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The Artist Formerly Known As Simple Unicycle

STATUS: The bugs are back. 7 days ago
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7 days ago
Current The bugs are back.
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2 mos ago
If this watch breaks, the foreign exchange market will take a twenty-eight percent hit. People will die.
5 mos ago
bro aren't you 15 go do your homework instead of screaming about your WIFEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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5 mos ago
"No. This is somewhere to be. This is all you have, but it's still something. Streets and sodium lights. The sky, the world. You're still alive."
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6 mos ago
Thеy needed a stealth soldier, so I put my hands on the hibachi hot plate at Benihana and burned my fuckin fingerprints off. They will not find me.
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Absolute clown. Dark and gritty superhero fan fiction guaranteed or your money back.




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In Ultimate One Universe: Season Two → 8 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
That's a different story with the MME. I've planned my season in three stages, one for each month. Knowing that somewhere in each stage an MME will likely take place. That said Batman was one of the ones I was eying up to interact with.


... Do I ship?

...

I ship.
In Ultimate One Universe: Season Two → 8 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
<Snipped quote by Sep>

I think you missed your boat, there, chief. Clark and Lois seem to have a serious committal going on, and I don't see Superman as the type to cheat.

(That said, Batman's single...)

And in response to your interaction question, boy, are you gonna love this season's MME. Gonna make The Surfer story from last season look like a small gathering of cosplayers compared to the sheer amount of epic.


Damn me and my love for playing street level heroes that'd get completely crushed in the MME.
In Ultimate One Universe: Season Two → 8 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
Coming soon to a thread near you:

<hider containing an unholy image>

Sorry Wraith, but with our new classification of "Suitable for all audiences" you can't get your groove on anymore.


that made me vomit in my mouth a little
In Ultimate One Universe: Season Two → 8 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
@Simple Unicycle Can Howard and Thor team up? Please, sweet chicken?


Obviously. An anthropomorphic duck and the God of Thunder? A match made in heaven if I say so myself.
In Ultimate One Universe: Season Two → 8 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
<Snipped quote by Sep>

To Quote myself, which is a weird thing to do.

As a whole I'm looking forward to all the respective Heroes from Season One truly become who they're growing to be, there was a lot of uncertainty last season from a lot of different heroes but they all seem to be much more competent now than they were before. As well as seeing how this next generation of heroes adapt to the world we've created.

Character specific:


If you aren't in the hider, dont feel discouraged there's so much I'm hyped for this season but these are the things that jump to mind without me sounding like I'm repeating myself.


Because I wasn't in the mentions, here's some more hype for you...

In Heroes Reborn: Year Six (OPEN) → 8 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
12:19 PM; February 7th, 2026
CADMUS Facility; Beneath Metropolis, Delaware

The young girl takes in a sharp breath, eyes shooting open. The pod containing her opens with a hiss, and she falls out and hits the cold, tile floor on her hands and knees with a wet thump, coughing violently in between bouts of vomiting up a frothy blue liquid. She falls backwards against the pod, not entirely sure what's happening. She hears excited shouting from beyond a door, "It's Curie! It's Curie!" She doesn't know what that means, nor does she really care.

All she can focus on is the hand a few inches from her face. She flexes the fingers, clenching them into a fist. Is this her hand? She looks at the other one, and does the same with it, then relaxes them into open palms. They're attached to arms, and those are attached to her, so that means it's her hand right? Probably. She looks down at the feet, her feet, attached to her legs. It's her.

Slowly, she begins to push herself up off the ground. Knees trembling, she takes an uncertain step forward. Then another. One more, more confidently this time. Soon she finds herself standing in front of a locker. Huh, this walking thing isn't so hard... Why'd she choose to go to the locker though? As she ponders this, a cold breeze blows in from a nearby vent, causing her to shudder and look down. In that moment, she realizes she is... Distinctly naked, and the slightly open locker contains clothes.

She slides on the sweater and slips into the jeans, the overly large clothes barely clinging to her tiny form, though providing some protection against the cold. As soon as she's done, she begins to make her way to the door, through which she heard the voices. It takes her a moment, but she finally pushes it open once she's ready, and finds... Nothing. Just an empty hallway, as cold and sterile as the room she was just in.

She begins to wander through the facility with no destination in mind. It's mostly empty, which is strange considering how large it is, but she easily evades any people she runs into. She has no clue why she feels like she needs to keep away from them, but she does anyway out of fear for what they'd do. Again, she doesn't know what that is, but she has a feeling she doesn't want to find out.

Before long, she finds herself standing in front of a big metal door at the end of a hallway. A metal panel with a button is next to it. This must be an elevator, right? Where does it go? Figuring she'd find out, she presses the button. She doesn't feel like heading any deeper into this place, once she gets in there she'll need to head up... Wait, how does she know that up is the way out? This is really weird. Maybe she should just head back to the pod thing-y she was in, that'd be nice, right? But something in her head tells her that staying here will only lead to something really bad happening.

Her inner turmoil comes to a screeching halt at the sound of a ding as the metal door opens, revealing a smaller room. She steps inside, looking at the panel inside which has... A surprisingly large amount of buttons with numbers and letters on them. It's kind of overwhelming compared the single button on the panel outside. Taking in a deep breath, she presses the button labelled 'ground' and hopes that's the right way.

The elevator shoots upwards, so quickly she stumbles and nearly falls from the sudden speed. Not ten seconds later, the door opens with another ding, and she's nearly blinded by the sudden flash of light. Her eyes adjust, and she sees a lobby with glass walls that allow sunlight to filter through. Sunlight... Sunlight! She's outside! Well, almost.

Nervously, she steps out, and begins to walk towards the door. She makes it pretty far, at least halfway, before she hears a female voice behind her. "Um, sweetie? Are you lost?" She freezes and turns around, looking up at the portly middle-aged woman with wide eyes. What is she supposed to say? "Honey? What's wrong? Did I scare you?"

"U-um, no... No, I'm not lost."

The woman crouches down to be at eye level with her. "Are you sure? You look pretty confused."

"I just came in here to use the... The bathroom. I was just leaving."

"Okay... Are you okay? Do you have any parents?"

Well, she doesn't, so she might as well tell the woman the truth. "... No."

"Oh? Do you have a home?"

Again, she decides not to lie, and shakes her head.

"Oh..." The woman looks saddened by that. "... I was just getting off work. Do you want to come stay with me for a while? I can help find you a home."

She had no clue why this lady was offering a random child a place to stay, but she had nowhere else to go and this lady seemed nice. Wouldn't hurt to stay the night at least, right? Putting a smile, the girl says, "Sure."

That was how she found herself in the backseat of a mid 2010s sedan, a bag of clothes from a store to her side and a Little Belly Meal in her lap as the nice lady pulled out of the drive thru of a Big Belly Burger. As she drove, the woman began to ask all sorts of questions. "What's your name? Do you know?"

"I don't think I have a name. What's yours?"

"Marilyn... Do you really not have a name?"

In response, Stacy nodded her head. The woman sighed, as if in sadness. "... Do you know how old you are?"

"... Thirteen, I think."

"Did you ever have parents?"

Now this question was a bit troublesome. She'd have to tell a little white lie, because she knew she'd be in big trouble if she told the lady where she really came from. "I don't think I ever did... I've been homeless as long as I can remember." Marilyn seemed even more troubled by that. She didn't know why it was such a big deal, but then again she didn't really know what was up with people considering her entire existence consists of the last hour.

It wasn't long after that that the woman parked her car in front of an apartment complex. The young girl stepped out of the sedan with the woman, looking up at the facade with wide eyes. It was so... Nice looking! And clean! And not all cold and heartless like that other place! "This is where you live? It's so cool!"

Marilyn just laughed and shook her head at that. "It's not that great, but I'm glad you like it." The two of them went into the building and up a few flights of stairs, before entering the woman's apartment, which was decorated with little nick-nacks and had a really cozy feel to it. The girl really liked it. "You can go get dressed in the bathroom, it's that door right there," Marilyn said, pointing towards a door on the right, which the girl entered.

It took her a moment to step out of the oversized clothes, occasionally tripping over herself, but once she was done putting the new clothes on was easy. Marilyn must really like the color purple, because most of the shirts and the one jacket are that color. Some were just plain color t-shirts and sweaters, others had little cartoon characters on it. One had a lightning bolt on it which sparked some level of recognition in the young girl, but she couldn't tell from where...

The girl stepped out of the bathroom in her new clothes, and walked over to the kitchen table where Marilyn was sitting. A radio was playing a song, and Marilyn motioned for the girl to come over and sit in the chair across from her to eat, which she obliged. As she began to eat her burger, Marilyn began to talk about names. "You really do need one in this world... How about Karen?"

That sparked more recognition in her, and she had a distinct feeling the name wouldn't fit her. "... I don't think that really fits me."

"Okay, how about Zoey?"

That was even more familiar... Where had she heard it before, and why did she feel like it didn't fit her either? She didn't know, and simply shook her head.

"... Emma?"

This name didn't make her feel good. It wasn't right, not at all, not at all... "I... I don't think that one works either..."

As if to answer their question, the song on the radio hit the chorus: "Stacy can't you see, you're just not the girl for me!"

The girl looked at the radio, and smiled. "I like that name, Stacy! That can be my name." Marilyn laughed loudly at that, causing the girl to frown. "What's so funny about it?"

"N-nothing... Nothing... That's a good name. Stacy it is, then."

Stacy. That works.
In Ultimate One Universe: Season Two → 8 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay


So what about that new Titans Trailer huh?

Ducks for cover


Kiiiiiiiiiinda late to this, but I'll throw in my two cents.

Well, at least Robin's not killing people and saying "fuck Batman". All the costumes except Robin's are still ass though.
In Ultimate One Universe: Season Two → 8 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
Ultimate One Universe: Season Two Application
CHOW YUN FAT IS


Origin And Backstory:

Fang Chu was born in Gotham City to a pair of Chinese immigrants on February 16th, 1990. He lived in a rather destitute area during his childhood, where he frequently got into fights with delinquents around the neighborhood and was lucky to survive with his head still on his shoulders. He had hated the poverty and crime he was surrounded by, but nothing disgusted him moreso than his father, an abusive drunk who eventually drove Fang's mother to suicide.

When Fang became an adult, he moved to New York and joined the police force there. The first thing he did was save up enough cash to change his name to Frank Castle, in order to distance himself from his father. At the age of twenty-four he met Maria Conway, the woman who he'd eventually marry and have a pair of twins with. Up until two months ago, life was good, with Frank quickly rising through the ranks of the department and the family looking for a nice suburban home on the Jersey side of the city.

But one day, when the family had a picnic in a park, they witnessed a mob killing happening not too far away. Before Frank could react, gunfire was erupting, and his family was gunned down in front of him by the gangsters. Frank survived, and the assailants were caught not long after the shooting only to be let off due to the weight their boss held.

Frank, disgusted by the ineptitude of the judicial system, has decided to take matters into his own hands. Enlisting the help of a friend in the cyber crimes division, David Lieberman, Frank has taken it upon himself to track down the men who murdered his family and bring down their boss in addition to the two of them. Not to achieve some twisted sense of joy in taking his revenge. He was going to make sure they got punished.

Season One Recap:

Frank's path to damnation began with a shootout at a night club called the Stardust, where he eliminated one of the men who murdered his family. He followed that up with a raid on The Royal Palace hotel, owned by Silvio Manfredi, where he killed the other man responsible for his family's deaths along with dozens of mobsters who were staying and working there. This might've satisfied most, but Frank wasn't through: he was going to topple Silvio Manfredi's organization or die trying.

But things didn't go too smoothly. The police uncovered Frank's identity and raided his apartment. He managed to escape, but only after accidentally killing two cops. From there, he was attacked by Spider-Woman, and the two got into a fight that resulted in an abandoned apartment building coming down. From then on, Frank operated quietly and stealthily, taking out Manfredi members one at a time, until he finally hit Manfredi himself at his manor. There, Frank learned that his family's death wasn't an accident, but rather done in order to prevent Frank's wife from spilling secrets she had learned while working at the DA's office. Frank executed Manfredi, and decided it was time to move on with his life.

But he was in for a rude awakening a month later when he was trying to do laundry. A group of thugs began causing a ruckus outside of the laundromat he was at, and when he killed them he realized that he had the chance to do something more than just wait to die. He took on his alias of the Punisher once more, and began to travel the country, where he met the likes of Vigilante and (unknowingly) John Constantine. From there, he made his way back across the country and began to form a network of vigilantes in the cities that didn't have them, all going by his alias of the Punisher. His group began with Rachel Cole-Alves in Bludhaven, and he's returned to New York while he has Micro look over reports of similarly ruthless vigilantes in nearby cities to recruit.

Powers And Abilities:
('Powers', he says)

Living Weapon - Frank has trained himself in the use of firearms and has also developed a hand-to-hand combat style mixing elements of boxing with down and dirty street fighting. From a semi-automatic pistol to a pencil, he's able to kill with anything. Needless to say, he's a dangerous man that's fully capable of taking on most (non-powered) people who get in his way.

Unbreakable Will - He will stop at nothing (short of killing innocents) to complete his goal and punish those who make a living off of other people's pain. It doesn't matter if he's stabbed, poisoned, shot, he will keep going until he's dead as disco. Couple this with the fact that he has nothing to lose anyway and the skills he already possesses, and it just manages to multiply his potential for violence.

What Makes This Character 'Ultimate'?:
Aside from the race lift and change in background from Castle being a soldier to a police officer, this version of Frank Castle will be played in a style that's heavily influenced by the works of John Woo. A Better Tomorrow and Hard Boiled are the two biggest influences. Expect lots of flashy gunplay and body counts in the hundreds by the time he punishes those responsible for his family's death.

Where Do You Plan To Take The Character This Season?:
It should be noted that I'm only planning on playing Frank for one crossover with DocTachyon. From there on, I'll retire him. However, it should also be noted that he's set up a few other Punishers in nearby cities, and plans on expanding his vigilante network. Potential storylines for people if they want them.

Supporting Characters:
David Lieberman/Microchip - A friend of Frank's since his days in the academy, Lieberman is a rather portly white man a year older than Frank who was assigned to the cyber crimes division due to his proficiency in technology. He helped Frank uncover the names of the men who killed his family, as well as the man they work for. He has stuck around as Frank's source for whenever he needs information.

Rachel Cole-Alves/The Punisher - The Punisher of Bludhaven and an ally of Frank's. An ex-marine whose husband was murdered in a botched robbery, Rachel fell into depression and didn't know what to do with herself... That was when Frank came along and gave her a reason to keep on living by punishing the type of people that killed her husband.


In Ultimate One Universe: Season Two → 8 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
Jesus guys, you're already on page 5 of the OOC? Coulda waited for me!

Anyway, here's my season two sheet for the Punisher.

In CLOSED - Ultimate One Universe: Season One → 8 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
>tfw your character is just on a white background

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