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12 days ago
Current The bugs are back.
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2 mos ago
If this watch breaks, the foreign exchange market will take a twenty-eight percent hit. People will die.
5 mos ago
bro aren't you 15 go do your homework instead of screaming about your WIFEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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5 mos ago
"No. This is somewhere to be. This is all you have, but it's still something. Streets and sodium lights. The sky, the world. You're still alive."
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7 mos ago
Thеy needed a stealth soldier, so I put my hands on the hibachi hot plate at Benihana and burned my fuckin fingerprints off. They will not find me.
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Alright, no pressure. Just wondering because this seems like it'll be so fricking cool.
As I said on the General Interest Check, I'm interested.
@Redstring, alright then. Now to wait for time to pass.
Tom was warmed up, and the stuttering was decreased signifigantly. Now, if this was a girl, it'd still be bad... *ahem* He looks up at Thomas, and says: "Thomas, huh? Funny, my name's Tom t-too." Tom stands up before continuing, "Caldwell's Academy of M-magical Talents and Dragonic Arts..." He pauses to look at the castle. "Oh. I touched one of the p-pictures? You mean that painting at the bottom of the lake? Oh you've got to be kidding m-me."
And suddenly, energy jumped back into Tom's body, and his eyes opened wide. He coughed up some water, probably enough that he would've died if it stayed there any longer. "GAH! W-where the hell a-am I?" He was shivering cold, the stuttering in his voice being from both the cold and his social anxiety. Then the man spoke, to which Tom replied: "Y-yeah, a f-fire would be n-nice..."
It's alright, just bringing it to everyone's attention that he's there.
In Legendary 10 yrs ago Forum: Free Roleplay
(Here goes nothing!)

A lightning fell on the forests near a inn (Chris's inn), though no fire emerged from it. Out of the smoke, emerged a orc, one much larger than most Orcs. He wielded a large two-handed battleaxe, his leather armor was green, making it blend with the color of his skin.

He looked at the inn then sighed, it was a pity that he had to come in only two years after he had ascended as Watcher and the world was already in danger of destruction. And one of the threats was in this inn. He walked inside the inn and shouted out loud for everyone to hear.

"Wielder of the Demon Blade, come here!" He shouted, he had no intention of hiding himself, the world was in danger and he had no time to spare.

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Maryvale could suddenly feel terror in her, fear she had never felt, as if all the souls of the dead stared into her soul, as if they could see her every sin. That stare came from right behind her.

The black armor covering the man was unfamiliar, but everyone knew who this being was, he was wielding Darkstalker, it was Midnight, Midnight had come to them now.


So Claw, when you talked about a 'demon blade', did you mean the red sword Connor found in the temple or Earthrent? Because, as I said, ByTheSpleen has Earthrent.
In Legendary 10 yrs ago Forum: Free Roleplay
@Delta44
Connor stands up and grabs his clothes, pulling on his shirt, jacket and greaves while walking slowly to the bathroom. "Bloody hell, that water must be fucking scalding! How the hell can you stand it?" He asks whoever it was taking the shower, waiting for their response.
So while everyone is either arriving or getting to know each other, Tom is laying on the ground with excess water in his lungs that would most likely kill him if someone didn't help him. Not that it would matter though, considering that he hasn't made any major contributions to the plot yet. So, uh, yeah... Someone mind helping him out?
@Simple Unicycle

Is Tom in both Courses?


Nah, just traditional stuff.
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