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*Takes a few uneasy steps in your direction*
Guys...
*Wipes my face with my wrist*
I don't even know what to say.


*Lowers my hands*
How do you feel?
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*Stares for a few moments with my shoulders drooped, and before long, tears begin to well in my eyes*


*Looks up and stares at you between the cracks of my fingers*
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*Pulls your hand away*
Youcantevensayanythingbecauseitstrue!


It’s not like thaaaaaat!
*Puts that hand over my face too*
Please don’t hate me strangers.
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*ignores both of you*


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*Turns my head to track the sources of the conversation*
...?


*Looks between both of you and covers my face with my hands*
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*gives a thumbs up*


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Mmmhmm mmmsh HMMMM!

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*Gives a thumbs down*


Don’t listen to her! It’s slander!
*Looks at you, wags a finger and slowly lifts my hand away*
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You feel peoples' butts! All. The. Time!
*Rubs my eyes*
What a nightmare of an existence.


*Rushes over to you and puts a hand over your mouth*
Shhh! Don’t go saying things like that around people who don’t know me!

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I’ll consider it, thank you.


*Clears my throat and smiles nervously*
I, eh, we’ll figure that out when we’re all ready to leave.
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That's even worse, to be real with you.


*Stares at you and then blinks in realization*
I, uh… It’s… You don’t really-
*Falters into muttering gibberish for a moment then stops*
… The analogies make it sound bad. I promise it’s not.
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Xray vision sounds like the kind of ability I wouldn't want to have.


Well, that’s why I also don’t call it “vision” most of the time. It really is most similar to, like, a tactile sensation.
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*looks away to see Artemis*


I know of a few places you could stay. None of them are mine, necessarily, but they’re all places guests are welcome.
*Hesitates for a moment*
Well, most.
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Like 4D vision? Sort of?


I have no clue what that would be like. But imagine that you just had 360 degree thermal goggles, and you were always aware of what those goggles were telling you. Throw in an element of xray vision and that’s just about the best way I can explain it.
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