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3 mos ago
Current woke is back on the menu, thank you nintendo
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3 mos ago
one of the best animals in my life had to go today. how in the hell is it only march.
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4 mos ago
ultrakill fraud type shit
4 mos ago
fraud today
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4 mos ago
wow, thanks flavor foley, you dropped a song that relates to my latest OC. Just in time. How?
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"I see now that the circumstances of one's birth are irrelevant. It is what you do with the gift of life that determines who you are."
-Freddy Fazbear

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So i came up with a small idea, @RoadkilBanana @Memory, what if, due to the chaos, you glitched to a rim territory colony, in the currently monochrome yellow frozen in time universe, and you just wander around confused for a bit, the reason glitched off to another terran dominion planet, because currently the Sol system and a few neighbouring systems look like the dreams of insanity and delirium, not very stable places in reality for ne to find themselves in...

So i prepped an image for that planet:



Sounds interesting 🐢👍
Oh, yeah, I'm back. Getting a post out later today
Hey, I'm back now.

Anything important happen while I was gone?
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*Nods expectantly*
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*With a spin, twists back onto my feet, opening up a lava pit below me and cauterizing the severed hand by dipping my wrist into the smoldering magma*


*Delta'a system crashes, leaving the letters "ths hppns alot" on her eyes.*

((see you guys Monday))
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*The glee of reckless abandon fills my face, and I twist my body into a triple spiral onto my good hand, kicking the severed appendage upside down, the bones of which rocket out of the flesh and shoot into you like needles*
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*The chants grow more expectant, now squealing "pain, broken, more, fighting, death"*


*She tries to cover herself with her arm, but the bone goes through it.*

∆: You need some help, man...
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*Looks at my wrist, curious, and bends backwards with surprising flexibility to meet your eyes upside down, face-to-face*


*Delta sheathes her sword, and Misty's hand starts to slip off from her wrist.*

∆: Might wanna catch that...
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*Shakes my head earnestly in agreement and slams my fingers into your side, my nails sharpened like blades*


∆: That's not gonna do much against metal...

*Delta disappears in a static smoke, appearing behind Misty with her blade in a strike position, a red light emits from Misty's wrist.*
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*Grins and flashes two thumbs up, one ringed with the pin of a grenade, the body of which is falling toward my foot, and I punt it at you*


*She glitches towards Misty, now being right in front of her.*

∆: You don't mind if I cut off a limb or two, right?
*This time, she can react, cutting it in half with her blade.*

∆: Dude, your girlfriend's cool.

*She coughs a bit and brushes off some rubble out of her hair*
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*Slams my foot on the ground when I near you and rips out a massive, triangular chunk of concrete that I slam onto your position*


*The chunk hits her square in the face, as she was a bit distracted, it sends her backwards across the ground.*
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