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8 yrs ago
Sometimes I don’t feel like writing but then I look at the rest of these forums and realize they’re dead af so I can’t be dead af either
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9 yrs ago
I am tired and very stressed - I will probably not be able to push out any replies for some time.
9 yrs ago
Will be away for three days - near to absolutely no internet. I'm afraid.
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9 yrs ago
I swear to God all the icons on the page turned into emojis for a moment...
9 yrs ago
I think I’m starting to be known on the guild as the guy who expresses interest in RPs but never joins
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... So why does Socialist Alaska have more soldiers than it does people?

And how come diesel somehow works in space now? given y'know, a lack of oxygen?


Weeeell, if you're referencing Alaska's population before 2040, it grew bcuz of y'know, lots of oil and stuff, so more jobs, and some immigration here and there. Also, it's 2103 - there's got to be more than seven billion of us on the planet.

And as for the diesel engines, this might help.
~reserved~
Hey, they let me keep the gun!
In Ainigma 11 yrs ago Forum: Advanced Roleplay
GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

thinking of a painter or a chef or a calligrapher or something who broke out of prison but is actually a nice bloke.

mindblock is deadly

don't get it
In Ainigma 11 yrs ago Forum: Advanced Roleplay
Unprecedented difficulty in conceptualizing character.. hold on.
In Ainigma 11 yrs ago Forum: Advanced Roleplay
Friendly bump. Still here!
In Ainigma 11 yrs ago Forum: Advanced Roleplay
Looks good. I once GMed a medieval-village-style RP like this in Casual, but it didn't work out. Somewhat interested.
OBSERVATORY

"Mhm?"
Dakota rolled over slightly. He was roused by the soft murmur of voices. It was probably his mom on the phone. He rolled over the rough bark, reaching out onto the bedside table to shut the lamp off -

There was no lamp.

Dakota quickly snapped out of his blind groping. He was on the floor, not in a bed. And what's more, he was supposed to be leaning over Karl's cage, feeding the Siberian husky doggie treats, not... not whatever the heck this was.

His leg began to quiver and his heartbeat began to quicken as he was hit with the frightening, abrupt realization that he was not at home. He wanted to scream, to call for help, but something told him that wouldn't be a smart move. He subconsciously felt his headphones resting on his neck. His eyes followed the wires to his pocket, and pulled out his iPhone. No service, no WiFi -

Dakota grumbled under his breath as the battery icon gave way and the screen turned black. No battery.

Slowly, he brought the shattered pieces of his resolve together, taking a clearer note of his surroundings. The faint rolling and bobbing of the floor indicated that they were at sea. The wood looked like it had aged quite a bit, but it seemed... living, uncomfortably reminscient of the belly of a great beast. Looking around, Dakota noticed the brass telescope and the domed ceiling were clues that the room was an observatory of a sort. He involuntarily made the sign of the cross. He wasn't Catholic, but it helped still the nerves.

Suddenly, his observations were interrupted by the sudden outburst of noise. A quivering middle-aged man, a girl in Egyptian garb speaking in a foreign Arab-ish language, and a burly tattooed Caucasian man with a considerable amount of facial hair. Dakota took a deep breath as he tied his thick winter hoodie around his waist - were these people his captors, or fellow prisoners?

"...Uh.. h-hello? Who are you?"
Yup.

It's like a mix of Battlefield and Assassin's Creed. :P
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