
or bubble gum!
-lame-

whatever im two sips into my coffee


Coffee is a bastard drink.
My bubble is popped... :(


Just go get some dish soap you'll be fine.
@Asura You could name her Renesmee - you know, cause she's half vampire, half human... Therefore, she's Edward and Bella's little girl, right? No? Hm...

Is your title (Fuckmothering Vampire) a reference to Chappie? If so, that's kinda super awesome.


No. Just no.

And it's from Hellsing Abridged. Sorry to pop your bubble.
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Is that 3.5?! Tell me that's 3.5!! :D

*Looks closer* Oh, it's Pathfinder. Okay, we can still be friends. I don't play Pathfinder, but I know it's close to 3.5, so you're clear.


If it was 3.5e, I wouldn't be making any kind of Paladin. :P
@Asura We are.

At least, I am.


Prove it. Help me find a name for this lovely lady. A suitably evil name.
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You shall die a fiery, horrible, macabre death, slave!



You guys are adorable.
To have Sable brood or to go start shit with the lesser beings...
Masturbating wakes me up more, meditation is boring, milk is gross warm and drugs are bad, mm'kay?

Spite is all there is.
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