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13 days ago
Current The bugs are back.
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2 mos ago
If this watch breaks, the foreign exchange market will take a twenty-eight percent hit. People will die.
5 mos ago
bro aren't you 15 go do your homework instead of screaming about your WIFEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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5 mos ago
"No. This is somewhere to be. This is all you have, but it's still something. Streets and sodium lights. The sky, the world. You're still alive."
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7 mos ago
Thеy needed a stealth soldier, so I put my hands on the hibachi hot plate at Benihana and burned my fuckin fingerprints off. They will not find me.
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Absolute clown. Dark and gritty superhero fan fiction guaranteed or your money back.




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@Beekeeper
Teddy, having about average strength for a sixth grader, managed to throw it strong enough to hit the first zombie in the right leg... Snapping it in half. Dark red blood oozes from the wound, both from the half of the zombie's leg still on and the half of the zombie's leg that lays on the floor. The zombie hops forward for about two seconds, before falling over and crawling like the ones that were hit by the trash can.

As he ran out the door, he would find himself in the schoolyard between the cafeteria and the main building, there being about twenty feet from him to the door to the main building. There are no students, but he could hear a faint moaning from around the corner to his right...
@Beekeeper I'm finished! I might expand him later as I made him in a rush (I had to save him in notepad last night and wasn't able to get on until about twenty minutes ago)
(And it seems that the GM forgot a certain player was at the same bus stop as Alex...) Tom ran after the bus as it drove off, several students looking out and laughing as the bus driver knowingly left him behind. After a few seconds, however, the bus driver stops and lets Tom get in, who stumbles inside, panting and sweating from all the running, while being pelted with paper.

A big, burly student stands up and punches Tom right in the face. As Tom rubs the new bruise, he turns to the student and says: "Alright Marcus, thanks for the daily bruising... That cost me half or all of my lunch money?" Marcus, the big student, chuckles and says "Half of it, I'm in a generous mood..."

Tom then pulls out two dollars and hands it to Marcus, before sitting down in front of Alex.
@Dmessenger
@Beekeeper
However, as Teddy looked around for an adult, he found none save for the nurse, Mrs. Ratchid, and Mister Larsen, the 8th grade science teacher, but they already ran. There were older students, though, and he heard Ken Blackwell, a member of the student council, shout: "We need to get out of here! Let's stick together, and we should be able to get outta here!" However, he would then see the janitor, Subhas, throw a trash can at the infected, knocking two to the ground and turning their attention towards him.
@Delta44
Mister Larsen, the only teacher, and the nurse, Mrs. Ratchid, were already running, as were the other students. It was just him and four others now. Then, Ken heard Subhas, the janitor, shout: "Run for it, children! I'm right behind you!" as he threw one of the blue, plastic trash cans at the zombies.
@akirashadow
(wait for Delta and Beekeeper to reply)
@Polyphemus
The trash can would manage to knock over two zombies, who begin crawling rather than getting up and walking. The other five turned to him, their jaws opening and saliva dripping out as they slowly stumbled towards him. He'd better think of something fast...
@Beekeeper
Almost done with my character; still finishing up his bio and personality, then I'm all set. Also, I've lagged behind on the series since A Wonderful Life (mainly due to not having the consoles for the games when they came out), so I might be a bit slow if something comes up that I'm not familiar with...
(Speeding things up)

About five minutes after all this, a young boy, only around 12 or 13, begins coughing violently. An administrator runs to the boy's aid, and the boy's skin begins to turn green... The boy begins to look gaunt, his eyes bagging and slowly closing. The administrator begins to shake him, before turning her head around and calling for someone to get the nurse... Only for the student to jolt up, eyes pure white and skin green, and sink his teeth into the administrator's neck, pulling out a chunk of her flesh and tearing her jugular. Her eyes go wide as she falls to the floor with a thud, and she bleeds out slowly after... Only to rise up like the student.

All hell breaks loose. The zombies attack more students, who turn into zombies, and everyone else panics and runs for the door. Now it's just you, a few students, a teacher, the nurse, and seven zombies slowly advancing toward you...
@Polyphemus, @Delta44, @BreakingMe, @Beekeeper, @ramblingbard, @akirashadow

(From this point on, NO META-GAMING! That means you can't say that anything happened in your post unless I SPECIFICALLY STATED that it happened. Also, the students never knew about the details of the virus, all you know is that it turns people into zombies)


The year is 2000; but not our 2000. It's still a year full of shitty movies, shitty music, and just shitty everything, but there's even more shittyness going on. If we want to know what in the hell went wrong and why 2000 is an even shittier year than it is, we need to go back to the 1932 presidential election. Knowing that he was going to lose, due to how large of a following Roosevelt was gaining, Herbert Hoover chose to rig the election so that most of the electoral votes would go to him and as such he would become president.

Without Roosevelt, America suffered throughout the depression, and was forced to sit out of World War II. Though the Allies did win, World War II didn't end until 1955 as a result, and then-president Dwight D. Eisenhower had to loan large amounts of money to England and their allies to pay for the cost of war. Because of this, large budget cuts were made, and law enforcement became almost non-existent. The crime rate sky rocketed, and any police officers who tried to stop it were either slaughtered or bribed.

For the next 45 years, mafia families, gangs, and just armed maniacs kept the law force at bay. Illegal drugs, such as marijuana, crack cocaine, and especially crystal meth were in mass production, and now it only takes about ten seconds of walking outside for a dealer to ask you if you'll buy something. The hub of criminal activity is a large city in Massachusetts, its real name being long forgotten, named 'Metropolis', surrounding it is nothing but a vast expanse of desert, God knows how it was made, known as 'The Empty', where most of the bodies are dumped or where people are killed. The police force was corrupted long ago by the ruler of the city, known simply as 'The Boss', but there are a few cops who won't (or just can't) give in.

And now, here you are; somehow you're rolled up in this massive cluster fuck of shit. You could be a gangster, working under the boss and going around shooting people and making deals that'll probably end with you pumping a sucker full of lead. Maybe you're a hitman, working for (and killing anyone who wrongs) The Boss. Perhaps you're a cop, who either refuses to give in and hunts criminals or is corrupted and lets those they catch go off free for a nice wad of cash. And lastly, it's possible that you're just a civilian, trying to live a normal life in a shit stain. Whatever you are, your story in Metropolis has an infinite amount of endings.

So... Yeah, this is Metropolis, the slash RP that ties several genres together, inspired by movies like Pulp Fiction and Sin City. Sign up is always open.

Didn't notice this, haha. I'll make a character sometime later.
@Aisling
Tom looked up slowly, trying to take it all in and process what was happening. Somehow he was transported to the castle in the painting, and now it seems that he's stuck here. He was scared; he obviously wouldn't know anyone here, he was stuck here for who knows how long, and, the first problem, the person who came to him was a girl.

He tried to say something, but of course couldn't. But, after a few seconds of trying, he did manage to say a simple word: "H-hello."
<Snipped quote by Simple Unicycle>

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