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8 yrs ago
Sometimes I don’t feel like writing but then I look at the rest of these forums and realize they’re dead af so I can’t be dead af either
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9 yrs ago
I am tired and very stressed - I will probably not be able to push out any replies for some time.
9 yrs ago
Will be away for three days - near to absolutely no internet. I'm afraid.
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9 yrs ago
I swear to God all the icons on the page turned into emojis for a moment...
9 yrs ago
I think I’m starting to be known on the guild as the guy who expresses interest in RPs but never joins
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Ok. Ok.
Chill. Sorry brah.

I'm working on my opening post: will keep me shut up for some time.
When can we post?
So, we all start in the city right? Or can we open our story somewhere else?
STAAAAAAAAART IT GUILTY

Please?
Am I accepted? I did include some compromising backup info if you didn't enjoy my cockiness..
Hell Yamaha baby.
A lookout at one of the dust-ridden windows suddenly sign-languaged to the Guildmaster. The Guildmaster looked alarmed, then abruptly calm. He then turned to Adrian, who had just briefly experienced the pleasures of the new sofa.
"Adrian... are you sure you weren't followed?"
"Uh..." Adrian sat up. Oh, no. It couldn't be. That bar girl... "No, Guildmaster."
Unfortunately for Adrian, the Guildmaster saw the subtle faltering in his voice and rounded on him. "You lazy, worthless, inefficient-"
"I'll take care of it, boss," Rat chimed in. He didn't want any more trouble, especially if the integrity and secrecy of Lizard Guild was about to be jeopardized. He swiftly scaled the wall and kicked open the window directly under the main door. He dropped down, turned around and drew his daggers at the intruder. "Steady, steady now, child. You're about to tell us how and why you decided to come knocking at death's door."
As soon as he said that, black cloaks surrounded the immediate vicinity. Some wielded crossbows, some wielded spears and nets. Hmm. These had to be Adrian's men.
"Perfect timing, boys. Now help me get this girl inside."
One of the cloaks politely opened the door for Rat and the intruder, revealing the interior of Safehouse Fourteen.
Guys...

Please control yourselves.
"Adrian."
"Guildmaster."
The thug was now sitting in a grimy warehouse dimly lit by several torches. Adrian was seated upon a plain wooden stool, quite contrasting to the lavish golden seat and desk the hooded man at the other end sat on. One look would have plainly told anyone that the desk and seat were obviously not in their rightful place. The Guildmaster's clothing was almost identical to Adrian's contact - who was sitting between them - if it were not for a peaked hood and a maroon lizard emblazoned upon his back.
"I understand that you have just assassinated Merchant-lord Rufus Zaneth, a prominent trader who however used dirty charlatan tricks to acquire quite a bit of his wealth."
Adrian grinned. The mission certainly had been successful.
"But I have also learned from Rat over there-" He indicated Adrian's contact, "-that you started quite a tavern brawl at the Crossroads Inn. Rat was forced to murder two of Zaneth's men, earning you quite a high profile among the common folk and most probably the authorities."
Adrian's smile dissipated.
"I, however, have given you a chance to redeem yourself. I've got another job for you. The reward is the usual bounty doubled and information."
"What kind of information, Guildmaster?"
"About your mother."
Adrian stiffened. How had they acquired such information? How did they even know his mother was alive? How did they-
"So, what do I need to do?"
"Adrian, have you heard of this... this thing called the Taggerung?"
"What's that?"
The Guildmaster did not appear as confident anymore. His voice sank to a whisper and he drew Adrian in closer.
"It's this monster, a feral beast that stalks this land. It's horrible. Few people dare call it by its real name - Cain."
At the last word, time seemed to stop.
"Our sages have studied this monster for a long time. We think that we might be able to... to train it. If we manage to get hold of it, our guild could triumph above all others. Now, I'm pretty sure that you'll need a few extra bodies, so I'm entrusting to you the aid of six crossbowmen, a shadowmage squad, four beastmasters, and of course Rat himself."
A ghost of a smile manifested itself upon Rat's face.
"The boys are out enjoying themselves, but they'll be summoned immediately. While waiting for them, you can relax in that new sofa we pinched over there."
Everyone start working on their first posts now.

Will help us become a little less bored.
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