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4 mos ago
Current @Kaastellonos Really? I think he deserves to roast for his crimes against Dilophosaurus.
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4 mos ago
@Kaastellonos Really? I think he deserves to roast for his crimes against Dilophosaurus.
4 mos ago
Is Discord down for anyone else?
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6 yrs ago
Well, the person who was supposed to be reviewing my request for full time and liked me just quit. New reviewer hates my guts. Gonna drop the disability nuke.
6 yrs ago
I don't know if we have any Lebanese members, but if we do, please know that my thoughts are with you right now.
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Not at all. We're still just getting warmed up.
"No, I guess you don't, but I had to check," Bethany told the boy with a smile. The little girl was writing her answers down on a sheet of paper. A mute? Interesting.

"Well, I didn't know your name, Shelley, but I guess you're the person I was looking for. See, you and I are going to be roommates this year." She gave the other girl a sheet of paper with the dorm assignments, so she could see for herself. "The dorms are just down this hall- let's go check them out."

The dorm setup was rather spartan- a common room with a small couch, a TV, and a kitchen, with two-person dorm rooms off to one side. The rooms themselves were similarly low-budget, but they at least had separate closets. As Bethany started putting her clothes away, she asked, "Do you have any powers, Shelley?"
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Oh, look. Another furniture bot.

[@TheNarrator] He's accepted and will be Vito's roommate.
Bethany came up to the little group. You need to socialize, darling. Besides, they could be powerful allies, came a voice in the witch's head... that wasn't hers. Camazotz was unusually polite for a demon- sure, he still wanted to steal mortal souls, but he was at least a gentleman about it.

"Hello there, you two. I'm Bethany." Her eyes flashed blood-red, and her voice lowered several octaves. And I am Camazotz. Don't mind me, I'm just renting space in her head. I only wanted to introduce myself, is all. The girl returned to normal, and fished a sheet of paper out of her sable black robes. "I don't suppose one of you is Shelley?"

@sassy1085 @HeroicSociopath
Roommate assignments, everybody!

Girls dorms:

@sassy1085 Shelley is going to be paired up with Bethany. I think it'll be a good pairing.

@EchoicChamber and @Jaredthefox92 Library and Lulissa will be roommates as well.

Boys dorms:

@HeroicSociopath and @EchoicChamber Aristide and Roger are going to be paired together. Two Psychos together? No way this goes wrong...

@Duoya Vito drew the solo room. Sorry.

Working on my intro post for Bethany now.
I should be able to get a post up tomorrow, and work out everyone's roommates as well.
@HeroicSociopath He's accepted, too, and yes, and he can upgrade as the RP proceeds.
@EchoicChamber

Accepted.
Jenny adjusted her wings as the students filed into the auditorium. She never knew why, but they always seemed to cramp- they'd done so for centuries. As the last of the kids came in, she started speaking. With her magical skills, there was no need for a microphone.

"Welcome to Blackwood, one and all! I am your headmistress, Jenny Blackheart. I know we're all looking forward to a year of being bad, but alas, we do still have a few rules.

First, cheating is encouraged here. Getting caught, on the other hand, is not. You can't be a good villain without getting away with it, after all.

Secondly, no sabotage of your fellow students is allowed on school grounds, as is violence, save for sanctioned duels. Outside of the school, however... anything goes." The words were left to hang and get the students worried about backstabbers. It would do them good in the long run.

Last, weekends are free time. Anything you can steal or otherwise get your hands on during a weekend is yours to keep. I want to see some ambitious planning, people. Why rob a house, when you can rob a bank?

"With that said, classes begin tomorrow. Today I want you to get to know your fellow evildoers, maybe even get some schemes going. I'll see you all in class. You are dismissed."
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