BingTheWing

Medieval Kingdom

OBJECTION jk.

I lurv tacos.

Buuuusy making a CS...

OBJECTION! (Aka BingTheWing's Introduction)

PPS: IRL stuff is beginning to take up most of my time, so don't expect to see me around very frequently.

OBJECTION! (Aka BingTheWing's Introduction)

Update.

I am a HE, for those poor souls who refer to me as a she or transgender or neither or whatever.

P.S will be posting a 'moods and status' thread in suggestions.

The Light In The Darkness

Too much poop going on.

Someone give me a brief summary of the situation.

Medieval Kingdom

Reeeeservd thief for meh.

Rise of Forbidden Kingdom

((Sorry I haven't posted in a while, IRL stuff going on.))

Thorgrim growled as menacingly as he could at the knight, but the important thing was that his advisors had managed to get away. With a truly passionate battle cry, Thorgrim head butted the knight, sending him tottering towards the conference table. At once, Thorgrim leapt upon the knight. They wildly thrashed about, burly dwarven fist meeting cursed iron plate. Thorgrim managed to briefly commandeer his blunderbuss and put another round in the knight's exposed face. "Seems like my new invention works wonders, canhead!"

The Light In The Darkness

A hammer-wielding rune-exploding dwarf crashed a church party and no one's reacting?

Rise of Forbidden Kingdom

Thorgrim was taken aback at first as a hulking grey armor-clad knight strode towards him, greatsword in hand. With an impressive amount of willpower and an almighty battle cry, Thorgrim threw the fellow onto the table. The knight looked obviously stunned, but he was certainly going to get up again. Thorgrim quickly fished for his just-in-case weapon from his chest and brought out a blunderbuss of questionable size. Indeed, this was why the pack was so heavy. Thorgrim put a round in the knight's helmet and ordered his advisors to ditch the chest and to help evacuate the castle. Suddenly, something dawned on Thorgrim: once they were out, where were they to go?
"Commander Maverous! Do we return to our home kingdoms or rally?"

The Light In The Darkness

The church vibrated with the brutal breaking of the church's wooden portals and the simultaneous sound of a dwarf's savage war cry. Various runes of different shapes and sizes were swirling around the hooded dwarf, who had just brandished a humongous warhammer and had begun swinging it in a frenzy. The dwarf soon found a tottering old undead, the poor zombie barely able to stand. A dark and final day it was for that undead minion, for the dwarf then proceeded to smite his rotting head off with amazing strength. "BLOODY BLACK SKULLS!" was heard numerous times in the church and outside graveyard.

Rise of Forbidden Kingdom

Thorgrim turned to face the dark, cloaked man with strange feelings of both dread and amusement. "Bloody hell, mate. Why in the gods' names do you wear your black bathrobes to the annual kingdom's conference?" He waited for a hearty laugh from the other representatives, but they all held a unmoving expression of terror. Then it suddenly dawned upon him - this was the Forbidden Kingdom's representative. "Okay, mate. Methinks that ye dark magic garments an' all is scaring the bloody dung out of these very nice representatives that you're about ta have a civilized talk with, not to impale them with unholy stakes o' darkness and all that crap. And ye bettah apologize to Mr. Dogood Paladin over there who seems like he's about to impale YE with a stake - or a sword, for that matter."