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Well, due to server problems and writer's block, I have yet to post. Here's hoping the site will stay alive long enough for me to tap into my creativity and get a post up.

Sorry for lack of posting, gonna try to get something up in the next day or so.

@Scarifar

Again, I'm not the GM, but there's seven accepted so far and only four spots left (for a total of twelve, including the GM). It seems like it's a battle royale right now for the last four spots, so hurry fast!

@FiroIV

Not the GM obviously, but I'm pretty sure we're going with a new thread. Know we're making a new Discord as well.

@T Risket
It's all good, nothing to be sorry for.

So the new guy for the tech?@Typhon

Yeah, but as I said it's just an odd job, nothing permanent. He wouldn't already be there, so I'm thinking maybe right now Aizum (... did I get that right?) doesn't have a tech?

EDIT: Or as T Risket said the tech is just a side NPC and Jude decides to help out as, like, an assistant tech.

Oh and this is thr kind of scale for a newfoundland dog!

They totally giant softies though!

They can swim in Canadian winter temperatures if they want to push it.@PrinceAlexus

OH

OH MY GOD

IT'S SO BIG AND FLUFFY

I WANT ONE

Gonna try getting a post up later today.

An extremely belated Christmas special starring our favorite hobo-hating conspiracy theorist. Enjoy, or not, whatever, it's a pretty shitty poem.

T'was the night before Christmas, and on the streets of Hub City
The Question was roaming on a night that was particularly shitty
When suddenly something caught his eye
T'was a magnificent sleigh high up in the sky
The sleigh flew down to the hellhole of a town
And the Question's face was home to a frown
He knew what this was, t'was the work of the aglets
Hub wasn't well, but he won't leave it to the maggots
He climbed up to the rooftop the sleigh called home
And found a plump old man dressed like a gnome
The vigilante sighed, "They're employing hobos"
"I'll just punch him so hard he flies to Phobos"
Minutes later found the vigilante punching Santa
"Die, die, die," he repeated as his mantra
Soon Kris Kringle was dead at the hands of Q
And suddenly he felt a shimmer make him anew
His suit was red, and his mask grew a beard
"I have to say, this is pretty fucking weird"
He had become the new Santa Claus
After all, it was written in the Santa Clause
That those that kill Santa must take on the mantle
Q knew what to do, it was something he could handle
And so, the Question took the reigns of the sleigh
And many a good child found presents the next day
But those who were naughty day in and day out?
Aglets in their stockings, this you shouldn't doubt
The End.

Finished my new post, who wants to be a Mourge Tech and work with the not-so-edgelord Aizum?@Typhon

Well, when he's not farming, Jude's mostly gonna be doing odd jobs. Could have that as his first odd job.

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