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i like to rp. that's really all there is to say.

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Haha, yup, exactly
It's like an emoticon. O is the head, T is the torso and shoulders, L is the legs. It makes a person collapsed on the floor, defeated by life.

OTL

orz is an alternative way to do it.
Also would someone please stop Kat from walking out the door? ^.^; Playing with an antisocial character is a struggle because she never wants to, y'know, interact with people, so I have to rely on others to initiate. Please excuse her poor manners and standoffish personality. OTL
Eloise had never been a morning person by any stretch of the imagination – which was why it might be shocking to some to see her out and about so early in the day. Not bothering to stifle her yawn, Eloise rubbed her sleepy eyes as she walked through the town. She had to go to the flower shop to buy some new seeds to grow herbs for her potions, and she wanted to get them and start planting before it was time to open her shop.

Walking into the cheery looking flower shop, Eloise saw that despite her early start, someone had already beat her to the store. It was one of the farmers. He always made Eloise feel… uncomfortable. He towered over her and he always smelled like the monsters he kept on his farm. If you looked at the little witch as she breezed into the flower shop though, you wouldn't think she was anything but her usual carefree self.

"Hiya, Mari," she greeted the girl behind the counter. It had taken a month for Eloise to even learn her name, and she still wasn't sure she got it right every time. Though always chipper, Eloise wasn't exactly what one would call 'sociable'. "You got any red clover seeds?"
Kat looked outside to see that any light that might have lingered from the day had long since evaporated into the night. Hel was probably growing more and more irritated by the minute. She spared a glance at the dwarf who had just entered (was he a dwarf? He seemed a bit tall for that.) to evaluate him and then turned back to the table. Reaching out, Kat grabbed four silver coins from inside the purse and slipped them into her pocket.

"Keep the room," she said to the older dwarf. "I won't be needing it." She turned her attention then to her new traveling companions. "Whatever horses you get, make sure they're the calmest you can find," she warned. Kat might not know much about horses, but she knew most animals didn't take too well to massive carnivorous beasts like Hel. "Have fun making friends with each other."

With that, Kat turned away and started making her way to the door.
I take it there's still room to join in on this RP?
Kat's sense of disbelief grew as one by one, the people around her quite literally signed their lives away. The goblin had a point – as audacious as the dwarf seemed, he didn't fit the bill as a con artist. In Kat's mind, that almost made it worse. A conman she could understand… a dwarf genuinely expecting them to give up everything for the sake of his battle was something else all together.

She heard the others voice their opinions – the goblin, the elves, the beggar, the wolf, the nobles… and still, she didn't sign, observing those who were foolhardy enough to give their lives away at the promise of gold. Kat never cared much for material wealth – with Hel at her side, she was comfortable enough living in the wilderness, stealing anything from the towns she passed if she truly needed it. She eyed the contract that lay on the table. Honestly, what was the dwarf hoping to achieve by using it?

With a roll of her eyes, Kat finally stepped forward and reached into her pocket, grabbing the few coins she had and tossing them onto the table. Picking up the pen with unsteady fingers (she had been right-handed before her… incident. She was still unaccustomed to using her left hand to write) she lowered the tip onto the parchment, ink bleeding into the fibers. This contract meant nothing to her. She was only here for something to while away her boredom, and if things got too rough – or the people around her annoyed her too much – she was gone.

She signed the contract with clumsy letters, spelling out Kat, just to spite the dwarf.

Kat tossed the pen back onto the table and straightened up, looking the dwarf in the eyes. "We've all signed. You going to tell us more about this quest of yours now, or do we have to wait around for some other idiot to show up and decide he's crazy enough for your quest too?" There had been room for one more slot after Katelia's 'signature', and it made her wonder if the dwarf had anyone else in mind for this fool's errand of a quest.
Fido the wonder noble, that's amazing
Kat raised an eyebrow at the dwarf's speech. The tavern was quiet as everyone absorbed his words.

"So…" her voice cut through the heavy silence. "You want us to give you all of our money in the middle of the greatest depression Arcazia's seen in a century, go to your old home and fight a battle that we have no investment in whatsoever, and literally sign our lives away, just in case we come to our senses and decide to bail out before we get a chance to die." Kat scoffed and glanced around at the people gathered. "This isn't a job, it's a scam. Not even a very good one, if you ask me." Her voice betrayed her growing irritation. The old dwarf was just trying to blind them with the promise of fame and riches to make some quick coin! She'd come to this tavern because she was bored and had nothing better to do with her time, but dying a fiery death wasn't worth slogging through the Spine with a bunch of mismatched brutes with delusions of grandeur.
lol kat's only ability is telling hel who to kill
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