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14 days ago
Current The bugs are back.
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2 mos ago
If this watch breaks, the foreign exchange market will take a twenty-eight percent hit. People will die.
5 mos ago
bro aren't you 15 go do your homework instead of screaming about your WIFEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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5 mos ago
"No. This is somewhere to be. This is all you have, but it's still something. Streets and sodium lights. The sky, the world. You're still alive."
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7 mos ago
Thеy needed a stealth soldier, so I put my hands on the hibachi hot plate at Benihana and burned my fuckin fingerprints off. They will not find me.
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@jordy0403
"Hm... So, how'd you meet your friend?" Albert asks, pointing at Danny. While waiting for a response, he continues chewing on his squirrel on a stick.
Tim, meanwhile, continues slapping the gecko meat against his dome. "NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM!" Tim stops slapping the gecko steak against his dome for a second. A ding noise can be heard, then he declares: "All done!"
@Letter Bee, @Eviledd1984, @jordy0403
"Sure," said Albert, "more caps couldn't hurt." Of course, he wasn't going to leave right away, he would take some time and enjoy the food and talk with the two others. So, whilst the four ate, Albert talked with the Jinx and Danny. "So, what's your guys' stories? Seems like an odd pair, the two of you; a ghoul and a... Whatever he is." Albert gestures towards Jinx with the last part.
While Albert was socializing with the two, Tim mindlessly presses some gecko steak against the glass that protected his brain, while repeating the word "NOM" over and over to show that he is 'eating'.
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I was waiting for Jordy, but as he hasn't responded, I'll end the raider attack after I eat.


Ah, alright.
@letter bee
I'm assuming that the raider attack on Liberty Island is over? Just asking, considering you haven't really advanced the plot in the day long gap between this post and my last one.
In Legendary 11 yrs ago Forum: Free Roleplay
"Hm... Surely there's a way I could cop all of them togeffer somehow... Might be 'ard ffough." Connor mutters to himself, quiet enough that no one else could hear him. He racks it over in his brain, preying to the almighty entity known as the GM whatever God the humans worship that it could be possible.
In Legendary 11 yrs ago Forum: Free Roleplay
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"I'm glad you asked, because they will always be watched by our wyvern knights, if they even do the slighted wrong move, they'll be burned alive before they'll even have a chance to use the sword.

As for the weapons themselves... most of their power has been drained in the previous rebellion and their use against Sssalivan the Terror, they won't be currently powerful enough to bleed anyone dry."


"At least you're prepared." Says Connor, now thinking about how he'll be able to get and keep the sword without the wyvern knights noticing. He doesn't stay long, as he leaves the court almost immediately. He dashes outside and looks to which ways he could go.
In Legendary 11 yrs ago Forum: Free Roleplay
Connor stands up, then speaks in his signature Cockney accent: "Well now, mister Marshal, I gotta ask: wot'll 'appen if some bloke ain't so 'appy in givin' up the swords, then, eh, guv? Y'know, right, if some bloke just takes the swords for themselves? Farker could destroy the bloody castle and the bleedin' kingdom itself! Blimey! Just askin', eh guv; seems like it'll be pretty bad for us 'umans." With that, Connor sits back down, yielding a few chuckles from the crowd due to his accent.
@Eviledd1984 @jordy0403
Tim continued strolling into battle, occasionally firing off Albert's pistol. He shouts "GET TO DA VERTIBIRD!" while firing at a group of retreating raiders.
He was missing by several feet.
He didn't care.

Meanwhile, Albert continued singing, his face turning blue from not taking a breath for a while. He paused, inhaled deeply enough to restore the pink to his face, then continued singing.
Hello my friend. Welcome once again to a world ever creating before your feet.

Have a cookie!


Oooh, cookie! *yoink*
@letter bee
It was in that moment that Tim left the room and strolled out to the battle field. He had taken Albert's pistol, and with him he had the fury of seven hundred thousand suns! Tim strode into battle, and began shouting "Dun dah dun dah dun dun, dun dah dun dah dun dun, dun dah dun dah dun dun, dun dun da dah dah!" He would later tell the story to his grandchildren's grandchildren, and would recall it as being the 'coolest f**king thing ever...' And then he realized he was being shot at.
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