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8 mos ago
Current "Let them eat drugs." – Marie Antoinette, upon discovering Twitter's comment section.
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2 yrs ago
"May all your delulu becomes trululu in 2024."
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6 yrs ago
"Grandad, tell us more about the 2020 Toilet Paper Famine."
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6 yrs ago
Me, taking a shot everytime I hear the word "destiny" in the Witcher series: "Hmmm, fuck."
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7 yrs ago
Before cofee: "I hate you." After coffee: "I feel good about hating you."
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I have never seen the Hobbit, Lord of the Rings, Star Wars, or Star Trek.


Why are you alive.
Im already shakey without coffee. With it, I literally vibrate.


Soooo without coffee, you're a professional belly dancer.
Right. A fact about me, let's see . . .

I prefer coffee over tea.
I have a crush on that dude who is the forum greeter. Naw I think is his name. I <3 his redundant shit.


What did you get him for Valentine's day?
I am a woman, I have breasts. You?


Women who claim they have breasts are flat-chested.
I'm a major crybaby. Anything relatively sad breaks me down to tears.


This reminded me of a girl I know, she's the type of crybaby that weeps over pet adoption commercials.
Knowing my dumbass, if I were die I'd probably end up on that 1000 Ways to Die show.


Kuro's cause of death: Falling on a pool of legos.

im very afraid that im going to die alone


I don't why that struck me for some reason.
Tastes like Coronavirus.
Keeping money in your jeans can be a pretty bad fucking idea if you're doing laundry when drunk.
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