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Interactions: Anya @Fernstone & Jack @Blizz
Resort Bar. The Halloween Festival



What most people would mistake for breathing and blinking was actually an absolute avalanche of expressions, the mix of horror and amusement dusting off the slopes of Sloane’s face and melting as they mixed within her second drink. It wasn’t as tough to get down as the first one, at least until Anya mentioned the fisting. Sloane made what could only ever be described as some kind of noise, one that would be impossible to replicate if she tried, and immediately clapped a gloved hand over her mouth. It was actually a strategic maneuver that perfectly coincided with the appropriate time to show shock, as she wasn’t covering a gasp but rather covering up the old fashioned that she had snorted out of her nose. She kept her hand over her mouth until she was sure there was no evidence on her upper lip and to give herself something to bite to keep herself from screaming as the inside of her nose burned from the whiskey.

Maybe it’d go away if she took another sip of her drink. (It didn’t, but perhaps a bigger sip?)

"I have a feeling he only pretends to be so disgustingly stupid, and I'm well-versed in the art of lying to someone's face," said Jack. "But, your sacrifice will not be forgotten."

Lying was a weird habit to brag about. She didn’t really see any value in it anyway—there was never any need to lie if things were done right, while lying to protect people from the truth was just delaying the pain until later. Sloane looked at Jack, trying to discern if the only person he was lying to about being a good liar was himself. It was difficult to get a read on him, but that could just be because his face was obscured by the robes of his costume. It was unfair, but a small part of her was happy because it meant there existed a reality where he hadn’t just lied to her. Dishonesty was disgusting, unlike this old fashioned. It was starting to taste quite good.

“Yes, if you ever need anything just name it, Anya. But I don’t know about your theory, Jack. Sometimes people are just that stupid,” said Sloane, glancing out to the sea and thinking about how she’d seen Drake earlier. She went ahead and took that bigger sip. She might have finally acquired the taste for alcohol, but it still wasn’t making her feel good. Just a little too warm for comfort, actually. She was actually grateful to see that a cooling rain had startedt.

"As far as 'dates' go, it was the worst I’ve ever been on. It reminded me of why I haven't been dating for the last few years," said Anya. Sloane turned her head, interest piqued—and also to try and flag down another server. ”I don’t think I’ll be going on another anytime soon”

“I don’t know, Anya. Trevor is obviously a creep but if that was the worst date you went on I don’t see why you should give up on finding someone,” said Sloane, trading her empty glass for a full one. “Seriously. I’ve been on worse dates than that one this year.”

Oh.
Fuck!


One gulp and Sloane finished half her drink and, yes, if anybody asked the glass was half-empty. The panic set in, although panic in this case looked like a woman in her late twenties daintily dabbing at her lips with a cocktail napkin. Her dating life was not a subject that was up for discussion. It was something to keep locked away in her vault, next to all of her artifacts and counterfeits that were missing and a copy of her seven-year-plan for the city that was now absolutely useless because she was going to have to leave town after tonight. She had to pivot now and she had to pivot hard. So much for doing anything for Anya, Sloane was about to offer her up as a sacrifice again.

“You know what I think, Jack? I think to thank Anya for her sacrifice we should take it upon ourselves to find her an actual date with an actual guy who is deserving of someone so brilliant and beautiful. Don’t you think so too, Jack?” said Sloane, blinking out an SOS that even if Jack failed to pick up Anya would surely notice, so she tried blocking Anya from her view by brushing away at a phantom thread of hair. At all cost, she was going to avoid eye contact with Anya. She began to crane her neck, looking around the bar for eligible bachelors. “Surely we can find you someone here.”

“What’s your type anyway? You never really talk about guys,” said Sloane, forgetting what she had just told herself as she took a sip of her old fashioned and made eye contact with Anya. She didn’t pull her mouth away from the drink until her teeth touched glass, “Um, you too Jack. I’m sure we can find someone for you here too. I'll just play matchmaker. And keep an eye out for a server, also…”

Or a gun she could shoot herself with.



Interactions: Don't worry, bro
Cracker Island. The Halloween Festival



Rip.

Tear.

Rip and tear, tear and rip. Freshly polished nails flashing, claws slashing, in and out, animal style. Real savage ultraviolence. Faster and faster and faster. Teeth gnashing, eyes bulging, chest heaving. Rip and tear, tear and rip. Hands wet, face splattered. Kill, kill, kill. Soaked insides spilled all over the ground as limbs flew. Heavy breathing, seeing red. Hands ripping at her throat, claws tearing at her chest. More, more, more. All of history’s violence before this was just preamble, laying down the groundwork of brick after bloodsoaked brick for this massacre right here, right now.

Absolute carnage.

Pure horror.

No calls would be made when the body was discovered, drenched and eviscerated. No tape would be put up around the area, no sheriff would be shaking their head and questioning what sick fuck would do something like this, no lookie-loos would be trying to sneak a peek of the scene to add a little excitement to their boring routine. No time of death would be called, no next of kin would be called, and no funeral would be held. Nothing would come of the pointless violence, except perhaps the mild frustration of a groundskeeper as they went about picking up the torn up bits of synthetic fiber and cheap polyester that made up the shredded remnants of a giant stuffed bear and a crocodile onesie.

An act of frustration?

Or a warm-up?

The top of a black hoodie poked out from around the scene of the crime’s corner, nearly impossible to see in the rain. The storm continued to expand over the festival, the light drizzle gaining a bit of umph and turning into a proper rain shower. The black hoodie joined the crowd that was still too determined to have a good evening to let a little rain ruin it, unaware that they had become camouflage and human shields. Families with young children, teenagers on first dates, and young adults desperately trying to hang on to that qualifier paid little attention to the black hoodie as they passed by, unaware that they had just brushed against death but were fortunate enough for today to not be their day. The black hoodie pulled back its sleeve, massaged its wrist, and flexed its fingers.

Five digits, five targets.

Which little piggy was first?

But first: buzz buzz, buzz buzz! A neon pink phone vibrated in its pocket, the catchy pop song used for the ringtone drowned out by the noise of the festivities.

“Yeah?” said Vashti, muffled by the shawl covering the lower half of her face. She pulled the Leviathan’s Veil away from her mouth. “Sorry, what? What? Fucking what? Who!?”

A pause.

“You mean Lila?”

Another pause.

“Mmm, this kinda sounds like a hate crime, bro. Huh? Oh, no, I’ll take care of it, obvi. Can’t let them make us look weak. Hm? What do you mean by who’s them? Them as in Sycamore them. What other them is there?” asked Vashti, her eyes widening in shock as she cackled wickedly. “Ohmigawd, dude! Dude, stop! You’re the worst! I’m hanging up. Don’t you ever call this number again!”

For now the little pigs were safe, there was a loose bird that needed caging. Vashti pulled the shawl back up over her nose, covering the cruel smile on her face. With the shawl over her face and the black hood over her head she looked like the kind of person who attended a peaceful protest because it gave them the opportunity to throw molotov cocktails and smash in windows. A Halloween costume that was in poor taste at best and an understatement of things to come at worst.

Not like she gave a shit.

Time. To. Hunt.


Interactions: Anya @Fernstone & Jack @Blizz
Resort Bar. The Halloween Festival



Sloane was ever thankful for Anya: there was no whinging over the change of plans and no unnecessary asking of what’s wrong, just a decisive agreement and a quick call to action. Sloane followed her and Jack to a shady spot and then, steeling herself for the nauseating jump, placed a hand on Jack’s shoulder. Rain began to fall on them as the silhouette of an international thief, a southern gothic swamp witch, and a shade huddled together behind a stall. There was a passing gaggle of teenage girls, one complaining loudly about the rain, and after they passed the area behind the stall was completely empty. The three popped into existence on the other side of the island, about a hundred feet away from the resort, with Sloane massaging her temple as the shadows unwrapped themselves from her.

The large resort was dark and closed for the season, the orange and red leaves of the large trees nearby making the entire tropical island aesthetic of the resort feel extremely out of place. The beach looked like a husk of itself. In the summer large umbrellas, beach chairs, and volleyball nets would line the shores, but they had all been stored away for the winter leaving it barren except for the volleyball net posts and a couple of lifeguard stands. The beautiful sandy shores of Cracker Island, as they were referred to in the brochure, had been washed away by the tide, returning the beach to its naturally rocky self until the owners called for sand to be shipped in again before it reopened in May. Its reopening always shocked Sloane, who assumed people would rather summer in the Caribbeans or the Mediterranean than in temperate, always cloudy St. Portwell, but every year it opened back up without fail.

The majority of the resort might’ve appeared dead, but the bar itself was still very much alive as the trio made their way up the drive. The resort’s bar was split between two parts with the circular bar itself being the center. One part was a large, roofed patio right along the beach that could be closed off from the elements if needed and where the majority of partygoers in and out of costume appeared to be gathered. The other half of the bar was inside the resort and hidden behind a series of thick, velvety curtains. Nobody but staff, dressed in typical serving attire except for the addition of a mardi gras mask, seemed to move into the curtained off section.

Sloane led Anya and Jack up to the check-in station outside of the bar, getting them in with no trouble. The gaudy halloween decorations that hung around the rest of the festival were replaced in favor for more tasteful autumnal decor, uncarved pumpkins and gourds displayed with elaborate arrangement of corn husks. Thick, artificial wax candles hung from the ceiling, giving the bar a warm glow as the gathering storm clouds blocked out what could’ve been a beautiful sunset. A four piece string band was playing quietly at one end of the bar, largely ignored, their music drowned out by conversations from the movers and shakers of St. Portwell. They got their drinks, Sloane sticking true to her word, and found a high-top table to crowd around that overlooked the dreary beach.

“Well we made it a week,” said Sloane. “Cheers to the PRA, I guess.”

She raised her glass in a half-hearted salut and then took a sip of her old fashioned. It was an excellent drink wasted on someone who did not particularly drink or enjoy the taste of alcohol, often stating how she failed to see how anybody could enjoy losing control of their faculties. However, tonight was Halloween, and for Halloween she was going as somebody who actually enjoyed letting their hair down. As Linqian had eloquently put it, ”Nobody needs your protection. Nobody's making you worry about the city when you could live a great fucking life, sad and alone.” It was funny to Sloane. As it turned out, in the life she currently chose to live she also often felt sad and alone, she just hadn’t realized that was what she had been feeling until Linqian said it. She took another sip and actually winced as the second taste was more difficult to stomach than the first.

“But whatever. I don’t want to talk about any of that stuff tonight. Tonight I want to just pretend like I am living a normal life where I can enjoy some drinks with a couple of friends and chat about nothing,” said Sloane. Even when she was around friends she felt sad and alone. She didn’t feel like anyone actually knew her, not even Anya. They just knew a handful of Sloane facts like the ones on cards they put up next to the display of zoo animals in cages: did you know that the average Sloane can drink up to three cups of tea a day, buys approximately eight books a month yet only actually reads about half, and is a Capricorn? She looked down at her drink, speared the cherry with a cocktail straw, and pulled it off the straw with her teeth. She felt her stomach knot.

“Um,” was about as far as she got for conversation starters. It was easier to talk to people when there was a goal, a solvable crisis that at the end of the conversation she could look and go: there, we did it. She kept thinking about Linqian, and how Linqian had family that she cared about, and how that family cared about Linqian, whereas Sloane had only abstracts: the people, the city, the right thing. None of those things, as Linqian had pointed out, needed her. Goddamnit, did she even ask to pay for Jinhai’s funeral because she wanted to or because she simply liked the idea of someone tangible relying on her?The former, remember, you don’t care what others think, right? She finished her drink and waved over a cocktail server, ordering another old fashioned.

“So," Sloane shifted her weight, looking tired. "What do you want to talk about?”


Interactions: Britney@Punished GN Layla@Estylwen Edict@AtomicEmperor & Linqian @Fernstone
Cracker Island. The Halloween Festival



“Some way to greet an old friend, Vashti.”

Vashti's neck snapped towards the buzzing. Her face was frozen in a horrific expression like the paintings of a paranoid schizophrenic done on acid: her bottom lip curled out and mouth still hung and twisted from her latest “c’mon”, her noses wrinkled and upturned, her eyes buggy and wide as she gave the littlest of the bees a bleary once over, all of which was trying to escape out from the gullet of a toothy crocodile. Her lips unfroze and mouthed “old friend” as if it was the most perplexing thing someone has ever said to her. A reel of old film spun through and played her fuzzy memory, footage of a familiar bee standing in the background like an extra, before the film caught flame and spun loose. Then her mind went oh, oh, oh oh oh as she realized the truth: this bee was obviously just a no good goddamn liar. They weren’t friends.

What kind of psychopath lied about being friends with someone?

“Oh my bad, bro, I didn’t recognize you. Now buzz, buzz, Layla, buzz, buzz. I gotta talk to my friend Britney,” said Vashti as she gave Layla a friendly flashing of fangs. Her smile stretched the limits of her mouth as she fantasized about finding a tall building or a cliff and testing the baby bee’s ability to fly after she tore off its wings.

"I'm not scared of you, either. In fact. I'll kill you here and now if that's what you want," said Britney.

“See?” Vashti gestured to the bees. “Toxic.”

"Woah! Woooooah, God Damn, I guess you really embraced life as Emily's pet lizard!? Vashti twisted her body so that she could see the approaching dead man without turning her back on Britney’s hive. “Clear the fuck off, Nashty Hoor, before someone calls animal control."

“Good one,” Vashti laughed fakely at Greyson’s joke and held her hands up as if she were under arrest. She took a small step back, but the storm continued to expand.
What, were they having a reunion here or something? Linqian was here too. Her laugh shifted and became a genuine cackle as she noted their costumes, “Bro, that’s an amazing costume! You look just like the guy who doesn’t get laid after his senior prom.”Vashti squinted and, hands still held in surrender, pinched her right thumb and forefinger together until they were just separated by a hair. She began speaking at the same time as Linqian, “Is that why you’re with little dick riding h—”

Linqian was coming in hot, yelling fuck this fuck that like some fucking ignorant bitch, or perhaps it was more accurate to say that she was coming in cold. Vashti found herself the centerpiece in a snowglobe for the Florida Gators. What the heck was even happening? All she had wanted was one simple private conversation and everybody was acting like she was an absolute sociopath for it. Meanwhile, they’re behaving monstrously like they were complete and total animals. She felt adrenaline surge through her system as her fight or flight system kicked in. A quick headcount, factor in the witnesses, multiple by how much Emily would yell at her, and divided by how many fucks Vashti gave at the moment. Sadly, she was becoming far too coherent for how she had intended to be this evening.

"—huh?"

So when Linqian misspoke and made it sound like Vashti was getting invited to an impromptu orgy she got fully distracted by the false promise, noting that the hottie versus nottie ratio was unusually favorable. In that moment of excitement, she didn't notice what Linqian was moving to do.

WAH!! screamed Vashti in surprise as Linqian grabbed her wrist. The immediate shock of the cold was replaced by the searing heat of pain as the left sleeve of her costume began to stiffen as Linqian’s grip threatened to inflict Vashti’s hand with frostbite. Rationally, in this moment a person would want to get away from their source of pain as quickly as possible. However, in this moment, as with most any other moment, rationality wasn’t really something in Vashti’s kit. Thunder rumbled as the rain picked up, the storm continuing to expand and begin to threaten to encroach on the rest of the festival area. No, she had little to no rationality, but what she did have was instinct.

”Fuck right off before I shove my knee up your fucking crocodile ass.”

And instinct told her that those words would be Linqian’s last.

Linqian was close enough to feel the shift in Vashti’s body as her muscles tightened like a coil, getting ready to strike. The murderous intent was clear in Vashti’s eyes. There was the presence of something else too as her pupils momentarily became elongated and narrow as her eyes shifted to a putrid yellow-green before returning back to their normal bloodshot brown. She grinned, more a baring of teeth really, her tongue licking her canines hungrily. Linqian would see that her magic was hurting Vashti; she would also see that the woman did not care. Vashti couldn’t be to blame for anything that happened next. Linqian had just put her hand in the mouth of a crocodile.

Britney’s words bounced off of Vashti’s ears—if Emily was getting her ass kicked, then that just meant she was weak and unworthy. This was so, so, so much more vital than anything else in the world. Her free hand shot back and twitched in anticipation, overwhelmed by the bountiful buffet of options: even frozen meat was still meat. Snapping in her knee would’ve been poetic, while slicing open her stomach until her blouse matched the red of her hood would be beautifully artistic. No, no, no, both were too intense too quickly. For hurting Vashti it was clear that Linqian wanted the long, personalized experience, but there simply wasn’t time! Like bobbing for apples she would have to be quick if she wanted the prize, and there were just so many other juicy McIntoshes around that she couldn’t savor a sour Granny Smith like Linqian.

A simple tracheotomy then. The snow danced around her nails as they flashed through the air towards Linqian’s throat. Just moments prior Sabrina had stepped forward, her last name leaving her mouth at the same time Vashti took her swing. The intensity faded from Vashti’s eyes as her trajectory slowed down and diverted. If Linqian had made the mistake of standing her ground instead of backing down the hit would connect. However, it was no longer a lethal, spine-severing slash, but a mere painless and playful pat-pat of the cheek followed by Vashti wrenching her wrist free of Linqian’s grip with ease. She backed away from Linqian, smiling, her hand rubbing her wrist and trying to warm it.

“No need, Ms. Vanburen, no need! We're just fooling around,” said Vashti, chipper as ever, to Sabrina. Then she turned to the remnants of Sycamore.

“But god, you all are so fucking lame now. Lighten up, lighten up. It’s Halloween! I was just joking around with you, Britney. It was a prank, bro, a prank,” said Vashti with a little witch cackle, backstepping, body still tensed and ready to strike if anybody tried anything. She grabbed the massive stuffed bear off of the ground, its fur heavy with snow and rain, and slung it over her shoulders as if she were carrying a wounded soldier. “I know when I’m not welcome. Which reminds me, if you see Sloane tell her to drop by the manor again tomorrow. Emily should finally be free.”

Vashti smiled at a private joke and took a few more steps back into the darkness of the bad weather.

“Love your costumes by the way. Very cool. Very, very recognizable. Real easy to spot even in this weather. Anyway, I hope you all have fun tonight. I know I will. Party like there’s no tomorrow, bros,” she said, her voice falling flat. She became little more than a crowd surfing stuffed bear as she slipped back into the safety of a group of festival goers. A voice rumbled from the crowd like distant thunder as the rain continued, showing no sign of giving up just yet. It said, ''Be seeing you. Be seeing you real soon.”


Interactions: Mentions Drake @Punished GN
Ferry. The Halloween Festival



Sloane became one with the crowd as she was herded onto the ferry, just a Carmen Sandiego caught in a sea of Barbies, pirates, and superheroes. Soon she had faded from sight, her eye-catching red hat countered by her short stature, before suddenly reappearing at the bow of the ferry as she stepped upon a ledge. Normally she found the sea calming. Being around boats reminded her of the handful of times her family had actually felt like one, and the open water served as the greatest barrier there was to separate someone from their stressors. However, sailing lost all of its charm and mystique when it was aboard what was essentially a public bus on floaties, the smell of the salt and the whisper of the wind replaced by the stench of body odor and the shouting of children. Sloane was like a princess who had been dumped out of her palanquin while taking a tour of the market to be amongst the common people—immediately full of regret. Next time she’d take the yacht or, better yet, take Jack up on his services, even if a step through the shadows left her feeling queasy.

Sloane leaned against the railing, impatience wearing upon her as the ferry chugged across the harbor towards Cracker Island. Jinhai and Linqian’s situation weighed heavily upon her mind. She would uphold her end of the deal. Jinhai would have a memorial service and a burial. Even if everybody else was as financially irresponsible as Linqian and unable to contribute or as unbelievably callous as Linqian (fuck off, give the woman a break)and refused to contribute it would happen. She would make it happen. Sloane wanted to be able to visit him, even if “him” was just a slab of carved marble where ashes had been scattered. She sighed. The people she cared about kept being taken from her and she felt as if she was powerless to stop it. Hell, she couldn’t even get Emily’s cronies to let her have a conversation with the leader of 8th Street.

She couldn’t even let herself enjoy the Halloween Festival. Sloane shook her head. Emily, Jinhai, Father Wolf—none of those problems could be solved tonight. She’d have a drink or two, eat some funnel cake, critique the stands of the other vendors with Anya, and make Jack give her a lift home so she didn’t have to bother with public transportation ever again. The Halloween Festival was Sloane’s night and she was going to enjoy herself. Absolutely nobody would be able to ruin it.

A man’s voice cut through the murmur of the crowd and the second loop of the Monster Mash as he shouted, ”I’m goin as ZOOOOOOOOOS!

Sloane immediately recognized the voice, the realization hitting her like a punch to the nose. Her eyes snapped in the direction of the shout as she pulled her hat down to cover her face and tucked her chin into her yellow scarf, becoming little more than a pair of dark eyes and a crooked, still healing nose. Drake was on the ferry with his sisters and his cousin, dressed in a toga, a white wig, and a fake beard. The blood hummed in her ears. He had an entire week to apologize, to come crawling back to her on his hands and knees, to beg for forgiveness and kiss the ring but instead there had been silence. No text, no call, no gifts or letters. She had assumed he had been rightfully hiding away in his room, staring at the wall, realizing how much he had screwed up. To see him out here having fun with his family was like an icicle to the heart. Jade was dead and he was prancing around half-naked dressed (and looking like) a Greek god.

Sloane hopped off of the ledge and disappeared back into the crowd, hopefully vanishing before Drake would notice her. She was ever so grateful for the common folk as her loyal, royal subjects used their bodies as barriers to protect their princess from the Blackmore barbarians.



Interactions: Britney@Punished GN & Layla @Estylwen
Cracker Island. The Halloween Festival



Hey, be cool okay?

Bright lights spun like a carnival wheel in kaleidoscope eyes. Arms swung and head bobbed to music nobody else heard. So many colors, some without names. Campfire smoke and wet leaves; the scent of the season. Everyone showing skin or in someone else’s. Bodies, pushing, being pushed, rushing to the next attraction. Cackling witches and booing spirits. Caramel apples and the elevated acceptance that the fun in fun-sized is being able to justify another candybar. Yet another justifiable excuse to paint a face like a cat. Smoke pouring from pumpkins that hid fog machines; smoke pouring from port-a-potties that hide giggling teens. Spaghetti for brains and peeled grapes for eyes, oh how spooky-ooky.

Don’t freak out dude.

Picture this: a crocodile cutting in a queue by pretending to know the ninja near the front. A crocodile getting scared by a bloody clown and grabbing the arm of a stranger. A crocodile chugging a bottle of water and tossing it on the ground: hydration was important, but fuck the world. A crocodile staring down at a row of festival games, paralyzed by the options. A crocodile sitting at a booth spraying a water gun, making the little horsey race faster,yah yah bitch yah yah. A crocodile hugging a massive bear, ignorant of the upset children and angry parents around it. A crocodile nodding its head up and down as it learned that calling six year old little bitches is frowned upon (even if they were little bitches), using its crocodile hands to make mister bear nod along in agreement. A crocodile and mister bear sharing a funnel cake on a bench, powder on mister bear’s snout.

See, the bear knows how to party.

So much more to do. So much more to do. What’s next? What’s next? Hay ride, corn maze, get a pumpkin beer in a glass boot? No, no, no. Gotta be something better, gotta be something bigger. Oh, welcome to the coven mister bear. Let’s find the rest of 8th street. No fuck them they’d just slow the night down. New friends? Find new friends. Anyone could be a new friend. Nah, friends suck. So what’s next? What’s next? What’s up? What’s going on? Oh right. Right, right, right. Gotta show mister bear the haunted house. “Haunted house, haunted hoooouse.” Okay mister bear maybe in a less annoying voice. Put a little bass in it. Haunted house, haunted house. Let’s, —go!”

A crocodile and a large, six-foot tall stuffed bear stopped in front of a beekeeper and two bees.

“Oh!” Vashti pointed at Britney and pushed up the snout on her crocodile onesie as if to confirm that she had the right person. Her heavily dilated eyes widened and shined like the high beams of an oncoming semi suddenly and swiftly rounding the bend on a winding mountain road moments before a wrecked car would be launched over the cliff. The darkening of the sky was no longer just courtesy of the murder of crows flying in front of the setting sun. A single raindrop splashed off the top of Britney’s costume as Vashti let go of the stuffed animal, the oversized bear slumping forward on its face. Vashti smiled a sharp little shark smile that only grew wider as she envisioned popping Britney’s eyeballs like grapes and squishing her brains in her hands like wet noodles.

“Hey bro! It’s been so long. Am I happy to see that you’re well!” shouted Vashti, her words coming out with a rapid fire ra-ta-ta-tat. Dark clouds gathered over a small portion of Cracker Island as a light localized drizzle began, a collective groan coming out of the mouths of nearby festival goers who had been lied to by the forecast. Vashti began to close the distance between herself and Britney, squashing down the head of the stuffed animal as she stepped on it. It was hard to see, but the rain parted around Vashti as she walked, with the only part of her costume getting wet being the crocodile tail that dragged behind her.

“So, so happy! So happy. Emily’s gonna be thrilled to hear that you’re here. Love the hazmat suit, super fucking fitting. Everything around you always turns toxic real fast. You know,” Vashti lowered her voice as she stared up at the much taller Britney, “I am really, really happy to see you, man. I—OY, WE’RE HAVING A FUCKING PRIVATE CONVERSATION HERE, BRO! SHIT!" Vashti swatted at the air between her and Layla, not even recognizing the former Coven member. “Give me some air, dude! Buzz off, bees! Buzz buzz!”

Vashti made shooing motion with her hands at Sabrina and Layla.

“God some fucking people, bro. Some fucking people. So rude,” said Vashti , lowering her voice but not slowing down her pace as she leaned back towards Britney. “I don’t even remember what I was saying so it’s probably not—oh yeah! I don’t have to tell Emily. You know how she tends to just make everything me, me, me. We should go before one of her little cronies sees ya. Get outta the rain. Catch up.” Vashti loudly popped her knuckles. “Talk. Come on."

"Come on, let's go."

"C’mon."

"C’mon."

"C’mon…”




Interactions: Anya @Fernstone & Jack @Blizz
Cracker Island, Outside Cracker Town, USA. The Halloween Festival



“Come on, let’s go,” said Sloane with an uncommon urgency in her voice as she slipped between Jack and Anya and readjusted her hat. Sloane had escaped from the ferry as quickly as she could without actually running, burying her face in her phone to appear busy and resist the urge to look over her shoulder at the Blackmores. It hadn’t been too difficult to spot Anya or Jack waiting for her at the entrance of one of the large, sprawling displays of merchant booths that someone on a committee somewhere had either cheekily or absentmindedly named Cracker Town.

“Shopping can wait. I need a drink,” said Sloane. “Not from one of the stalls. It’s all run-of-the-mill IPAs and cheap, unpalatable wine. You might as well be drinking spoiled grape juice. I can get us into the private party being held at the resort's bar across the island.”

It was a party hosted by the yacht club. She had gone a few years prior in hopes of doing some business and it had been an absolute nightmare. Nothing but stodgy codgers smoking cigars, drinking whiskey, and being too “friendly” with the waitstaff. Sloane couldn’t decide what had been worse about the experience: how she kept getting asked what her husband did, or the sudden spike in their interest when she mentioned she didn’t have one. Still, Jack's presence, or really the presence of any other man in general, was typically enough to keep them at bay. Anything was better than having to deal with Drake or, worse, being completely and utterly ignored by him.

“First round is on me.”
Why is everyone fucking called Malik this is the third


The Fourth. Sully is actually short for Malik.
I keep opening up the Raven Jones hider and keep getting fucking jump scared.

There are no jump scares in these NPC sheets.




Sloane's Apartment, the night before...



Time passed, uncaring. The hours and days mixed and swirled together, blending and blurring like when faces and bodies suddenly lose definition and simply become a crowd. Sloane’s face took the center of the frame, the bandages over her nose and the continuity error of the sudden appearance and disappearance of a black hat lined with a veil the only thing changing as time lapsed while she blankly stared ahead like a mannequin. Only a slow zoom on her unflinching pupils reflected the changing scenery around her: a cramped dining room full of old crying women surrounding a table overloaded with untouched food. A wall of stiff shoulders standing at the ready as a flag was draped over a casket. A crew of baggage handlers testing the limits of the phrase “handle with care” as they unknowingly or unsympathetically chucked refrigerated crate holding remains into a cargo plane. A blazing furnace lighting up a dark, nearly empty room as a box is unceremoniously pushed into a fire, cutting to ashes being placed in an urn for nobody.

Sloane blinked as the elevator dinged, bringing her back to the here and now. The second it took between the elevator reaching the top of her apartment building and the doors opening dragged on for an eternity. She caught her reflection in the polished metal, the slight warping of the image making her appear as melted and exhausted as she felt. One farce and four funerals later, only the brief respite of stopping in at a Halloween popup had energized Sloane to make it through the rest of her day. She glanced down at her shopping bag, a hint of red fabric poking through the protective tissue paper, and breathed deeply. Attending the Halloween Festival at a time like this felt mad, yet the normalcy it brought about to her otherwise “unconventional” week was actually quite therapeutic. The elevator dinged again, the door opened, Sloane stepped through the threshold, and the doors slid shut behind her.

Sloane didn’t immediately feel unsafe as she approached the door to her penthouse. It took a moment for the unease to set in, like when accidental eye contact was made with a man across the bar and the sense of accomplishment she felt at managing to not awkwardly glance away suddenly shifted to a swell of anxiety as they took it as an invitation to approach. Her hand hesitated on the handle of her front door as she heard a faintly reminiscent jazz number playing on the other side of the door. She didn’t leave the stereo on when she left, and even if she did it certainly would’ve been tuned to something more melancholic and somber. She slipped a hand into her pocket and held on to her Channeler as she cautiously opened the door and crept down the hall as softly as her heels would let her. She wasn’t concerned that she didn’t know who was intruding in her home. She was concerned that she knew exactly who was here.

Her fears were realized as she turned the corner.

Sitting in her armchair, drinking her brandy, and listening to her stereo was an older man well into his sixties dressed in a casual suit, his slicked back hair doing little to cover the bald spot on his head. His eyes were closed behind the thick frames of his glasses and it was difficult to tell if he was bobbing his head along to the rhythm of the music poorly or if he was constantly catching himself from nodding off. Thumbing through her bookshelf was a woman in black that in the dim lamplight might as well have been Sloane’s doppelganger. Her brow furrowed in disapproval at the book she was reading, a look that matched the one of disgust on Sloane’s face as she saw her mother and father. The faint light of Lux flowing through her Channeler glowed from her pocket as the stereo clicked off and Sloane stepped further into the room, making her presence known.

“Sloaney, sweetie. You’re home,” said her father, getting up from his seat with a smile. The genuine warmth and happiness in his voice made Sloane freeze. The last time Sloane had seen Malik Faris he’d gunned down their butler Warren without an ounce of hesitation or regret, the same way a person would absentmindedly smash a mosquito. That had been over a decade ago.

“We’re going to miss our reservations,” said her mother, thumbing through the pages of a book. Yasmin Faris didn’t even look up to acknowledge Sloane. Unlike her father, Sloane had seen her mother within the last year. Unintentionally for both parties. It had not gone cordially.

“We’ll be fine,” said Malik as he took a few steps towards Sloane. He let out an easy laugh as he reached out to her. In the past ten years he had found some way to reconstruct the tips of his fingers. “Wow, look at you. Figured you would’ve outgrown the goth look by now.”

Quietly, almost inaudibly, the words muttered out, “...at a funeral…”

Sloane found herself knocked back into the mind of a seventeen-year-old girl whose father kept making “joking” comments about her appearance and broke eye contact with the man. On the rare occasions friends crossed paths with her father they always talked about how funny he was, seemingly uncaring that his punchlines only ever punched down on his daughter. She had grown since then. She snatched back the confidence he’d knocked away and wrapped it back around her like body armor. She didn’t care what this man or anyone thought about her (and for real this time, not like when she was a hormonal teenager screaming the same sentiment as she stomped out of a room, desperate for anybody’s approval).

“What happened to your face?” he asked with a look of concern that almost appeared genuine.

“I was at a funeral for a friend,” said Sloane more assertively, ignoring the question. She found some pleasure in the way her father recoiled uncomfortably. A glow of Lux again and the TV was on and muted, turned to the news, as the overhead lights fired up and a glass of brandy poured itself for Sloane as she walked by her father and grabbed the tumbler. “Why are you here?”

“Why does an old man need a reason to see his little girl? I just missed you, Sloaney. ” asked Malik, gesturing widely.

“Great. You saw me. Only took you ten years. See you in another decade,” she said.

Yasmin huffed sharply, “I told you this was a waste of time.”

“Hey, c’mon, you said you’d give her a chance,” said Malik.

“That was before she so rudely made us wait.”

“Stop talking like I’m not in the room,” said Sloane, turning to her mother who refused to look her way and instead found interest in a different book on the shelf. “What part of I was at a funeral didn’t you understand?”

“Right, no, we got it. Sorry for your loss, kiddo. Were you close with the departed?” asked Malik.

“No,” said Sloane

“Oh, one of those gotta make appearances or your social standings will go down kind of funerals, huh? Man I hate those. The dead won’t know if you show or not, so why does everyone else gotta be such a prick about it, yeah?”

“It wasn’t that either, said Sloane again. Finn’s funeral had been as barebones as it got. There were more staff on hand than visitors. “Nobody would’ve cared if I hadn't shown.”

“Hah. Then why go?”

Sloane didn’t know. It felt like the thing to do. She hoped when she went someone else would feel the similar obligation to show up and acknowledge that her life had some kind of impact. She took a sip of her brandy and left space in the conversation for silence to fill the room, interrupted only by the occasional shifting of paper on paper as her mother casually thumbed through a book. Her father shifted uncomfortably, opening his mouth to speak and immediately getting cut off by Sloane. “Why are you actually here?”

“Like I said, I wanted to see you,” said Malik.

“No, why are you actually here?”

“Um, well, again, to see my daug—”

“Cut the bullshit,” said Sloane firmly.

“She shouldn’t speak to you that way,” said Yasmin out of the side of her mouth. Sloane glanced at her mother. Talks of theft, blackmail, torture, and murder hardly made her mom blink, but colorful words always threatened to ruin the botox or make her eye do that twitching thing. Sloane couldn’t tell for certain, but for a moment she’d almost seen an eyebrow move. “We didn’t raise her to use such language.”

“You didn’t even raise me, Yasmin!” said Sloane, a rare hint of heat bubbling up in her voice. “I was raised by a Nicaraguan maid that you poisoned and an English butler that he shot right in front of me.”

“Sweetie, Warren and Maria—” Malik started.

“Her fucking name was Marta,” said Sloane, her voice raised but still controlled.

“Language!” hissed her mother, snapping the book shut.

“Right, right, sorry Sloaney. Memory’s the first thing to go, you know?” Malik chuckled, the laugh falling flat as his daughter’s expression did not lighten. “Look, Marta and Warren's deaths were a, well, a mercy killing. The city was doomed. Even if they had survived the attack from the Stygian Snake, which they wouldn’t, their families had all been wiped out during its assault. No parent wants to witness the loss of their child. I’m sorry you had to witness what happened to Warren, but it was the right thing to do sweetheart. It eased his suffering. I’m not happy we had to do it, but it was something that had to be done.”

“A mercy killing…”

“That’s right.”

Sloane sighed deeply as she sat forward, hair falling in her face as the dark reality of what her father had said set in as she stared into her drink. He truly believed he had done something noble and just by executing their staff instead of allowing them to witness atrocities and more suffering. A shadow was cast across her vintage rug as her mother moved to the other bookshelf, oozing and pooling across the carpet like the blood that had seeped out from Warren in the grand hall of her childhood home. She had seen countless deaths since then, but the first one would forever be burned in her mind. A seventy year old man, bald and liver spotted with a mustache like a walrus, white shirt soaked wine red, blood gargling out of his mouth as his lungs filled with blood from where her father had failed to hit his heart when he’d shot Warren in the chest.

“It took minutes for Warren to die. You could’ve shot him again,” said Sloane, watching the brandy swirl in her glass, disgusted that she even had it in herself to discuss the optimal method to perform a mercy killing, let alone to even pretend that it was anything other than just a murder.

“Jesus, kiddo. Wetwork was always more of your mother’s thing. I realized in that second that I was no killer. I freaked out. The reason I took so long to return was because I was having a panic attack in the next room. Honest. I’m not a bad guy, just a bad shot,” said Malik.

“You could’ve warned them. You could’ve sent them away with their families. Somewhere safe, ” said Sloane. Malik shook his head. Of course at the time her parents thought the world was ending. Almost everybody did. The Coven had proved them wrong. “You could’ve stayed. We stopped the Stygian Snake. You just abandoned me.”

“Hah!” Yasmin laughed so sharply that it caused Sloane to jump.

“Honey, please,” said Malik, waving his hand to silence his wife. “Sloaney, you got everything wrong. We tried to save you. You abandoned us.”

Silence fell over the room again as Sloane struggled to even comprehend the absurdity of the statement. What they had tried to do was abduct her, but even if in their misguided brains they somehow thought they were doing the right thing then why did they never bother trying to do it again? It wasn’t like her parents had waited until the final moment and left when the ship snapped in two and sunk into the Atlantic. They had spotted the iceberg well before it even struck and had quietly evacuated without informing any of the passengers, launched all of the lifeboats for the hell of it, and then boarded and cruised away on their own luxury yacht that they had trailing behind the ship the whole time. Sloane sharply inhaled a breath, ready to unleash a torrent of harsh words that had been bottled up inside of her for a decade, when her father hit first and knocked the hot wind out of her.

“You abandoned us and it was the right thing to do. It was the right thing to do sweetie. Oh god,” said Malik as his voice cracked. A visible look of panic crossed Sloane’s face as her father’s shoulders began to heave as he started to loudly weep. “At first I was just angry, and then I was embarrassed. So scared to admit that I’d been wrong. So scared that you’d just hate me.”

At least that was what Sloane thought he said. She looked to her mother for confirmation. Yasmin’s eyes were downcast, the closest she’d ever come to showing genuine regret. She looked back at her father although it was difficult to do so. He looked smaller here than he did in her memories. Discomfort crept over her as he continued to sniffle and blubber like a child, thick tears running down the trenches in his wrinkled face and mixing with the snot clingy to the gray hairs of his beard. He was still saying words, but they were near nonsensical phrases punctuated by the snicker-snack of sobs.

Sloane realized too late that he was moving in to embrace her, falling upon her like a zombie minus the merciful act of ripping out her jugular with his teeth to end her suffering. She wanted to push him off but felt the strength evaporate from her arms like it would in a dream, leaving her weakly holding a frail, sobbing old man. She could feel the chilling presence of her mother loom closer like a sentinel, not close enough to touch yet still close enough to drain away Sloane’s heat. In the past week she she had been betrayed and assaulted by a close friend resulting in an emotional and public breakdown, tear gassed and arrested by a government agency, buried a handful of friends, was being hunted by a serial killer, and worst of all had been made aware of the existence of a person like Trevor. Yet somehow, this experience was more terrifying and awful than any of those.

Yet again, time passed indeterminably before Sloane was able to react. It might’ve only been seconds, but it felt like eons. Dinosaurs evolved into birds faster than Sloane was able to push her father away. There was a gentleness to it that was somehow still devoid of kindness, the type of precautionary touch she’d give to an antique whose fragility was still yet unknown. Sloane stared at her crying father in his eyes and saw her reflection in their brackish waters, mistaking the cold figure in them for her mother. She folded her arms tightly across her chest to provide a barricade for any further attempts at a hug. Her dad wiped his face and gave an embarrassed smile.

“I’m sorry, honey,” said Malik. “I was wrong back then. I don’t want your forgiveness because I don’t deserve it. I just want to be a better father.”

“You want to—” the words broke in Sloane’s throat as her face twisted and contorted into a look of anger, her eye twitching like her mother’s would. She quickly recovered and shrouded the vitriol, twitching aside. “I need you to leave.”

The uncomfortable silence returned again and pressed the entire room beneath its boot as it choked the atmosphere. Slowly, dejectedly, her father nodded as her mother ushered him to a closed door where she pulled out a small object, tapped it against the frame, and guided her husband through a portal. Her mother moved to follow then hesitated, turning to fix Sloane with a stare, her eyes lingering on her daughter’s broken nose. Yasmin’s lips parted into a thin, cruel smile.

“Thank whoever did that for me. Your nose was always unflattering,” said Yasmin, stepping into the portal. “About time it gets fixed.”



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Harbor, the Halloween Festival



That night Sloane had a nightmare. Of course she did. Dreams were just an extension of reality, and her life had always been so dreadful. It had only become more so as she heaped on more responsibilities of things that she had no real control over, instead becoming just another thing to worry about and distract her focus. She had put her businesses on the backburner—work seemed unimportant when Father Wolf was on the prowl. The morning and afternoon of the Halloween Festival had been a blur of phone calls as she shuttled to and fro between Cracker Island and her oddity shop to ensure that the Curious Curio stall would be properly supplied with “paranormal” rubbish and the prize pool amongst the various games stalls would be stockpiled with creepy dolls branded with her store. Even if she was to be stabbed violently to death in the street that evening, she still owed it to her employees to make sure that her business flourished.

She still managed to find enough time to get herself ready for the festival. Typically Sloane didn’t give a hoot about festivities, but Halloween was different. She loved Halloween. It was the one time of the year where she had not only the opportunity but the social obligation to put on a mask and be someone different. For a few hours she was allowed to not have to worry about the world and if it was still turning, as if her removal from existence would somehow bring about a global crisis instead of being like removing a single drop of water from an endless ocean. Although the vivid nightmare and Father Wolf still weighed heavily on her mind, Sloane was still going to attempt to enjoy the Halloween Festival—or rather, thought Sloane as she adjusted her wide-brim red hat and tucked a yellow scarf into a red trench coat, Carmen Sandiego.

“Carmen” made her way to the harbor in time to hear the ferry blow its horn as it signaled its departure. While her alter ego could’ve easily stolen a boat, and Sloane already owned one, she made the assumption that making port at Cracker Island would be a nightmare and decided to simply wait as if she were one of the common people. By habit she looked at her wrist to check the time, her watch safely sitting in the drawer of her nightstand at home as it didn’t go with her costume, and instead slightly frowned as she saw the burn scar she’d gotten nearly ten years ago. It had faded overtime, but she was convinced it would never go away. She pulled out her phone to check the time instead and noticed that she had missed a call from an employee. So much for hanging up her responsibilities. She called them immediately.

“It’s Sloane. Hold on, it’s too loud here,” she said as she wandered away from the dock to find somewhere quieter. “Okay, what is the problem…”

Minutes later Sloane returned to the dock the way she had left it. She turned a corner as she pulled out her phone to reply to a text message from Anya: Here. Are you on your way? Sloane hammered out a generic, boring, and factual response saying how she was awaiting the ferry, deleting the message as she absentmindedly passed by a lady in red in favor of texting something more clever. Sloane decided to take a selfie instead and write something cheeky like how she had gotten distracted by stealing the lighthouse.

It was only through the screen of her phone that Sloane finally registered the woman she had walked by, the cheap cigarette and curly hair that spilled out of a red hood immediately making Sloane feel her stomach sink. She lowered her phone. The last time she’d dealt with Linqian the woman had almost assaulted her, and if not for Lynn being an absolute bitch Sloane doubted she would’ve been spared the bible beating after the cuffs had come off. A cold wind cut through her jacket, impossible to tell if it was the ocean breeze or Linqian’s presence. The best thing to do would be to just leave. Sloane took a few steps following that very intention, the heels of her boots thunking heavily on the wooden boardwalk before coming to a sudden stop. Was pushing off the inevitable really the right thing to do? The large red hat turned ever so slightly so that Linqian was but a fuzzy blob in Sloane’s periphery.

She remained there in that middle state for a moment, too afraid to directly make her presence known and too scared to abandon the only opportunity they might ever have to honestly speak with one another without there being an audience carrying cans of gasoline and matchsticks.
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Tayla was the true villain all along.


You thought Under the Sycamore Tree was a tale about how the way we poorly treated people when we're younger still haunt us today. It's actually a story about how far a mother will go to protect her son.
@AtrophySweet Jesus. Guess we no longer have to worry about the PRAxCoven ships.

I dare you to put this in game. Sloane can hand out the sheet at the next meeting. Derail everything. Excluding Tayla having a kid or you'll have to justify why Sloane knows that. May also end up on her kill list after Edict.


An emergency meeting is called. Everyone arrives, worried that Father Wolf has struck again, to a dark room. Nobody knows what's going on. Suddenly, candles alight around the room and create an intimate mood lighting, revealing tables for two with place mats and name cards. Slow Motion by Trey Songz starts to play. A TV turns on by itself, an image zooming in on an antique baby doll sitting in a cradle as a heavily modified voice goes, "I'd like to play a game. A dating game." Everyone looks around and notice that Sloane is missing as steel bars slam down and seal the doors and windows.
Happy Valentine's Day everyone. You are all loved and cherished. Please accept this Valentine that, much like a social disease or an accidental pregnancy, will haunt you for the rest of your life.



Blame Fern and Nori. They wouldn't let it go.
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