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14 days ago
Current The bugs are back.
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2 mos ago
If this watch breaks, the foreign exchange market will take a twenty-eight percent hit. People will die.
5 mos ago
bro aren't you 15 go do your homework instead of screaming about your WIFEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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5 mos ago
"No. This is somewhere to be. This is all you have, but it's still something. Streets and sodium lights. The sky, the world. You're still alive."
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7 mos ago
Thеy needed a stealth soldier, so I put my hands on the hibachi hot plate at Benihana and burned my fuckin fingerprints off. They will not find me.
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Absolute clown. Dark and gritty superhero fan fiction guaranteed or your money back.




Most Recent Posts

In Legendary 11 yrs ago Forum: Free Roleplay
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"Talk to the lady, she's our manager." The orc says with a blank stare.

"That lady has a name thank you very much!" She says a bit insulted. "I'm Meria, the cleric of this team. Hiring us will be a bit expensive, I will cost about one platinum coin a month, during that time, we will be your loyal servants, deal?" Meria asks beaming charming smile at Connor.


"I've got the brass. How many of ya ar' there?" Connor asks, eyeing the orc and the woman intently.
In Legendary 11 yrs ago Forum: Free Roleplay
To be honest, that's a new character. Will have a post up tonight.

EDIT: Less than 2 days in and the roleplay is already completely off track. We have a guy starting a rebellion, a girl who's going to kill us, and a goblin who's wanting to rob everything is robbing at the end of his first post already.


Not really a rebellion; he's just trying to get some people to fight the king's wyvern riders so he can take the sword for himself.
In Legendary 11 yrs ago Forum: Free Roleplay
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"That'll win ya 2 platinum coins." The man says. "I don't know why, but a lot of people here bet on the human guy." He says as a bell is rung. "Oh, the fight's started."

The human charged at the orc, swinging a punch at him, who unfazed caught the man's fist, then uppercuts him, knocking him down. The orc then quickly proceeds to savagely beat on the man for a minute or so, then gets up wiping the blood of his hands.

"That guy WAS at the head of a mob, so I suppose that's why they didn't vote against him." He says handing Connor two platinum coins. "Heard the orc and his mates be searching for a job, you might get be able to hire them for a month with one of those coins." He says before going to distribute the wins of the bet to other people.

Connor looks down at the two platinum coins, grinning, before sticking them in his pocket. He walks up to the orc and asks: "Ey, guv, ya need some work?"
@Eviledd1984
"Like I said, ghoul; we rally up some folks with armor and guns then we head to that hospital. Might be a bit easier to convince people to do so with, y'know, me on your side. Also, again, because of me, we could get better guns and armor for less." Albert replies, taking a sip from his Nuka-Cola.
The music continues to play from Tim's speaker.
In Legendary 11 yrs ago Forum: Free Roleplay
@claw2k11
"Uh... I'll put me brass on the orc." With that, Connor tosses in two bronze pieces and watches the fight.
In Legendary 11 yrs ago Forum: Free Roleplay
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The GM first says that most strongest is a rookie grammar mistake before leaving rather disappointed. The tavern is filled with people, most of them gathered in a circle and cheering at something.

On close inspection he can see two persons inside the human circle, a orc on one side and a quite buffed human on the other side.

"You better not lose, Mogy!" A elven female behind the orc says a bit annoyed. "I don't want to date that loser!"

"Yeah, only we're allowed to fight for her!" Another human says behind the orc, next to him, another human who looks exactly the same like the one who talked.

A man comes in front of Connor and asks him:

"Who ya wanna bet for, bub?!" The man asks holding a pouch filled with various type of coins, from bronze coins to even rare platinum coins.


Connor facepalms and realizes his stupid mistake. "Farkin' accent..." Connor looks in the bag. "The bloody hell is the bleedin' fight for? Gotta be a reason for a good fight, guv. Tell me and I'll cough up me brass."
@Eviledd1984, @jordy0403

Albert raised a brow. "A hospital, eh? Seems pretty strange that you'd leave a well stocked place like that for the pile of rubble we call New York... I think that if we were able to round up some people that were willing to fight we could blow those Enclave bastards to hell and take that fuckin' hospital back! Tim, what do you think?"
Tim went quite for a moment, before a sound came from his audio output (speaker): the sound of a familiar song (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7AlEvy0fJto)...
@Eviledd1984, @jordy0403
It'd help if one of you would reply in the IC thread.
In Legendary 11 yrs ago Forum: Free Roleplay
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TheGM god that humans worshipped would tell him that he can go first and convince a few guys to join his party, do some missions for some fair amount of gold, hire some mercenaries, then convince the tribes and non-human slaves to rise up in revolt against the humans.


"That's brilliant, guv! Why didn't I fink of that? Eh." With that, Connor runs to the tavern and walks in. While he closes the door behind him, he looks around, looking for the most strongest people.
@Letter Bee
I knew that, my character was just specifying that he was talking about Danny by pointing at him while he was talking to Jinx.
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