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I HATE THE HOLIDAYS.
8 yrs ago
Justice is like an orgasm. It can never come to late.
8 yrs ago
A super powered individual who doesn't fight against super villains is a super villain.
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Guardian slipped one of the Venom patches out of a bag, he tossed the bag with around a dozen of the VPs at Batwoman. "Your strategy may have failed but my boss' demands may make up for it. Make the bastard OD."

Guardian was approached by two of the roided up goons. He put himself in between them, every time they tried to him him they ended up hitting each other. He then had an idea. He grabbed two vials of the Gaurdian Serum and injected each goon. The Guardian Serum would burn out the Venom faster, each goon was wearing at least six patches each. That much Venom would cause both to burn out quick. Within a minute one goon began clutching his chest he was having a massive coronary, he was dead before he hit the ground. The other Guardian kept off balance until his plan worked, Guardian knocked him out. Guardian checked on the one that clutched his chest. "Deceased. Coronary probably. Add it to the list of known side effects." His diagnosis was clinical it lacked any emotion. He tagged the body for his organization to collect at a later date. A third goon grabbed him by the neck. Guardian using his shield sliced several nerves leading to the hand, forcing him to drop Guardian. "Cut the nerves to your hand." His whole demeanor changed. He quickly moved to behind the goon that grabbed his neck and struck the goon's spine with his shield. The goon's legs gave out from under him. "My legs! I can't feel my legs!" The goon screamed. "Severed spinal cord. Paralysis. Chances of walking astronomically slim." Again he was purely clinical, like a robot.
I meant one with a crap ton of those gawdy beads. Get your mind out of the gutter. XD

I meant one with a crap ton of those gawdy beads. Get your mind out of the gutter. XD

I just realized between Slade & Rose they combined have one good set of eyes.
You should do one inspired by her blending in during Episdoe 2 or 1 whichever number it is. :D
@Ulstermann Is Renee from the interest check approved or do I need to repost here?
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I am always entertained by people not understanding how jokes work


Joke? What is a joke?
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Quirkiness builds character.
Or just pisses people off. Depends on how quirky you are and what your quirkiness is.
@Sir Lurksalot I agree, if Solara is super bitchy to Toon Girl, well, she wont like solara too much.

Course that being said, Toon girl will probably bring her out to do stuff. Honestly just looks like she needs to have some liquor and maybe get laid. Thats the kinda vibe I get anyway, lol.
Solara is done with getting laid, not with alcohol. As long as the person is strong enough to deal with her super strength, baseline human would die if they had sex with her, I would love to die that way. That is how I want to die. The sole reason I hope super hot females aliens exist.

@Burning Kitty That's why you hate Superman, you're getting him confused with somebody named Karl! LOL

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Stupid iOS autocorrect. It corrects fucking to ducking sometimes.

Also fuck yeah dragons made of energy.

We have the weirdest Justice League lol
Justice Weirdos.
@Weird Tales I like how you called out Solara on her "privileges" but she had a perfect response to fight back with. The mother fucking Batman, he proves Car guy is wrong, car guy just lacks the determination to do what is needed to stand with the big dogs as an equal.
Solara grabbed Lobo and threw him into the sky. She took pot shots at him with her heat vision. He came crashing down. Just barely missing Clutch's car.

"Car guy how about you check your loserness at the door to the tower. Batman ain't no Kryptonian but I have seen footage of him fight people hell of lot stronger & faster than him and win. It's not about your powers its about what you can do with what you have not what Superman's archnemisis can give you." She used the closest Kryptonian equivalent to hell. "I seen him take on Superman to a standstill."

She seriously doubted he was capable of beating up a child, the way he relied on that car. It was rather pathetic. This fight was getting boring. Since no one thought to bring some kind of restraint at least not that she was aware of. She decided to get creative. She forcibly pulled Lobo's hands behind his back and using her heat vision melted the chains he wore around his wrists.

"Someone want to knock him out. Oh car guy he's going in your car when we transport him back to the tower."
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