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5 yrs ago
Current "I'm an actor. I will say anything for money." -- Also Charlton Heston
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6 yrs ago
Starting up a preimum service of content from actors like Radcliffe, Day-Lewis, Bruhl, and Craig. Calling it OnlyDans.
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6 yrs ago
Please, guys. The status bar is for more important things... like cringe status updates.
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6 yrs ago
Gotta love people suddenly becoming apolitical when someone is doing something they approve of.
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6 yrs ago
Deleting statuses? That's a triple cringe from me, dog.
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Most Recent Posts

I'm at D&D, so, yeah. But you guys are weird.


How about you roll for initiative to get fucked, you punk-ass bitch?!
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You do have one of those faces.


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Aww, thanks.
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But is it fur... from a badger?


Do I look like I work for the costume department at HBO?
It's... a fur.
Lord Wraith is right about Mordern Man being right!
Yeah, I'm the real comedian here.

Speaking of, what's the DDDeeAAAaal with airplane food?!


Why don't they just make the entire plane out of the little black box?
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He's one flexible motherfucker if he can bite his toenails.

Lois must have fun.

I mean come on guys, these are the serious questions rn.


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Maybe we should open the IC thread a bit earlier?
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ITT: Byrd professes to understand the culture of 'the youths'.


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Byrd accepted that.

@Morden Man meanwhile hasn't accepted or denied anyone, think he's too distraught about loosing his wife.

Don't worry Morden! There's always Jen the Waitress.

Jen the Waitress is now my new RP meme.

OH WAIT. Gowi is here.

Gowi, remember good ol' Jimmy?


If you have to say something is a meme, it's not a meme.
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I go away for one fucking evening and not only have you people invented a wife for me, you've fucked my invented wife to boot.


Poor Deb Morden. But I really feel sorry for the kids, saughter Margaret Thatcher Morden and baby boy Tony Blair Morden
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