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The Academy: A school for Heroes and Villains (closed)

I'm currently in the process of moving, so posts will be few and far between, but I should be able to post actively again in five days to a week. Apologies to the people I'm interacting with.

The Academy: A school for Heroes and Villains (closed)

Frank Sage

Interacting with: Sol Quill @TechnoWizROK, Light @Archmage MC, Zack/Griffin @KatherinWinter

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After taking a moment to come to a conclusion ('I already know that I am in a world with aliens, monsters, and artifacts older than the universe. It should not surprise me that I am going to attend school with some of those things.'), Frank calmed down, going back to standing with his hands in his pockets. The Infinity Stone seemed to be searching for a 'Ballurian', which Frank assumed was what the Infinity Stone thought the yeti was, and the yeti seemed to have grown much friendlier and less hostile.

The 'alien' ('Perhaps an interdimensional being? Must investigate further.') introduced herself as Light, and asked who Frank and the yeti were, the living Infinity Stone having already (sort of) introduced himself. At this, Frank smirked slightly. "I am Franklin Roger Sage, sole curator of The Conspiracy and masked vigilante in training. Son of The Question and Huntress, Vic Sage and Helena Sage. But, you all can call me Frank. Or Inquisitor. Whatever floats your boat."

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Frank Sage

Interacting with: Sol Quill @TechnoWizROK, Light @Archmage MC, Griffin @KatherinWinter

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(Not really happy with this post, but eh)

Frank's mouth quirks into a smirk, and he lets out a small snort of laughter himself. "I'm sure the scorch mark on the ground indicates otherwise. That, or you're just a show-off." During this brief communication, the gears of Frank's mind were spinning rapidly. 'Far too friendly to be working with aglets. Girl Scouts are too subtle for a brazen display of power such as this. Boy bands target females, not both genders, so they're out too. Red M&Ms focus on blue M&Ms, Burger King focuses on the slop they call food, and Walmart is focused on advertising. That's the main five out of the way... Hurm. Unsure as to affiliations at this time.'

It was at that moment that Frank felt someone tap his shoulder and say something about needles and fireballs to him. "Unsure as to why I would stick a needle in you, and no, I was not berating 'Mr. Sun' for be-EAGH!" Frank, having turned around mid-sentence to look at the person talking to him, promptly jumped back five feet upon seeing Light and took a fighting stance. 'Creature unknown, possibly from another planet. Must investigate further.' Add to that the fact that Sol mentioned that he was an Infinity Stone, and Frank's already whirring mind was going into over-overdrive. 'Living Infinity Stone. Unknown if hostile or friendly, most likely friendly based off of past interactions. Must investigate further.'

As if Frank's mind needed more things to analyze, it was then that what appeared to be a sasquatch grabbed onto Sol's arm. The red-headed conspiracy theorist's head was spinning at all these new developments in such a short amount of time. 'I am currently going to attend classes with: a living artifact older than time and space itself, a creature that is more than likely not of this world, and a creature that belongs in urban legends and horrible daytime television about monster hunters. Reality can be stranger than fiction, if it's in the mood.'

The three would probably notice the ginger boy's now quiet demeanor, a thoughtful look on his face as he stood stone still, his body still in the impromptu fighting stance he took upon seeing Light. Occasionally he would mumble something along the lines of "Finding Bigfoot", "outer space", or "Infinity Stones", as he processed these sudden facts.

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@Simple Unicycle Oh sure, but Light doesn't know that. And if he keeps going on and on about ONLY Aglets, that'll be his nickname :P.

Least the two of them have some things in common. She also HATES boybands for that exact reason. xD

@Archmage MC

Oh no, he'll definitely go on about all sorts of stuff if given the chance. But seeing as what the aglets are planning is still unknown, then aglets will be his go-to reason for why something is going wrong (if the reason isn't already apparent).

Well, I think this will be the beginning of a beautiful friendship. Or at least the beginning of an acquaintanceship built upon mutual hatred towards boy bands.

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@Archmage MC Aglets aren't the only things Frank dislikes. You have to take into account Girl Scouts (responsible for the crop circle phenomenon), boy bands (responsible for brainwashing the 8-16 female demographic into hormone-driven zombies), red M&Ms (stealing the spotlight from the blue M&Ms), Burger King (placing nano machines into their food to mind control all who eat it), and Walmart (putting subliminal messages into their advertisements which roughly translate to 'consume', 'obey', and other similar things).

So if Light is going to give Frank a nickname, keep using 'Mr. Suit' or use 'Conspiracy Man'.

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@Framing A Moose Yeah, Rorschach is probably one of the most interesting characters I've ever seen, with his many (flawed or otherwise) personality traits. That's not to mention his many, many, many quotable lines ("I'm not locked in here with you, you're locked in here with ME!" Being my favorite). And yeah, everything is hard to see on mobile.

@Archmage MC Frank's probably going to flip a shit at first, then proceed to watch Light's every move in fascination. ("Subject has just finished drinking a can of generic brand cola and has thrown it into a waste bin. Astounding... Quickly, to collect the can for examination!")

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@Framing A Moose
Oh hey, my character for the last RP was based off Rorschach. I mean, he was completely different from Rorschach personality wise, but still.

Also, I tested the black color out in preview mode, and it seems to be pretty easy to read when compared to other dark colors. But then again, I'm not the GM, so who cares what I say?

EDIT: This is a test.
Somebody, anybody tell me seriously that you can't read that.

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Frank (fricking) Sage

Interacting with: @TechnoWizROK

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Frank watched the fireball shooting down the Earth in unsurprise (yes that isn't a word. Yes, I just made it a word). 'Just like dad said... Those damn aglets are making their move. And their first priority is to get rid of us!' However, considering there was nothing he could do to stop himself from being burnt to a crisp as soon as it hit the ground, he just clenched his eyes tight and waited for the inevitable... 'See you in a bit, dad...'

Moments later, Frank was surprised to find that he was, in fact, not a piece of ginger bacon. And he was even more surprised to find that the fireball was, in fact, a boy. 'How unexpected... But that doesn't mean he wasn't sent by the aglets anyway. Will keep a close eye on him, just in case.' What surprised him even more was seeing the boy shake hands with people. Dumbstruck, Frank didn't regain his composure until the boy reached him.

"Was your mission to disturb a peaceful morning? Because if so, you succeeded." Frank said to Sol whilst shaking his hand, tone and expression deadpan. 'Subtly interrogate your targets under the guise of sarcastic humor... Oh father, your lessons will never cease to amaze me.'

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@TechnoWizROK

You're damn right you did.

Now excuse me while I mark this occasion on my 'times people have understood a Question reference' board.

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Methinks that Sol needs to work on his landing strategy^

@TechnoWizROK

If Sol keeps that up, Frank will probably conclude that he was sent by the aglets to disturb the peace. One could argue against that conspiracy with the fact that Sol is older than the universe itself, but little do they know that those damned aglets have been planning unthinkable things since the beginning of time...