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Captain Uni male Member

The Artist Formerly Known As Simple Unicycle

STATUS: The bugs are back. 8 days ago
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8 days ago
Current The bugs are back.
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2 mos ago
If this watch breaks, the foreign exchange market will take a twenty-eight percent hit. People will die.
5 mos ago
bro aren't you 15 go do your homework instead of screaming about your WIFEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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5 mos ago
"No. This is somewhere to be. This is all you have, but it's still something. Streets and sodium lights. The sky, the world. You're still alive."
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6 mos ago
Thеy needed a stealth soldier, so I put my hands on the hibachi hot plate at Benihana and burned my fuckin fingerprints off. They will not find me.
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Bio

Absolute clown. Dark and gritty superhero fan fiction guaranteed or your money back.




Most Recent Posts

In CLOSED - Ultimate One Universe: Season One → 8 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
<Snipped quote by Simple Unicycle>

For real though, the Constantine movie worked really well as a generic supernatural thriller/mystery. As an adaptation of Hellblazer of was piss poor.


Yeah, that's probably one of the worst examples of a comic book adaptation that takes huge liberties with the source material.
In CLOSED - Ultimate One Universe: Season One → 8 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
We already had the perfect John Constantine. His name was Keanu Reeves. Moving on!


Someone needs to get Mahz to make an ANGERY reaction (if they can get him to get off vacation that is).
In CLOSED - Ultimate One Universe: Season One → 8 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
Considering I already kinda stole an actor's face and stuck it on my character, might as well say the two that I was considering before I went with Chow: Keanu Reeves (due to John Wick), and Sam Lake (because of Max Payne).
In CLOSED - Ultimate One Universe: Season One → 8 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
New game!

Who would you guys fan cast as your characters.

(Preferably excluding actors who have actually portrayed the character)

I'll go first,

Liam Hemsworth

Luke Hemsworth

For real, would probably have to go with...



Chow Yun Fat. Oh wait.
In CLOSED - Ultimate One Universe: Season One → 8 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
<Snipped quote by DocTachyon>
In addition to the thread Byrd is mentioning, here are the surviving "successful" games of the brand on RPG:

Absolute Comics: Rebirth
All-Star Marvel: Age of Heroes
Maximum Comics: Dawn of Justice
Maximum Comics '16
The New Frontier

There are some outliers, but few reached anything above 30 or so posts.


Oh hey, Absolute Comics Rebirth, the only time to date I made a version of Q and never did anything with him.
In CLOSED - Ultimate One Universe: Season One → 8 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
until a succubus attempted to suck my soul out of my penis.


In CLOSED - Ultimate One Universe: Season One → 8 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
What if he was Grant, though? I mean, when you think about it, aren't we all Grant Morrison's self-insert OCs?


This shit's getting too meta for me I'm out.
In CLOSED - Ultimate One Universe: Season One → 8 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
<Snipped quote by Byrd Man>

So...

When did everyone start rping, where and who was your first character? Mine was on a browser game that also had forum rp going on. I was a Jaffa called Tul'ak I think his name was


Considering I've only been at it about a little over three and a half years now, I remember pretty clearly. Was this writing website that had an RPing section in the forums. It was all pretty low-quality shit in there, at least around the time I came around, like even the guys in Free would be like 'wow that's shitty'. It was December of 2014, I had just turned 13, it was a roleplay set during Ragnarok in suburban America, and all the characters were high school students. I played some nerdy kid named Tom.
In CLOSED - Ultimate One Universe: Season One → 8 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
As far as usernames go I used to go by Chris11302, which is, well, my name and a random string of numbers. This is actually the first site I've used anything different. I was staring at that username space, and I didn't want to go by my usual username, so I just typed in the first thing that came to mind. Voila, Simple Unicycle was born.
In CLOSED - Ultimate One Universe: Season One → 8 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
<Snipped quote by Simple Unicycle>

I'm not sure if I'll catch it in the cinema.

Though it's a lot harder for me to see it in cinema now cause my local cinema has closed.


I'll probably wait until it's out on DVD to watch it. Honestly the only thing that's really turning me off about it is Tom Hardy's accent, overall it looks like it'll be pretty alright.
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