AtomicNut

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Well I mean you made the choice to have a complicated character concept as well as power set and one delicate to the balance of the RP. So you should probably expect a long time for approval as a result, so I don't feel too bad. You're in the RP now so it shouldn't be a problem any longer. Let us move on.

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It's somewhat bad RP etiquette to simply pop up in the middle of an ongoing scene with no post stating you were heading there, so keep that in mind. It's like joining a fight at the very end and killing off the enemy before the people who were actually in the fight, in terms of concept. Obviously not that significant and I'm not implying it is, but it's still the same idea. Lets learn and move on from it.

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Well logically speaking Lolita is right since I know what they're doing. Like, both of us know all the secrets of this RP so sometimes for plot or spice purposes we'll do things that may look like they can't work. So you gotta trust us to do our job, that way we can have twists and surprises and stuff. If you can't do that I don't think you'll have fun here, since both of us like messing with you throwing curve balls.

@Cleopatra

I just wanted to say my support with glorious world war 2 flying pigs. My point being, you guys set the scene. We only play accordingly. Sorry for the confusion.

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Well, if the coGM says pigs fly, then all hail the Pigwaffe. Does it really matter?

To be honest they are sufficiently entitled to say witches and familiars cannot be distinguished. Maybe it is a special witch, or a clue. Or added spice.

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@AtomicNut
Dariya's magical weapons are actually her boobs, which she uses to crush noggins.

SHINING BOOBER

@Ariamis

Just a cheap copy of Tetta Finale, mind.

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@The book of bad juju

A clumsy girl with curves crashing on a loli like that is sure to distract anyone.

@Ariamis

I bet Julia is still stuck when Dariya gets up and she dangles comically.

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It's so irritating when you edit your own post to correct something and somebody quotes the post with the mistake in it, rubbing your nose in the fact that you fucked up and no amount of editing can ever save you from being wrong.

@The book of bad juju

Mwaahaha REVENGE IS MINE.

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Kei would still be the first to attack another magical girl, since she poked Ludmilla in the eye a few posts ago. Then became the first magical girl to self-harm a few posts later.

@The book of bad juju

BOOOOOK!

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And there, done. Dariya is the first to attack a Magical Girl. Technically?

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Dariya

Dariya breathed deep, as she stood tall atop one of the many buildings in Gdansk. She also breathed fast, as she had to climb her way up manually in order to get a view. Her beatiful curvaceous figure stroke a mighty pose, hair fluttering in the wind. The big day where she started her role as mankind's saviour had been presented before her eyes...

"Let's do th-PTEW PTEW" She interrupted herself as a loose strand of hair smacked her right in her own mouth. Rooftoops were windy. She staggered a bit, almost slipping aswell in surprise. Why did it look so cool in the movies, comics and the such? This seemed much harder than she thought. And she probably skipped the part where she was supposed to receive the instructions.

BLABLABLA KILL WITCHES BLABLABLA MAGICAL SOUL GEM BLABLABLA. BLABLA TRACKING.

It was how the white cat-bunny thing had sounded the first, and for now last time they had met. Bastard didn't even thank her for her cooperation, despite the whole contract thing felt somehow awful. She felt she had been duped somehow, like cheated by a player boyfriend, or something like that.

Still she didn't give more thought, as she nearly tripped a second time. Seriously. FUCK IT. Next time she was going to pose at ground level. She eyed the scene below, as some witch-like thingie was chased by several other girls.

Yes, that Kuybey was A PLAYER. She narrowed her eyes. How many this guy had under his beck and call?

But of course, having teammates for a rookie could be benefitial. A good impression was essential for the cause. She held out the gem, as she transformed for the first time. Taking several moments she looked at her guise, by posing.

"Too damn clingy." She said, as she moved on to the chest area, cupping her bosom. "It's good to have you guys back, too. I missed you a lot! More than my leg, actually. Or the internal organs." She said in a cheery tune.

But enough time wasted talking to her own breasts, or admiring her reflection on a polished surface. Business business. She noticed wires along her hands. So, she could do stuff with wires. Maybe she could...

Without thinking twice, she began running towards the edge, fists clenched. In her mind, it was cool as hell, such entrance. They would never think she was useless like this. She would be the coolest magical girl/superheroine ever! She would have tons of girlfriends and boyfriends to make up for all the drought she had to endure in the hospital.

"WEEE!" She let out a squeak as she jumped, her hand forward shooting her wires in an arc motion. "SPIDERDARIYA..." She cheered, trying to emulate a famous superhero. Except the designated anchor, a lightning rod of the buildings was cut clean in two with the wire. "...AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!" She screamed as she plumetted down the street, in a clean collision course with the girls down there.

Thud The jolt was severe, but it seemed something amortiguated her fall. A red pigtail was poking out from underside her rack, as she laid sprawled in the floor having bungled the landing. Cursing in both Ukrainian and Polish, she clasped her hands to her mouth, a weak and squeaky voice coming. "I killed the red dwarf." She weakly announced recognising Julia as the victim of her fumble, before crawling out of her position. "OH GOD I AM SO SORRY. I JUST. I.."

She added, flailing at the scene.

"I AM NEW. AND I DONT HAVE A MANUAL FOR THESE THINGS! I DIDN'T MEAN TO...!"

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@AtomicNut ... *imagines what would happen if Monika would be the target* ... *Monika would totally get scared and if able to immediately transform to "hide" herself, even if she cannot avoid the tackle* ... Heh.

@PlatinumSkink

Well more like "Dariya tries to be spiderman and fails miserably." It's a good thing I believe she's the most, ahem, "padded" of the cast.

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Okay, I'm good to go. Who wants to be a target of a marshmallow tackle?